Tumblr, Vegan, and Blog: You have two cows. The guild takes one of them and uses it as an
 experimental alternative fuel source for your neighbor's house.
 You have two cows. You involuntarily donate one to the
 guild which sells your neighbor milk at a 300% mark-up,
 with interest. You pay a cow-ownership fee for a minimum
 of 4,000 years.
 You have two cows. The guild takes one and gives it to your
 neighbor. You both become vegan.
 You have two cows. The guild takes the manure and uses it
 to grow a third cow, which is then given to your neighbor.
 You have two cows. The guild takes both of them and
 makes them fight to the death. They feast on the winner,
 then burn your house.
 You have two cows. The guild raids your house and
 takes one in for questioning, because it witnessed your
 neighbor having a conversation with a candle salesmarn
 whose brother is wanted for breaking curfew
 You have two cows. The guild takes one of them and
 combines it with a turtle, then gives it to your
 neighbor.
 You have two cows. The guild takes one and gives it to
 your neighbor. Then they torture your cow, kill your
 neighbor and turn his house into a brothel
 You have two cows. They produce no milk, nor can you
 slaughter them because you don't have the proper
 permits. You also don't have the permit to apply for
 permits
 You have two cows. The next morning you wake up and
 you're a cobbler.
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://howtobebettermagicplayer.tumblr.com/post/41315415025/the-guilds-of-ravnica-in-terms-of-cows">howtobebettermagicplayer</a>:</p>
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<p>The Guilds of Ravnica, in terms of cows</p>
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<p>Go home everyone, this wins.</p>
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howtobebettermagicplayer:

The Guilds of Ravnica, in terms of cows

Go home everyone, this wins.

You have two cows The guild takes one of them and uses it as an experimental alternative fuel source for your neighbor's house You have two cows You involuntarily donate one to the guild which sells your neighbor milk at a 300% mark-up with interest You pay a cow-ownership fee for a minimum of 4000 years You have two cows The guild takes one and gives it to your neighbor You both become vegan You have two cows The guild takes the manure and uses it to grow a third cow which is then given to your neighbor You have two cows The guild takes both of them and makes them fight to the death They feast on the winner then burn your house You have two cows The guild raids your house and takes one in for questioning because it witnessed your neighbor having a conversation with a candle salesmarn whose brother is wanted for breaking curfew You have two cows The guild takes one of them and combines it with a turtle then gives it to your neighbor You have two cows The guild takes one and gives it to your neighbor Then they torture your cow kill your neighbor and turn his house into a brothel You have two cows They produce no milk nor can you slaughter them because you don't have the proper permits You also don't have the permit to apply for permits You have two cows The next morning you wake up and you're a cobbler <p><a class=tumblr_blog href=httpmaker-hookstumblrcompost41315683999howtobebettermagicplayer-the-guilds-of-ravnica>maker-hooks<a><p> <blockquote> <p><a class=tumblr_blog href=httphowtobebettermagicplayertumblrcompost41315415025the-guilds-of-ravnica-in-terms-of-cows>howtobebettermagicplayer<a><p> <blockquote> <p>The Guilds of Ravnica in terms of cows<p> <blockquote> <p>Go home everyone this wins<p> <blockquote> Meme

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