Ass, Fire, and Foh: WHEN YOU ARENT SURE IF HES
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 TELLING A STORY
I've concluded fat niggas are the worse to smoke with. My friend Dj probably the size of my snorlax from Pokemon leaf green. No exaggeration. I let him use my Tech Deck in grade school and his Vienna Sausage fingers demolished my board. Wheels was flying off at 90mph almost hit me in my dick eye (pause) but that's another story. I'm with Dj and he ask me if I wanted to get smacked with him. Why not being high makes shit better. I swear homie pulled up his shirt, reaches under the crevices of his Tities, pulls out a dime bag and starts rolling. I knew this was some fire too. Kush smelled like wet dog and strawberry queef. You know a nigga was about to be hella high. After Dj rolled we sitting on his couch ready to cyph. He lights the blunt and starts babbling to me about some argument with his girl. It's been a good 5 mins and I was yet to touch the spliff. I pretend to stretch so he can pass it but he talking about he wanted me to scratch his back. Foh. I ask Dj if the I try to crack a joke like "Alright Chief Keif". Nigga started playing Chief Kief. Blunt about to be done he still ain't pas it. I'm about to say something when Dj says "Man I thought love was eating Easy Cheese out her ass man fuck love" then puts the rest of the blunt back under his Titie compartment. *Mr Krab meme face*. Wait huh? My brain couldn't even process the fuckery I just heard. Dj rolled over and laid his head on my shoulder. Let it out big fella. Kush put homie straight to sleep. Dj rolled over and crushed my legs. I could hear my shit snap. I felt like Paul George. A nigga couldn't move. I had to wait for Dj to carry me home. I felt like Bran Stark.

I've concluded fat niggas are the worse to smoke with. My friend Dj probably the size of my snorlax from Pokemon leaf green. No exaggeration. I let him use my Tech Deck in grade school and his Vienna Sausage fingers demolished my board. Wheels was flying off at 90mph almost hit me in my dick eye (pause) but that's another story. I'm with Dj and he ask me if I wanted to get smacked with him. Why not being high makes shit better. I swear homie pulled up his shirt, reaches under the crevices of his Tities, pulls out a dime bag and starts rolling. I knew this was some fire too. Kush smelled like wet dog and strawberry queef. You know a nigga was about to be hella high. After Dj rolled we sitting on his couch ready to cyph. He lights the blunt and starts babbling to me about some argument with his girl. It's been a good 5 mins and I was yet to touch the spliff. I pretend to stretch so he can pass it but he talking about he wanted me to scratch his back. Foh. I ask Dj if the I try to crack a joke like "Alright Chief Keif". Nigga started playing Chief Kief. Blunt about to be done he still ain't pas it. I'm about to say something when Dj says "Man I thought love was eating Easy Cheese out her ass man fuck love" then puts the rest of the blunt back under his Titie compartment. *Mr Krab meme face*. Wait huh? My brain couldn't even process the fuckery I just heard. Dj rolled over and laid his head on my shoulder. Let it out big fella. Kush put homie straight to sleep. Dj rolled over and crushed my legs. I could hear my shit snap. I felt like Paul George. A nigga couldn't move. I had to wait for Dj to carry me home. I felt like Bran Stark.

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ass
Fire
Fire
FOH
FOH
head
head
homie
homie
huh
huh
Love
Love
meme
meme
memes
memes
Pokemon
Pokemon
School
School
shit
shit
Paul George
Paul George
Brain
Brain
Couch
Couch
Dick
Dick
Fuck
Fuck
Girl
Girl
Good
Good
Home
Home
Scratch
Scratch
Fat
Fat
Fella
Fella
Sleep
Sleep
Thought
Thought
Alright
Alright
Back
Back
Been
Been
Board
Board
bran
bran
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another
ask
ask
her
her
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Dog
eye
eye
snap
snap
rest
rest
cheese
cheese
leaf
leaf
queef
queef
wanted
wanted
paul
paul
big
big
him
him
can
can
vienna
vienna
crack
crack
lights
lights
friend
friend
sausage
sausage
green
green
easy
easy
wet
wet
touch
touch
man
man
tech deck
tech deck
why
why
kush
kush
hella
hella
pokemon leaf green
pokemon leaf green
move
move
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dime
face
face
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stretch
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stark
you
you
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story
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shirt
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i swear
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still
wheels
wheels
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for
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argument
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blunt
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use
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nigga
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high
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done
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joke
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like
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when you
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probably
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snorlax
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then
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hit
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vienna sausage
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my dick
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wait
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hes
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sitting
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i thought
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dime bag
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knew
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pretend
niggas
niggas
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my friend
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fuckery
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babbling
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crushed
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heard
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deck
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pause
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mr krab
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wet dog
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 my brain
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playing
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Fat Niggas
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Titie
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Size
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My Legs
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Bran Stark
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Mr Krab Meme
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Mins
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After
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Was
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With
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Easy Cheese
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Pokemon Leaf
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Grade School
His Girl
His Girl
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If I
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Mr Krab Meme Face
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WHEN YOU ARENT SURE IF HES PASSING THE BLUNT OFR TELLING A STORY I've concluded fat niggas are the worse to smoke with My friend Dj probably the size of my snorlax from Pokemon leaf green No exaggeration I let him use my Tech Deck in grade school and his Vienna Sausage fingers demolished my board Wheels was flying off at 90mph almost hit me in my dick eye pause but that's another story I'm with Dj and he ask me if I wanted to get smacked with him Why not being high makes shit better I swear homie pulled up his shirt reaches under the crevices of his Tities pulls out a dime bag and starts rolling I knew this was some fire too Kush smelled like wet dog and strawberry queef You know a nigga was about to be hella high After Dj rolled we sitting on his couch ready to cyph He lights the blunt and starts babbling to me about some argument with his girl It's been a good 5 mins and I was yet to touch the spliff I pretend to stretch so he can pass it but he talking about he wanted me to scratch his back Foh I ask Dj if the I try to crack a joke like Alright Chief Keif Nigga started playing Chief Kief Blunt about to be done he still ain't pas it I'm about to say something when Dj says Man I thought love was eating Easy Cheese out her ass man fuck love then puts the rest of the blunt back under his Titie compartment *Mr Krab meme face* Wait huh? My brain couldn't even process the fuckery I just heard Dj rolled over and laid his head on my shoulder Let it out big fella Kush put homie straight to sleep Dj rolled over and crushed my legs I could hear my shit snap I felt like Paul George A nigga couldn't move I had to wait for Dj to carry me home I felt like Bran Stark Meme

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