Hello, Period, and Pregnant: Why hello there! Terribly sorry to
 interrupt, but I must ask you a
 question of the
 utmost importance:
 Wouldst thou like to
 BEAN???*
 *Please be advised that this is neither an euphemism for nor a soliciation of activities of a
 Senxual Nature, we would simply like to introduce you to the Wholesome and Renewing
 properties of BEAN. Please BEAN responsibly. Entities should not BEAN while pregnant.
 Do not BEAN more than three (3) times in a 24 (twenty-four) hour period. If swallowed
 contact a Medical Professional and do not induce further BEAN.
<p>Please consider this once-in-a-lifetime offer.</p>

Please consider this once-in-a-lifetime offer.