Bouta repost my fav stories just cause. - My Mom enters my room. "Hi sweetie, whatchu up to?" "Nothing much Mom, just reading." "Oh? And whys that?" "Because I like to read..." "Well why dont you go outside?" "Mom we live in NY, its -3 and its snowing." "Well play video games then." "Why dont you want me to read?" "Do you even have a girlfriend?" "MOM!" She laughs. "No girl wants a boy that reads, dear." "Well why not?" "Bitches just want dick. Why do you think I married your Dad? He didn't even graduate highschool!" "What..." "How you gonna get pussy if you're reading ya fucking nerd?" "Mom I dont-" "Hell even the cat is getting dicked down by the strays outside. Meanwhile you're reading about rocks." "Mom knowledge is power." "Fuck knowledge go get ya dick wet." She chuckles and closes my door. Maybe she was right. It was time to get my dick wet. I followed our cat outside one night and found the spot where all the strays lurked. I spotted one that was the cleanest and snatched it up before it could get away. "Time to get my dick wet." I say to myself.
found @ 11001 likes ON 2017-02-01 12:56:24 BY ME.ME