You Know It's HOT in Australia When 1 the Best Carpark Is Determined by Shade Not Distance 2 Hot Water Comes Out of Both Taps 3 You Learn That a Seat Belt Buckle Makes a Good Branding Iron 4 the Temp Drops Below 32 Degrees C and You Feel Chilly 5 You Learn It Only Takes 2 Fingers to Steer a Car 6 You Can Sunburn Through the Windscreen of a Car 7 You Develope a Fear of Door Handles 8 You Break Into a Sweat 9 Your Biggest Bicycle Fear Is What ifI Get Knocked Out and End Up Cooking on the Road 10 You Realise Asphalt Is a Liquid State 11 Farmers Are Feeding Chickens Ice to Prevent Hard Boiled Eggs 12 the Trees Are Whistling for Dogs 13 Shopping Centers Are Temples Where You Worship Air Conditioning 14 Sticking Your Head in Freezers Is Consided Normal 15 a Cup Full of Ice Is Considered a Great Snack 16 a Blackout Is Life Threatening Because the Air Con and Fans Stop Working 17 You Keep Everything in the Fridge Including Clothing 18 the Effort of Towelling Yourself Off After a Shower Means You Need Another Shower Right Away 19 You Worry the Ceiling Fan Is Spinning So Fast It Wll Fly Off and Kill You 20 You Laugh Because You Know This List Is So Accurate Warming Up