Arthur, Bless Up, and Chicago: when you get a surprise kiss
 @DrSmashlove
Now look, u gon date people who throw red flags up. Red flags left. Red flags right. They gon tie a red flag around your face and u gon wake up in the middle of the night suffocating and sweating whipping your arms around the bed thinking u in a secret CIA facility and a sexy woman in a US Army uniform got a towel around your face pouring water in your nostrils and u think she waterboarding u and u like "I DON'T KNOW NOTHING BOUT NO TERRORIST ACT AT THE SUPER BOWL COT DAMMIT I WORK IN FINANCE AND RUN A IG ACCOUNT FOR FUN I COULDN'T BLOW UP A BOTTLE ROCKET LET ALONE A STADIUM LEMME GO HOME I MISS CHICAGO YALL DON'T HAVE DEEP DISH PIZZA IN IRAQ - OR INTELLIGENTSIA COFFEE - AGGGHKKKHHHH" *gurgle* *suffocate* *almost die* *wake up next to the same pretty girl in bed who is crazy AF but imma keep messing with her because I'm not right in the head* πŸ˜• Anyway to top it off Bruh I'm the ultimate red flag. I do disclaimers now: "I had a bad childhood. I get sad. I'm anxious about work because I have a high amount of responsibility and don't take vacations so my hands are permanently squeezed like the Arthur meme. Please sign these waivers that my lawyer prepared. Yes. Initial there. Notarize here. Ok wonderful, u can touch the PP now πŸ€—." Nah but real talk at the end of the day, red flags will always be alluring. Captivating. "Maybe I can change this person? Or maybe this person won't burn me like they burned others." No, and hell no πŸ˜‚. If u date a snake, just understand that despite how beautiful and silky that snake is, one day it's gon bite. U might recall that Siegfried and Roy, the Las Vegas couple that puts on shows with wild animals, once had an incident where a tiger bit, and paralyzed, Roy. Chris Rock joked that the "tiger went tiger." Roy never blamed the tiger and even said the tiger was trying to take care of him. Roy understood the tiger's nature and didn't resent the tiger when it's nature revealed itself. Next time u get bit just remember - if that's in their nature, it was just a matter of time. U could obsess over people's shortcomings or enjoy the good they had to offer and let it ride. Ya get me! Bless up πŸ™Œβ€

Now look, u gon date people who throw red flags up. Red flags left. Red flags right. They gon tie a red flag around your face and u gon wake up in the middle of the night suffocating and sweating whipping your arms around the bed thinking u in a secret CIA facility and a sexy woman in a US Army uniform got a towel around your face pouring water in your nostrils and u think she waterboarding u and u like "I DON'T KNOW NOTHING BOUT NO TERRORIST ACT AT THE SUPER BOWL COT DAMMIT I WORK IN FINANCE AND RUN A IG ACCOUNT FOR FUN I COULDN'T BLOW UP A BOTTLE ROCKET LET ALONE A STADIUM LEMME GO HOME I MISS CHICAGO YALL DON'T HAVE DEEP DISH PIZZA IN IRAQ - OR INTELLIGENTSIA COFFEE - AGGGHKKKHHHH" *gurgle* *suffocate* *almost die* *wake up next to the same pretty girl in bed who is crazy AF but imma keep messing with her because I'm not right in the head* πŸ˜• Anyway to top it off Bruh I'm the ultimate red flag. I do disclaimers now: "I had a bad childhood. I get sad. I'm anxious about work because I have a high amount of responsibility and don't take vacations so my hands are permanently squeezed like the Arthur meme. Please sign these waivers that my lawyer prepared. Yes. Initial there. Notarize here. Ok wonderful, u can touch the PP now πŸ€—." Nah but real talk at the end of the day, red flags will always be alluring. Captivating. "Maybe I can change this person? Or maybe this person won't burn me like they burned others." No, and hell no πŸ˜‚. If u date a snake, just understand that despite how beautiful and silky that snake is, one day it's gon bite. U might recall that Siegfried and Roy, the Las Vegas couple that puts on shows with wild animals, once had an incident where a tiger bit, and paralyzed, Roy. Chris Rock joked that the "tiger went tiger." Roy never blamed the tiger and even said the tiger was trying to take care of him. Roy understood the tiger's nature and didn't resent the tiger when it's nature revealed itself. Next time u get bit just remember - if that's in their nature, it was just a matter of time. U could obsess over people's shortcomings or enjoy the good they had to offer and let it ride. Ya get me! Bless up πŸ™Œβ€

when you get a surprise kiss @DrSmashlove Now look u gon date people who throw red flags up Red flags left Red flags right They gon tie a red flag around your face and u gon wake up in the middle of the night suffocating and sweating whipping your arms around the bed thinking u in a secret CIA facility and a sexy woman in a US Army uniform got a towel around your face pouring water in your nostrils and u think she waterboarding u and u like I DON'T KNOW NOTHING BOUT NO TERRORIST ACT AT THE SUPER BOWL COT DAMMIT I WORK IN FINANCE AND RUN A IG ACCOUNT FOR FUN I COULDN'T BLOW UP A BOTTLE ROCKET LET ALONE A STADIUM LEMME GO HOME I MISS CHICAGO YALL DON'T HAVE DEEP DISH PIZZA IN IRAQ - OR INTELLIGENTSIA COFFEE - AGGGHKKKHHHH *gurgle* *suffocate* *almost die* *wake up next to the same pretty girl in bed who is crazy AF but imma keep messing with her because I'm not right in the head* πŸ˜• Anyway to top it off Bruh I'm the ultimate red flag I do disclaimers now I had a bad childhood I get sad I'm anxious about work because I have a high amount of responsibility and don't take vacations so my hands are permanently squeezed like the Arthur meme Please sign these waivers that my lawyer prepared Yes Initial there Notarize here Ok wonderful u can touch the PP now πŸ€— Nah but real talk at the end of the day red flags will always be alluring Captivating Maybe I can change this person? Or maybe this person won't burn me like they burned others No and hell no πŸ˜‚ If u date a snake just understand that despite how beautiful and silky that snake is one day it's gon bite U might recall that Siegfried and Roy the Las Vegas couple that puts on shows with wild animals once had an incident where a tiger bit and paralyzed Roy Chris Rock joked that the tiger went tiger Roy never blamed the tiger and even said the tiger was trying to take care of him Roy understood the tiger's nature and didn't resent the tiger when it's nature revealed itself Next time u get bit just remember - if that's in their nature it was just a matter of time U could obsess over people's shortcomings or enjoy the good they had to offer and let it ride Ya get me! Bless up πŸ™Œβ€ Meme

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