I let my friend hector borrow my headphones because he couldn't talk in the Party while we playing black ops. Few weeks later we chilling and I see him chewing on my headphones. I had to snatch them bitches back. I needed them to bump my porn on the bus. I get home that night and my headphones all kinds of fucked up. They had a knot tighter than virgin pussy in the middle of them. Took me about 10 minutes to get it out. Headphones smelled musty af. I try them On and half of one ear is working. You know them cheap ass corner store Gummy headphones where you gotta hold that cord against your nipple while your hand is at a 90 degree angle and your wrist touching your chin. Yea I'm trying that and my music still sounding choppy. I called hector to ask what's up with my shit. He tell me how his mom Vacuumed them up but they still work. How? He begins to explain how you have to wrap the cord around your scrotum twice and three times around your neck then put the left bud in with your head tilted forward. What the fuck? I was about to try it too. Till I realized he violated my headphones. I made my way to Hectors house and beat his ass to oblivion. I have those headphones to this day. What happen to hector? We're still friends. We're playing blacks ops together now. I'm about to try that technique tonight.
found @ 16348 likes ON 2018-10-13 16:58:17 BY ME.ME