Kim selfie game so strong, she still shows up clear in a blurry pic.
Give me one reason why i shouldnt run up in mcdonalds wit a ak47 & get a killstreak for this disrespect @mcdonalds
a whole new level of savage
FR! One of my teachers told my parents I didn't hand this one assignment in that I actually did at a parent teacher conference. Felt like...
This won’t be make it onto CNN so make this go viral
Nigga check his pulse... RT"@iH8TvvitterHoes: It's my lil bro birthday lol he just got a check 💵💵💵"
JORDAN RETIRED AND IS STILL KNOWN AS THE BEST BASKETBALL PLAYER EVER. SO EVEN IF YOU NOT A HOE NOMORE YOU'LL STILL BE REMEMBER AS THAT
If I pay $40 for a haunted house I better die
My girl can't open a soda on her own but somehow wanna get super hero strength when i cheat 😒
WELL DAMN 💀💀💀
They kept fuckin around so I told em all the ninja turtles died, niggas in here cryin like they lost they homie 😭😭
WhenIWasYourAge Second-hand smoke was when somebody offered you a toke on whatever they were puffing.
the vmas are so stupid its all a distraction to keep y'all from realizing frank ocean has been abducted by the us government
$40 FOR A HAUNTED HOUSE? THIS SHIT BETTER HAPPEN
when you tell a spoiled girl "NO" 😩👸💁
Bron why yo whole head look like a yard with dead grass
I missed a "you up?" text in 2007 and i havent slept 8 hours of sleep in a night since. Facts
Nigga calculated it in miles 💀💀
Driving to a party
got anemones got a lot anemones
Uno when ur walking n u see a big dog so u have to change direction n the owner goes "he don't bite" ok but r u the dog?
My girlfriend is not allowed to order from a male cashier. First she wants a McChicken, then she'll be wanting a McDick.
BRUH ON LIFE I'MA BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF MY CO-WORKER NEXT TIME I SEE HIM
why does kim k look like she about to ask you to rent a room in skyrim
When you try to kill a spider but you miss and can't find it
"I ain't Drake so get you a bag of chips and let's go."
First off I ordered pepperoni. Second, whoever cut this need a helmet on they head @PapaJohns
Having sex with your ex on a Thursday ain't cheating it's a throwback
I'm actually dead 😩😭
I thought she rlly was a sock monkey😰😤this y u cant trust females these day😰💯👌🏾👏🏾 take her💯swimming💯for a 1st date💯🙌🏾
Chickfila: "hi welcome to Chickfila it's a beautiful day it is 72° and you are blessed abundantly how may I help you"-Mcdonalds: "go head"
when you ask for a Sprite & they give you a Ciara mist......
This nigga asked me for a dollar for lunch but was dressed head to toe in Yeezus 😑 FOH!!! Rich ppl want the most smh
When you first show ya meat to her vs when y'all been fucking for a while and she used to it now
don't even fucking touch me if your hands look like this
@larryfisherman @yungtaco Donald Musty Ass
"It's gonna take a hell alot more than that to keep me down" 😂😂😂
Dwayne a savage😂😂
What a savage
Elijah is a savage
Howie a savage 😂😂
My nigga a savage tho 😂😂😂
IF DRAKE AND FUTURE DROP A MIXTAPE TOGETHER IT'S GONNA MAKE NIGGAS TEXT THEY EX LATE NIGHT WHILE DRINKIN LEAN IN A WINE GLASS
When you ask for a Sprite and they give you Sierra Mist