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Bad, Bad Day, and Comfortable: When you've had
 a bad day at work, read this.
 When you have an
 I hate my job' day.
 Try this out:
 Stop at your pharmacy, go to the ther-
 mometer section and purchase a rectal
 thermometer made by Johnson & John-
 son
 Be very sure you get this brand.
 When you get home, lock your doors,
 draw the curtains and disconnect the
 phone so you will not be disturbed.
 Change into comfortable clothing and
 sit in your favorite chair. Open the pack-
 age and remove the thermometer. Then,
 carefully place it on a table or a surface
 so that it will not become chipped or bro-
 ken.
 Now the fun part begins.
 Take out the literature from the box
 and read it carefully. You will notice that
 in small print there is a statement:
 "Every rectal thermometer made by
 Johnson & Johnson is personally tested
 and then sanitized.
 Now, close your eyes and repeat out
 loud five times, "I am so glad I do not
 work in the thermometer quality control
 department at Johnson & Johnson
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When you've had a bad day at work read this When you have an I hate my job' day Try this out Stop at your pharmacy go to the ther- mometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & John- son Be very sure you get this brand When you get home lock your doors draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed Change into comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair Open the pack- age and remove the thermometer Then carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or bro- ken Now the fun part begins Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully You will notice that in small print there is a statement Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized Now close your eyes and repeat out loud five times I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson When you have a hate my job day via rfunny httpsifttt2Ckrr40 Meme

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