Fresh
Fresh

Fresh

Funny
Funny

Funny

Prison
Prison

Prison

Dirty
Dirty

Dirty

Ensure
Ensure

Ensure

Recipes
Recipes

Recipes

Rogue
Rogue

Rogue

Smile
Smile

Smile

Time
Time

Time

Turkey
Turkey

Turkey

Watch
Watch

Watch

Old
Old

Old

All That
All That

All That

Nice
Nice

Nice

Cigarette
Cigarette

Cigarette

her
her

her

eye
eye

eye

looking
looking

looking

table
table

table

realm
realm

realm

cell
cell

cell

one
one

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nov
nov

nov

browning
browning

browning

basic
basic

basic

bound
bound

bound

critters
critters

critters

will
will

will

she
she

she

holiday
holiday

holiday

woman
woman

woman

all
all

all

face
face

face

shank
shank

shank

make
make

make

review
review

review

new
new

new

you
you

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mice
mice

mice

cave
cave

cave

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now

now

convection
convection

convection

primal
primal

primal

oven
oven

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what

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the corner

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times

times

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still

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made

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order

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for

for

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convection oven

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menu

menu

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using

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this

this

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get

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really

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couple

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flip
flip

flip

probably
probably

probably

hand
hand

hand

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just

just

goddess
goddess

goddess

together
together

together

cheer
cheer

cheer

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tried

tried

tapping
tapping

tapping

decorating
decorating

decorating

shes
shes

shes

pretty
pretty

pretty

maybe
maybe

maybe

proper
proper

proper

fool
fool

fool

bunsen burner
bunsen burner

bunsen burner

mentality
mentality

mentality

burner
burner

burner

intended
intended

intended

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wandering

wandering

there
there

there

fault
fault

fault

quality
quality

quality

creativity
creativity

creativity

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 no

no

message
 message

message

send
 send

send

hard
 hard

hard

know
 know

know

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 a message

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 ole

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gut
 gut

gut

cook
 cook

cook

dont
 dont

dont

kill
 kill

kill

meats
 meats

meats

mistake
 mistake

mistake

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 there is

there is

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 dont let the

dont let the

deliciousness
 deliciousness

deliciousness

holiday cheer
 holiday cheer

holiday cheer

over
over

over

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None

None

None
None

None

And
And

And

Other
Other

Other

Response
Response

Response

Protect
Protect

Protect

Chart
Chart

Chart

Sock
Sock

Sock

Holy
Holy

Holy

In The Corner
In The Corner

In The Corner

That
That

That

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Failed

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But
But

But

Not
Not

Not

Cut
Cut

Cut

Recipe
Recipe

Recipe

Martha
Martha

Martha

Serving
Serving

Serving

Survive
Survive

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Negative

Negative

Creative
Creative

Creative

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Looking For

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The

The

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Pretty Face

Pretty Face

Your
Your

Your

Corner
Corner

Corner

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I Have

I Have

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Its

Its

Keep An Eye On
Keep An Eye On

Keep An Eye On

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Animalistic

Animalistic

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A Little

A Little

Slack
Slack

Slack

While
While

While

Had To
Had To

Had To

Hard Time
Hard Time

Hard Time

Was
Was

Was

With
With

With

Let
Let

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Found

Found

Have
Have

Have

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Homemade

Homemade

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Its Not

Its Not

Had
Had

Had

On The Menu
On The Menu

On The Menu

Conversion
Conversion

Conversion

Keep
Keep

Keep

Which
Which

Which

Has
Has

Has

Being
Being

Being

Estimate
Estimate

Estimate

Far
Far

Far

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Prison Cell

Prison Cell

Limits
Limits

Limits

Just One
Just One

Just One

Instincts
Instincts

Instincts

Even
Even

Even

Some
Some

Some

Underestimated
Underestimated

Underestimated

Ingenuity
Ingenuity

Ingenuity

Its Hard
Its Hard

Its Hard

Cave Woman
Cave Woman

Cave Woman

Cooked
Cooked

Cooked

Filtered
Filtered

Filtered

For The
For The

For The

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Im Sure

Im Sure

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If I

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In The

In The

Into
Into

Into

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Just Maybe

Just Maybe

Make Do
Make Do

Make Do

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Maybe Just Maybe

Maybe Just Maybe

Nice Smile
Nice Smile

Nice Smile

One Hand
One Hand

One Hand

A Dirty
A Dirty

A Dirty

willnkids Nov 4 2017 Cut her some slack it's not Martha's fault the recipe failed This is probably just one of her prison cell recipes she cooked over a bunsen burner which was really just 3 old cigarette lighters bound together with a dirty old sock You don't really get 'quality meats' while serving hard time so turkey wasn't on the menu She had to make do with what she hada couple rogue mice that made the mistake of underestimating the creativity of Ol Martha and wandering into the confines of her prison cell looking for some holiday cheer As far as the cook time being off it's hard to keep an eye on your watch while you're huddled in the corner gripping a shank in one hand to protect your fresh kill while using the other hand to continuously flip the little critters in order to ensure the proper browning and crispness of her new found delicacies I'm sure she just tried to estimate the cook times but as far as I know there is no 'cook time conversion table' for homemade-prison-cell bunsen-burner to convection oven time chart Ole Martha is creative but even her ingenuity has it's limits Cut her some slack She's still the goddess of all that is holy in the realm of decorating and deliciousness And maybejust maybeyou underestimated the will to survive and the basic animalistic instincts of Ole Marthamaybe she intended for the now furless rodents to be a little undercookedmaybe she was tapping into her primal cave-woman mentality in order to send a message to her fellow inmates Her message was as follows Don't let the pretty face and nice smile fool yaMartha will cut-'n-gut a filtered if I have ta Meme

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