Who doesn't like a blonde joke? blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $s000 The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce The car is parked on the street in fromnt of the bank she has the title and everything checks out The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250000 Rolls as collateral against a $5000 loan An employee of the bank then drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there Two weeks later the blonde returns and repays the $5000 and the interest which comes to $1541 The loan officer says Miss we A are very happy to have had your business and this transaction has worked out very nicely but we are a little puzzled We checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire What puzzles us is - why would you bother to borrow $5000? The blond repliesWhere else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $1541 and expect it to be there when I return? anyankaleigh this is like my fave joke tomhiddlesismyspiritanimal okay that shit was good 20+ Funny Tumblr Posts Show Why Everyone Loves Tumblr Episode #175 Meme

found ON 2019-09-07 10:41:07 BY ME.ME

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