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ass
Bitch
Bitch
Black Planet
Black Planet
Dating
Dating
Food
Food
Fucking
Fucking
Internet
Internet
memes
memes
Smoking
Smoking
tinder
tinder
Weed
Weed
Toyota
Toyota
American
American
Audacity
Audacity
Black
Black
Chat
Chat
Date
Date
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Girl
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Time
Old
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South Korea
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i remember
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liquor
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catfishing
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joint
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cone
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laid
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yall
were
were
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fuzz
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back in the day
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 week
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sister
sister
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Age
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sammy
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Age
Age
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Wish
And
And
Cups
Cups
They Told Me
They Told Me
Im Outside
Im Outside
sister
sister
out
out
the first time
 the first time
told me
 told me
2 years
 2 years
healthy
 healthy
for the first time
 for the first time
years
 years
yet
 yet
know
 know
week
 week
see
 see
back in the day
back in the day
fuzz
fuzz
were
were
yall
yall
laid
laid
cone
cone
joint
joint
catfishing
catfishing
somebody
somebody
liquor
liquor
i remember
i remember
needed
needed
leaving
leaving
outside
outside
because
because
blonde
blonde
black ass
black ass
room
room
internet dating
internet dating
well
well
i like
i like
big girl
big girl
making
making
youre
youre
feel
feel
right
right
like
like
get
get
this
this
visitors
visitors
side
side
shake
shake
prospect
prospect
slip
slip
term
term
capacity
capacity
the car
the car
busted
busted
lil
lil
months
months
for
for
still
still
south
south
price
price
you
you
new
new
seat
seat
they
they
remember
remember
toyota tercel
toyota tercel
lewis
lewis
first
first
she
she
waffle
waffle
pics
pics
day
day
fast
fast
soil
soil
man
man
carpet
carpet
one
one
lights
lights
linked in
linked in
big
big
signs
signs
passenger
passenger
looking
looking
korea
korea
car
car
her
her
gate
gate
got
got
šŸ¤–
šŸ¤–
Been
Been
Back
Back
Cigarette
Cigarette
Waiting...
Waiting...
South Korea
South Korea
Old
Old
Time
Time
Girl
Girl
Date
Date
Chat
Chat
Black
Black
Audacity
Audacity
American
American
Toyota
Toyota
Weed
Weed
tinder
tinder
Smoking
Smoking
memes
memes
Internet
Internet
Fucking
Fucking
Food
Food
Dating
Dating
Black Planet
Black Planet
Bitch
Bitch
ass
ass

When you're waiting for your plus sized tinder date and you feel the ground start to shake 3 Y'all know I like em healthy but I remember back in the day when internet dating was still new and the term catfishing hadn't been coined in its current capacity yet and a BIG girl could easily slip a fast one by you if you couldn't see the signs ahead of time This one girl got me food back in Tacoma Had me linked in on the webcam chat while I was still in South Korea but I was leaving for Tacoma in 2 months so I needed to know folks prior Had this blonde joint that had some older pics on the Blackplanet profile yeeeeah mufucka THAT old šŸ˜‚ But would get on the webcam in her room with the lights low so she had the angles on her side while she was doing the most for me Fast forward to me waiting to meet her a week after getting to Ft Lewis I'm outside visitors center at the main gate smoking a cigarette when this lil BUSTED ass Toyota Tercel pulls up and y'all this girl got out the car looking like somebody had glued D-cups and carpet fuzz to a waffle cone And the bitch had the audacity to have her TWIN FUCKING SISTER IN THE PASSENGER SEAT Y'ALL I wish I were making that up I also wish I weren't making up the part where I walked my black ass right back on in that gate because at 22 years of age with the prospect of getting laid for the first time on American soil in 2 years because when they told me they had weed and liquor well every man has his price šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ ADayInTheLife Meme

found @ 250 likes ON 2019-01-28 10:58:30 BY ME.ME

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