Why can't I play in the abandoned copper mine Mommy? BECAUSE JOE HART DIDN'T CLEAR OUT THE VAMPIRE DENS MINE INSPECTOR WRITE-IN CANDIDATE twodotsknowwhy kanayavstheforcesofcapitalism markrial arizonaconservativegal Fun fact Arizona is the only place in the country where the state mine inspector is an elected position Another fun fact this is one of my favorite political ads of all time straight out of 2014 I forgot vampire bats were a thing and thought they were referring to the folklore kind of vampire the subtle advocation for kids to be playing in the abandoned copper mines is also not great No guys he meant actual vampires Like real fanged undead vampires Because Joe Hart was running unopposed and Ian Kobe was a write in candidate running as a joke Meme

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