Kim selfie game so strong, she still shows up clear in a blurry pic.

Give me one reason why i shouldnt run up in mcdonalds wit a ak47 & get a killstreak for this disrespect @mcdonalds

a whole new level of savage

This won’t be make it onto CNN so make this go viral

Nigga check his pulse... RT"@iH8TvvitterHoes: It's my lil bro birthday lol he just got a check 💵💵💵"

JORDAN RETIRED AND IS STILL KNOWN AS THE BEST BASKETBALL PLAYER EVER. SO EVEN IF YOU NOT A HOE NOMORE YOU'LL STILL BE REMEMBER AS THAT

If I pay $40 for a haunted house I better die

My girl can't open a soda on her own but somehow wanna get super hero strength when i cheat 😒

WELL DAMN 💀💀💀

They kept fuckin around so I told em all the ninja turtles died, niggas in here cryin like they lost they homie 😭😭

WhenIWasYourAge Second-hand smoke was when somebody offered you a toke on whatever they were puffing.

the vmas are so stupid its all a distraction to keep y'all from realizing frank ocean has been abducted by the us government

$40 FOR A HAUNTED HOUSE? THIS SHIT BETTER HAPPEN

when you tell a spoiled girl "NO" 😩👸💁

Bron why yo whole head look like a yard with dead grass

I missed a "you up?" text in 2007 and i havent slept 8 hours of sleep in a night since. Facts

Nigga calculated it in miles 💀💀

Driving to a party

got anemones got a lot anemones

Uno when ur walking n u see a big dog so u have to change direction n the owner goes "he don't bite" ok but r u the dog?

My girlfriend is not allowed to order from a male cashier. First she wants a McChicken, then she'll be wanting a McDick.

BRUH ON LIFE I'MA BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF MY CO-WORKER NEXT TIME I SEE HIM

why does kim k look like she about to ask you to rent a room in skyrim

When you try to kill a spider but you miss and can't find it

"I ain't Drake so get you a bag of chips and let's go."

First off I ordered pepperoni. Second, whoever cut this need a helmet on they head @PapaJohns

Having sex with your ex on a Thursday ain't cheating it's a throwback

I'm actually dead 😩😭

I thought she rlly was a sock monkey😰😤this y u cant trust females these day😰💯👌🏾👏🏾 take her💯swimming💯for a 1st date💯🙌🏾

Chickfila: "hi welcome to Chickfila it's a beautiful day it is 72° and you are blessed abundantly how may I help you"-Mcdonalds: "go head"

when you ask for a Sprite & they give you a Ciara mist......

This nigga asked me for a dollar for lunch but was dressed head to toe in Yeezus 😑 FOH!!! Rich ppl want the most smh

When you first show ya meat to her vs when y'all been fucking for a while and she used to it now

don't even fucking touch me if your hands look like this

IF DRAKE AND FUTURE DROP A MIXTAPE TOGETHER IT'S GONNA MAKE NIGGAS TEXT THEY EX LATE NIGHT WHILE DRINKIN LEAN IN A WINE GLASS

When you ask for a Sprite and they give you Sierra Mist