Being Alone, Christmas, and College: You get 1 Billion dollarsbu
 You have to spend ALL
 of it in one weekend or
 lose everything
nyctaeus:

goingtopshelf:

punchbuggydragon:

breelandwalker:

irontargaryen:
*cracks neck* my time has come
Okay, first? Pay off all your debts. Take out a small loan and pay it off right away.
Buy several hundred vacant houses. Schedule repairs for said houses with reputable contractors and make sizable down payments in advance. Get everything in writing and hang onto those deeds.
Buy a large open parcel of land that is being auctioned for development. And when I say large, I mean LARGE.
Sink millions into paying off people’s Kickstarters / college loans / medical bills / mortgages, and give generously charity organizations. That alone will carry off a lot of money.
Once you’ve got things down to a reasonable level, say $1m, buy yourself a house, furnishings, appliances, and a dependable car. Pay everything off so that you own it free and clear. Purchase about $200k worth of something easy to liquidate (i.e. gold, gems, bonds, stocks). Put the rest onto prepaid credit cards and wait for Monday to roll around.
NOW THE FUN BEGINS.
You now have commendable credit and a shining public reputation.
Fix up and flip those houses, sell them for fair market value or below to families who need them, or create non-profit homeless shelters. (After all, it’s not like you need to “make” money, this is all running on the proceeds from the property sales.)
Sell the parcel of land to developers, or donate it to public works as a park or open space. Have them name it after you.
Retire to your fully furnished home. Liquidate your extra assets, or leave them to appreciate in value for a later date. Make Christmas epic with those gift cards. Keep the extra money in the bank and keep your day job.
And don’t worry about taxes when return time rolls around, because you’ll be able to write off several millions’ worth of charitable donations.

Basically this

This is someone who paid attention in finance class. 

nyctaeus: goingtopshelf: punchbuggydragon: breelandwalker: irontargaryen: *cracks neck* my time has come Okay, first? Pay off all your debts. Take out a small loan and pay it off right away. Buy several hundred vacant houses. Schedule repairs for said houses with reputable contractors and make sizable down payments in advance. Get everything in writing and hang onto those deeds. Buy a large open parcel of land that is being auctioned for development. And when I say large, I mean LARGE. Sink millions into paying off people’s Kickstarters / college loans / medical bills / mortgages, and give generously charity organizations. That alone will carry off a lot of money. Once you’ve got things down to a reasonable level, say $1m, buy yourself a house, furnishings, appliances, and a dependable car. Pay everything off so that you own it free and clear. Purchase about $200k worth of something easy to liquidate (i.e. gold, gems, bonds, stocks). Put the rest onto prepaid credit cards and wait for Monday to roll around. NOW THE FUN BEGINS. You now have commendable credit and a shining public reputation. Fix up and flip those houses, sell them for fair market value or below to families who need them, or create non-profit homeless shelters. (After all, it’s not like you need to “make” money, this is all running on the proceeds from the property sales.) Sell the parcel of land to developers, or donate it to public works as a park or open space. Have them name it after you. Retire to your fully furnished home. Liquidate your extra assets, or leave them to appreciate in value for a later date. Make Christmas epic with those gift cards. Keep the extra money in the bank and keep your day job. And don’t worry about taxes when return time rolls around, because you’ll be able to write off several millions’ worth of charitable donations. Basically this This is someone who paid attention in finance class. 

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make
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tumblr
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Homeless
Homeless
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finance
College
College
Christmas
Christmas
Being alone
Being alone

You get 1 Billion dollarsbu You have to spend ALL of it in one weekend or lose everything nyctaeus goingtopshelf punchbuggydragon breelandwalker irontargaryen *cracks neck* my time has come Okay first? Pay off all your debts Take out a small loan and pay it off right away Buy several hundred vacant houses Schedule repairs for said houses with reputable contractors and make sizable down payments in advance Get everything in writing and hang onto those deeds Buy a large open parcel of land that is being auctioned for development And when I say large I mean LARGE Sink millions into paying off people’s Kickstarters college loans medical bills mortgages and give generously charity organizations That alone will carry off a lot of money Once you’ve got things down to a reasonable level say $1m buy yourself a house furnishings appliances and a dependable car Pay everything off so that you own it free and clear Purchase about $200k worth of something easy to liquidate ie gold gems bonds stocks Put the rest onto prepaid credit cards and wait for Monday to roll around NOW THE FUN BEGINS You now have commendable credit and a shining public reputation Fix up and flip those houses sell them for fair market value or below to families who need them or create non-profit homeless shelters After all it’s not like you need to “make” money this is all running on the proceeds from the property sales Sell the parcel of land to developers or donate it to public works as a park or open space Have them name it after you Retire to your fully furnished home Liquidate your extra assets or leave them to appreciate in value for a later date Make Christmas epic with those gift cards Keep the extra money in the bank and keep your day job And don’t worry about taxes when return time rolls around because you’ll be able to write off several millions’ worth of charitable donations Basically this This is someone who paid attention in finance class Meme

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