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We just opened up a bunch of reward tiers (including one where you can be a NPC in the game!) and a new add-on Kickstarter Exclusive medallion! Think about it - if you've never won an award before, you can totally tell everyone that you won this. We don't mind.
By a landslide, you all have chosen to threaten the poor girl. We hope you feel good about yourselves, tough guys! On to the next chapter.
After what feels like six hours of just kind of standing there, you realize that she is actually growing increasingly uncomfortable with your presence. You’re blowing it, dude! You’re blowing it! You focus hard on forcing SOMETHING to come out of your mouth.
"I CHALLENGE YOU TO THE DEATH!" you scream quietly.
Gloria stares blankly, clutching her bag tighter.
"Ok" Gloria says as she calmly reaches into her bag. "I'll go first." And with that, you see a painful vision flash before your eyes. It sprays into your eyes, to be more accurate. She maces you with precision accuracy, leaving you rolling around on the bus in agony for the remainder of the bus ride.
You get to school and quickly slip into the bathroom to rinse your eyes. You can't be seen not seeing like this. Suddenly, the bathroom door bursts open and in walks Steamin’ Karl - your arch nemesis. You can't see him, but you recognize his signature huffs and grunts, as well as the sound of him cracking his knucles. He's always been like this. One time, at your 9th birthday party, he pooped in the pool on purpose. He wasn't even in the pool, he just hovered over the edge and let them loose while blocking everyone from climbing out just to assert his dominance. You guys haven’t hung out since he turned your pool into a 2k gallon toilet.
You snap from your daydream to feel your body slammed up against the bathroom wall. “I saw you talkin to my girl, PukeFace! I'm the only guy she's allowed to mace!” You don't like being touched in the mens room, especially not at high velocity. “Laurie might be fresh meat, but she’s MY meat!” Karl grunts at you and presses his nose to yours.
You wriggle, trying to escape his grasp. “Pfft, YOUR meat? First of all, weird. Second of all, that’s not even her name, dude. Let me go - I’m gonna be late.”
Karl grits his teeth and snarls at you, “Oh YEAH?? If you’re such a SMART BOY NAME REMEMBERER, what’s her name? HUH??!”
A) “Her name’s Steve - a traditional german milkmaiden name popularized in the 1820’s.” (Tweet a link to the kickstarter, but with the dumbest clickbait title you can come up with. Use #CyanideSYOA)
B) “Gloria. Her name is Gloria, dude.” (Change your FB profile picture to a photo of your favorite C&H character with a link to the Kickstarter in the description. Keep it that way until the deadline.)
C) “Her name’s Nanna… Nanna yer business!” (- Post an Instagram Photo or video of you failing something very simple, tag @explosmofficial with #CyanideSYOA.)
Deadline is September 13th. Help our poor buddy out, won't you?
found @ 165 likes ON 2017-09-12 19:31:48 BY ME.ME