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seimu-art: bluberry-star: xnatiix: xnatiix: xnatiix: xnatiix: xnatiix: xnatiix: xnatiix: xnatiix: xnatiix: xnatiix: the au you all asked for omg thank you all for the positive feedback!! Some of you wanted a little more shoujo action so here you go: He maybe doesnt have a nose, ears and fingers and easily gets a sunburn but all what matters is his warm heart! Why dont you see that he is perfect for you, Spongebob? God I hate shoujo heroines! Dont get me wrong, I love Sponjibobu wa maid-sama but Squidward is an asshole. He is only nice when Mr. Krabs is looking! Do you remember when Squidwards heart got possessed by a demon but then Spongebob appeared and saved him? As you know I dont ship them but wow THAT was a good episode. “I believe in you, Tentaculu-kun.” Im so glad Plankton didnt reveal Pantsu-chans identity. He might be a villain but at least he has some integrity. As you know the last episode of Pantsu-chan - Love is magic was aired last sunday. The message of the whole series is so important and deep, wow. God bless the creators for giving us this wonderful piece. “Magic is not an outfit nor is it a wand, its everytime you show love to someone you care about.” OMG guys!! KIWI studios confirmed the third season: Pantsu-chan - The Virgin Soul!!! idk if you read the manga but they will adapt chapter 79-113 which is the Patricku arc ;w; my absolute fav!! Love you Patricku!!! I know you guys are on the edge because of the new TOS of Tumblr but DONT WORRY!! This post wasnt flagged. “Tentaculu-kun?” Its happening guys. It’s good to know that Tumblr is still normal. Best anime ever I: NOTICE ME SQUIDWARD SENPAI xvatix seimu-art: bluberry-star: xnatiix: xnatiix: xnatiix: xnatiix: xnatiix: xnatiix: xnatiix: xnatiix: xnatiix: xnatiix: the au you all asked for omg thank you all for the positive feedback!! Some of you wanted a little more shoujo action so here you go: He maybe doesnt have a nose, ears and fingers and easily gets a sunburn but all what matters is his warm heart! Why dont you see that he is perfect for you, Spongebob? God I hate shoujo heroines! Dont get me wrong, I love Sponjibobu wa maid-sama but Squidward is an asshole. He is only nice when Mr. Krabs is looking! Do you remember when Squidwards heart got possessed by a demon but then Spongebob appeared and saved him? As you know I dont ship them but wow THAT was a good episode. “I believe in you, Tentaculu-kun.” Im so glad Plankton didnt reveal Pantsu-chans identity. He might be a villain but at least he has some integrity. As you know the last episode of Pantsu-chan - Love is magic was aired last sunday. The message of the whole series is so important and deep, wow. God bless the creators for giving us this wonderful piece. “Magic is not an outfit nor is it a wand, its everytime you show love to someone you care about.” OMG guys!! KIWI studios confirmed the third season: Pantsu-chan - The Virgin Soul!!! idk if you read the manga but they will adapt chapter 79-113 which is the Patricku arc ;w; my absolute fav!! Love you Patricku!!! I know you guys are on the edge because of the new TOS of Tumblr but DONT WORRY!! This post wasnt flagged. “Tentaculu-kun?” Its happening guys. It’s good to know that Tumblr is still normal. Best anime ever I
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Statement from Press Secretary Sarah Sanders on the CNN lawsuit: “We have been advised that CNN has filed a complaint challenging the suspension of Jim Acosta’s hard pass. This is just more grandstanding from CNN, and we will vigorously defend against this lawsuit. CNN, who has nearly 50 additional hard pass holders, and Mr. Acosta is no more or less special than any other media outlet or reporter with respect to the First Amendment. After Mr. Acosta asked the President two questions—each of which the President answered—he physically refused to surrender a White House microphone to an intern, so that other reporters might ask their questions. This was not the first time this reporter has inappropriately refused to yield to other reporters. The White House cannot run an orderly and fair press conference when a reporter acts this way, which is neither appropriate nor professional. The First Amendment is not served when a single reporter, of more than 150 present, attempts to monopolize the floor. If there is no check on this type of behavior it impedes the ability of the President, the White House staff, and members of the media to conduct business.”: AP Photo/Alex Brandon Statement from Press Secretary Sarah Sanders on the CNN lawsuit: “We have been advised that CNN has filed a complaint challenging the suspension of Jim Acosta’s hard pass. This is just more grandstanding from CNN, and we will vigorously defend against this lawsuit. CNN, who has nearly 50 additional hard pass holders, and Mr. Acosta is no more or less special than any other media outlet or reporter with respect to the First Amendment. After Mr. Acosta asked the President two questions—each of which the President answered—he physically refused to surrender a White House microphone to an intern, so that other reporters might ask their questions. This was not the first time this reporter has inappropriately refused to yield to other reporters. The White House cannot run an orderly and fair press conference when a reporter acts this way, which is neither appropriate nor professional. The First Amendment is not served when a single reporter, of more than 150 present, attempts to monopolize the floor. If there is no check on this type of behavior it impedes the ability of the President, the White House staff, and members of the media to conduct business.”

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bbcssherlock: simplystormie: prismatic-bell: niall-ate-mynamee: cinderellawaitinforherprince: heyfunniest: zeebsdarling: anus: renkris: Gordon Ramsay doesn’t care about your gender, race, or creed. All he cares about is that you can cook. The contestant, Christine, is blind, and he lets her know exactly what he thinks of her dish. OMG I was preparing myself to be enraged by him making some horrible comment but now I’m crying in Starbucks GOD DAMMIT Christ I am not okay with these fEELINGS IM BAWLING That’s so cute I wanna cry Is there a Gordon Ramsay fan base on this site??? And where can i join??? Spoilers, she won. Her cookbook is on sale now. Also, this is the very first apple pie she ever made. Also, can we please take notice OF HOW HE DESCRIBES IT FOR HER? Ramsay was extremely conscious during the entire season that she would require different tactics than the other contestants; this was not the only time he became her eyes, nor the only time he did things like that scrape of the knife so she could actually have a sense of her work. And if you really want to bawl like a baby? During final four or final three, I forget which, the remaining contestants got photos from home. Christine’s husband sent their wedding photo—which she had never seen. Ramsay paused before starting the challenge to describe to her not only her husband—the look of love and joy on his face—but also herself as a bride, so she could see in her mind how the two of them looked together on their wedding day. It was extremely obvious nobody had ever thought to do that before. This man should be a fucking icon not just for his cooking, but for how he treats those who are different. During the same season he asked a handsome young man, making conversation during auditions, if he had a girlfriend. The man responded that he was gay. Ramsay, without missing a beat: “I’m sorry. Have you got a boyfriend, then?” No drama, no “oh my GOSH! You’re GAY? TOKEN CHARACTER :DDDD” just a very quick, simple whoops-my-mistake and the corrected inquiry. And then he never brought it up again! It was just a thing he learned, getting to know a contestant. Yes, he can be harsh on MasterChef and downright cruel on Hell’s Kitchen (although if you were a sous chef and you served me raw pork that was not pork tartare, I’d scream too). But he’s not an ogre; he’s a polite man with a gigantic heart who simply happens to take no shit from those who should know better. I love him so much like at first I was scared of him now I just respect him Gordon Ramsay is the absolute best.. No questions : bbcssherlock: simplystormie: prismatic-bell: niall-ate-mynamee: cinderellawaitinforherprince: heyfunniest: zeebsdarling: anus: renkris: Gordon Ramsay doesn’t care about your gender, race, or creed. All he cares about is that you can cook. The contestant, Christine, is blind, and he lets her know exactly what he thinks of her dish. OMG I was preparing myself to be enraged by him making some horrible comment but now I’m crying in Starbucks GOD DAMMIT Christ I am not okay with these fEELINGS IM BAWLING That’s so cute I wanna cry Is there a Gordon Ramsay fan base on this site??? And where can i join??? Spoilers, she won. Her cookbook is on sale now. Also, this is the very first apple pie she ever made. Also, can we please take notice OF HOW HE DESCRIBES IT FOR HER? Ramsay was extremely conscious during the entire season that she would require different tactics than the other contestants; this was not the only time he became her eyes, nor the only time he did things like that scrape of the knife so she could actually have a sense of her work. And if you really want to bawl like a baby? During final four or final three, I forget which, the remaining contestants got photos from home. Christine’s husband sent their wedding photo—which she had never seen. Ramsay paused before starting the challenge to describe to her not only her husband—the look of love and joy on his face—but also herself as a bride, so she could see in her mind how the two of them looked together on their wedding day. It was extremely obvious nobody had ever thought to do that before. This man should be a fucking icon not just for his cooking, but for how he treats those who are different. During the same season he asked a handsome young man, making conversation during auditions, if he had a girlfriend. The man responded that he was gay. Ramsay, without missing a beat: “I’m sorry. Have you got a boyfriend, then?” No drama, no “oh my GOSH! You’re GAY? TOKEN CHARACTER :DDDD” just a very quick, simple whoops-my-mistake and the corrected inquiry. And then he never brought it up again! It was just a thing he learned, getting to know a contestant. Yes, he can be harsh on MasterChef and downright cruel on Hell’s Kitchen (although if you were a sous chef and you served me raw pork that was not pork tartare, I’d scream too). But he’s not an ogre; he’s a polite man with a gigantic heart who simply happens to take no shit from those who should know better. I love him so much like at first I was scared of him now I just respect him Gordon Ramsay is the absolute best.. No questions
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blueboxofsnark: exchristiantimelord: fallenangelmuse: theskaldspeaks: naamahdarling: cannibalcoalition: Like to charge, reblog to cast.  I curse Donald Trump and I curse his ideas.  I invoke the Hex of Obsolescence. May he be devoured by his own shadow, may his name stick in every throat, may the favoring of him bind to the earth every roving foot until the nail of hatred is pulled, may his ideas twist to lance any hand which will not renounce its greed, may the churned mud of lies clot every closed heart with weakness and fear, may he and his works fall and be devoured by the teeming creatures that feast on rot and putrescence, may his ugliness be sunk into emptiness and ruin, may his name and his word turn to dust and be driven like ash before a fiery wind, never to find rest in any fertile field, nor nourish any fruit. Sure, i’m down to join a tumblr curse. Boi, I’m down with it Let’s fuckin do it  Let’s do the thing : blueboxofsnark: exchristiantimelord: fallenangelmuse: theskaldspeaks: naamahdarling: cannibalcoalition: Like to charge, reblog to cast.  I curse Donald Trump and I curse his ideas.  I invoke the Hex of Obsolescence. May he be devoured by his own shadow, may his name stick in every throat, may the favoring of him bind to the earth every roving foot until the nail of hatred is pulled, may his ideas twist to lance any hand which will not renounce its greed, may the churned mud of lies clot every closed heart with weakness and fear, may he and his works fall and be devoured by the teeming creatures that feast on rot and putrescence, may his ugliness be sunk into emptiness and ruin, may his name and his word turn to dust and be driven like ash before a fiery wind, never to find rest in any fertile field, nor nourish any fruit. Sure, i’m down to join a tumblr curse. Boi, I’m down with it Let’s fuckin do it  Let’s do the thing
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onyourleftbooob: geekandmisandry: c-bassmeow: People in poorer countries have a tendency to have more children that much is true but it’s NOT THE CAUSE of global poverty nor is it the reason why Africa specifically has suffered economically on average more than other continents. Hmmm the IDF, arbitrary drawing up of borders, the world bank, neoliberalism and austerity being pushed on African countries, imperialism, exploitation of natural resources, multi-national companies reaping profits off African labor and resources etc. so Macron can go suck a dick. Between 1970 and 2002 African nations received 540 billion dollars in loans from wealthy nations and the World Bank and since then they have paid back 550 billion, however they still owe 295 billion due to interest accrued in this time period. This was data from 2004 but the data is still relevant. Struggling nations needed assistance and they were given debt. We create the problem and the solution and then, fucking surprise, our solution is just another problem. It is pure exploitation. [source] : joe prince @joeprince_.3h Macron says Africa's problems are "civilizational" and blames women with "7 or 8" kids. A repugnant speech Politis 0:18 lli G20 GERMANY 2017 923 4065 3,919 joe prince @joeprince_.3h French President Emmanuel Macron is admired as a "model" for future centrist candidates in the America. This is appalling 402 V1,285 24 joe prince @joeprince__3h fun facts: my african father and jamaican mother were educated in their respective countries & only had 2 kids so Macron can shove it joe prince @joeprince *FRANCE SPENDS CENTURIES EXPLOITING AFRICA TO AMASS WEALTH*** MACRON: uh clearly they're dumb & uncivilized 7/10/17, 1:37 PM 1,525 Retweets 3,142 Likes @joeprince Here is the English translation of Macron's remarks, he tried to numb the clear racism of his comments with policy wonk jargon Translating: "The challenge of Africa is completely different, it is much deeper. It is civilizational today. Failing states, complex democratic transitions, the demographic transition, and I'll call back to what I said this morning... One of the essential challenges of Africa... [cut in audio, fades back in talking about a specific country]...one of the countries, that today has seven or eight children born to each woman. You can choose to spend thousands of euros, but you will stabilize nothing." onyourleftbooob: geekandmisandry: c-bassmeow: People in poorer countries have a tendency to have more children that much is true but it’s NOT THE CAUSE of global poverty nor is it the reason why Africa specifically has suffered economically on average more than other continents. Hmmm the IDF, arbitrary drawing up of borders, the world bank, neoliberalism and austerity being pushed on African countries, imperialism, exploitation of natural resources, multi-national companies reaping profits off African labor and resources etc. so Macron can go suck a dick. Between 1970 and 2002 African nations received 540 billion dollars in loans from wealthy nations and the World Bank and since then they have paid back 550 billion, however they still owe 295 billion due to interest accrued in this time period. This was data from 2004 but the data is still relevant. Struggling nations needed assistance and they were given debt. We create the problem and the solution and then, fucking surprise, our solution is just another problem. It is pure exploitation. [source]
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Pro level procrastination: Meet Josh and Michelle. They matched on tinder since 2014 but still never met. And both of them kinda busy which took them 2 months to reply soo Verizon LTE 7:30 PM , 28% Michelle YOU MATCHED WITH MICHELLE ON 9/20/14 Nov 28, 2014, 11:04 PM Hey sorry my phone died! Nov 20, 2014 140 AM Wow you found that pretty fast. It usually takes me about five months to find my charger Nor 29, 2014 10107 PM Yeah I just wanted to make sure it was fully charged, 0 to 100 real slow. an 10, 2015, 10 45 PM Hey, sorry was in the shower Feb 13 2015, 12 25 AM Hey just saw this message, sorry I was in class May 18, 2015 441 PM Sorry Michelle I have made a horrible first impression, Fit really caught up with finals Dec 20. 2015, 8:3G P Hi I really do apologize for just now getting back to you, I've just had a really busy week Oct 10, 2010, 950 PM Michelle, I don't want you to think I'm rude, midterms are coming up and it's just been really hard to keep up with it all Feb 22, 2013 18 AM Hey Josh, just wanted to get back to you really quickly! Presidents' Day had me swamped recently, you know how it gets!! l72017, 211PM Type a Message Josh seriously wanna met Michelle but she dont wanna break the joke osh Avsec Hahahaha one day l'm going to meet this girl and it's going to be epic. Look at the dates of our tinder texts 12:21 AM-8 ul 2017 ClevelandOH O 12 11.26441.252 Michelle Arendas Follow sorry I'd reply but I need to give it a few months ! :30 AM-8 2017 t2581 5.439 Suddenly Tinder jump into their conversation because who the hel gonna wait another 2months Tinder Follow It's time you got together IRL You have 24 hrs to decide the city you want to have your first date in and we'll send you there! @mch nd twitter.com/Wes 03/status/ 025 PM-10 d 2037 t2 2,032 8,429 Tinder O Hi Josh, thanks for swiping right! Let's get you and Michelle to Maui. What's your email address? Tindert Im literally speechless! This is the most gracious thing anyone has done for me. My email address is Thank you with every muscle in my entire body 12 43 PM Tinder O Follow Aloha! We're sending you to Maui but you can't take two years to pack your bags! 04 PM-11 Jal 2017 13 722 4.973 Lucikest man on the planet Josh Avsec Follow Wow This is single handedly the coolest thing twitter has ever done for me. Be sure to check your DMs sometime at the end of August. 38 AM-B Jul 2017 13 241 3,412 Pro level procrastination

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Lonely guy get trolled after he tried texting his ex: 000AT&T 11:11 PM 22% , iMessage Today 10:01 AM Miss talking to you :) Really sorry - new phone. Who's this? The one.. The only.. drumroll* drumroll solo* santana plays electric guitar* Adam! Today 5:05 PM I miss u too What's been on your mind/ going on in your life:) Today 8:29 PM I've just been banging a bunch of guys and living life LOL straight up. Just enjoying these free years while you can huh But I got herpes so it hasn't been that great Oh shit that is a bummer. I'd be pissed Have you gone to the doc? I went to the veterinarian they gave me some pills they give to horses You're fucking with me hahaha Did you really? Yeah my insurance wouldn't let me go to my real doc Oh damn Does it still work the same The insurance or the pills? The pills Yeah I just them In with my Oates when I eat I'm sorry, that doesn't sound like Ok give me a sec I'm going to go beat up the person that gave you herpes real quick Also those insurance peeps while I'm at it Aw thanks ur such a sweetie. We hooking up later or what? Lol you are fucking with me I'm serious. I'm at home You know I find you beautiful But it wouldn't be smart for me to be having sex with really anybody right now I'm sorry Just came to see what you were up to in life :) Adam you've chosen wisely. You've got the wrong number dawg. And even though I don't know you (nor do the 12 people huddled around this conversation) we are all very proud you didn't want to bang the chick with herpes. Enjoy your life I can't be mad at this. This is great Message Lonely guy get trolled after he tried texting his ex
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sparx-xx: c-bassmeow:People in poorer countries have a tendency to have more children that much is true but it’s NOT THE CAUSE of global poverty nor is it the reason why Africa specifically has suffered economically on average more than other continents. Hmmm the IDF, arbitrary drawing up of borders, the world bank, neoliberalism and austerity being pushed on African countries, imperialism, exploitation of natural resources, multi-national companies reaping profits off African labor and resources etc. so Macron can go suck a dick. Macron was just voted in just recently and you bitches are just now complaining about his views and what he said about Africas failure and it makes it his fault?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Idk if you annoying rats know, but a plethora of Africans LIVE IN FRANCE, they represent a huge majority in Macrons “uuuge” victory in France. They obviously like the role he is campaigning. Once again, Americans discrediting the other Western Liberal Nations because they’re not conservative enough ….. Smh …… 😒 Im not sure if I had a seizure or if the person who wrote this had one: joe prince @joeprince_.3h Macron says Africa's problems are "civilizational" and blames women with "7 or 8" kids. A repugnant speech Politis 0:18 lli G20 GERMANY 2017 923 4065 3,919 joe prince @joeprince_.3h French President Emmanuel Macron is admired as a "model" for future centrist candidates in the America. This is appalling 402 V1,285 24 joe prince @joeprince__3h fun facts: my african father and jamaican mother were educated in their respective countries & only had 2 kids so Macron can shove it joe prince @joeprince *FRANCE SPENDS CENTURIES EXPLOITING AFRICA TO AMASS WEALTH*** MACRON: uh clearly they're dumb & uncivilized 7/10/17, 1:37 PM 1,525 Retweets 3,142 Likes @joeprince Here is the English translation of Macron's remarks, he tried to numb the clear racism of his comments with policy wonk jargon Translating: "The challenge of Africa is completely different, it is much deeper. It is civilizational today. Failing states, complex democratic transitions, the demographic transition, and I'll call back to what I said this morning... One of the essential challenges of Africa... [cut in audio, fades back in talking about a specific country]...one of the countries, that today has seven or eight children born to each woman. You can choose to spend thousands of euros, but you will stabilize nothing." sparx-xx: c-bassmeow:People in poorer countries have a tendency to have more children that much is true but it’s NOT THE CAUSE of global poverty nor is it the reason why Africa specifically has suffered economically on average more than other continents. Hmmm the IDF, arbitrary drawing up of borders, the world bank, neoliberalism and austerity being pushed on African countries, imperialism, exploitation of natural resources, multi-national companies reaping profits off African labor and resources etc. so Macron can go suck a dick. Macron was just voted in just recently and you bitches are just now complaining about his views and what he said about Africas failure and it makes it his fault?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Idk if you annoying rats know, but a plethora of Africans LIVE IN FRANCE, they represent a huge majority in Macrons “uuuge” victory in France. They obviously like the role he is campaigning. Once again, Americans discrediting the other Western Liberal Nations because they’re not conservative enough ….. Smh …… 😒 Im not sure if I had a seizure or if the person who wrote this had one
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People in poorer countries have a tendency to have more children that much is true but its NOT THE CAUSE of global poverty nor is it the reason why Africa specifically has suffered economically on average more than other continents. Hmmm the IDF, arbitrary drawing up of borders, the world bank, neoliberalism and austerity being pushed on African countries, imperialism, exploitation of natural resources, multi-national companies reaping profits off African labor and resources etc. so Macron can go suck a dick.: joe prince @joeprince_.3h Macron says Africa's problems are "civilizational" and blames women with "7 or 8" kids. A repugnant speech Politis 0:18 lli G20 GERMANY 2017 923 4065 3,919 joe prince @joeprince_.3h French President Emmanuel Macron is admired as a "model" for future centrist candidates in the America. This is appalling 402 V1,285 24 joe prince @joeprince__3h fun facts: my african father and jamaican mother were educated in their respective countries & only had 2 kids so Macron can shove it joe prince @joeprince *FRANCE SPENDS CENTURIES EXPLOITING AFRICA TO AMASS WEALTH*** MACRON: uh clearly they're dumb & uncivilized 7/10/17, 1:37 PM 1,525 Retweets 3,142 Likes @joeprince Here is the English translation of Macron's remarks, he tried to numb the clear racism of his comments with policy wonk jargon Translating: "The challenge of Africa is completely different, it is much deeper. It is civilizational today. Failing states, complex democratic transitions, the demographic transition, and I'll call back to what I said this morning... One of the essential challenges of Africa... [cut in audio, fades back in talking about a specific country]...one of the countries, that today has seven or eight children born to each woman. You can choose to spend thousands of euros, but you will stabilize nothing." People in poorer countries have a tendency to have more children that much is true but its NOT THE CAUSE of global poverty nor is it the reason why Africa specifically has suffered economically on average more than other continents. Hmmm the IDF, arbitrary drawing up of borders, the world bank, neoliberalism and austerity being pushed on African countries, imperialism, exploitation of natural resources, multi-national companies reaping profits off African labor and resources etc. so Macron can go suck a dick.
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Male Privilege: I do not understand this male privilege builshit What Fucking. Privleges. Do Men. Have.?27777 Name them.I swear, I challenge you to name these male privileges" and be able to prove them. Come on, I tucking dare you them! Oh boy well, as a man. I'll te you my male privilege 1. My odds of being hired for a job, when competing against female applicants, are probably skewed in my favor The more prestigious the job, the larger the odds are skewed I can be confident in the fact that my co-workers won't think that I was hired/promoted because of my sex- despite the fact that it's 2 true. 3, If I ever am promoted when a woman of my peers is better suited 4. If i ever fail at my job or career, it won't be seen as a blacklist 5I am tar less likely to face sexual harassment than my female peers. for the job, it is because of my sex. against 6. If i do the same task as a woman, and if the measurement is at all 7. If I am a teen or an adult, and I stay out of prison, my odds of 8 subjective, chances are people will think I did a better job low On average, I'm taught that walking alone after dark by myself is less than dangerous than it is for my female peers, 9 IfI choose not to have children, my masculinity will not be 10. It i do have children but i do not provide primary care for them, my 11. If I have children and I do care for them, I'll be praised even if my 12. IfI have children and a career, no one will think I'm selfish for not 13. If I seek political office, my relationship with my children or who masculinity will not be questioned. deem to take care of them will more often not be scrutinized by the press. 14. My elected representatives are mostly people of my own sex. The more prestigious the position, the more this is true 15. When I seek out "the person in charge", it is likely that they will be someone of my own sex. The higher the position, the more oftern 16. As a child, chances are I am encouraged to be more active and 17. As a child, I could choose from an almost infinite variety of children's media featuring positive, active, non-stereotyped heroes of my own sex. I never had to look for it; male protagonists were 18. As a child, chances are I got more teacher attention than giris who raised their hands just as often. 19. If my day, week or year is going badly, I need not ask of each negative episode or situation whether or not it has sexist overtones. (Nobody's going to ask if I'm upset because I'm 20 I ean turn on the television or glance at the front page of the newspaper and see peopie of my own sex widely represented. 21. It I'm careless with my financial atfairs it won't be attributed to my 22. If I'm careless with my driving it won't be attributed to my sex. 23. I can speak in public to a large group without putting my sex on trial 24. Even if I sleep with a lot of women, there is little to no chance that I will be seriously labeled a "slut." nor is there any male counterpart 25 I do not have to worry about the message my wardrobe sends 26 My clothing is typically less expensive and better-constructed than women's clothing for the same social status. While I have fewer options, my clothes will probably fit better than a woman's 27. The grooming regimen expected of me is relatively cheap and 28 It buy a new car, chances are I'll be offered a better price than a woman buying the same car. The same goes for other expensive 29 If 'm not conventionaly attractive, the disadvantages are relatively 30 I can be loud with no fear of being called a shrew. I can be 31. I can ask for legal protection from violence that happens mostly to small and easy to ignore aggressive with no fear of being called a bitch. men without being seen as a selfish special interest, since that kind of violence is called crime and is a general social concen. (Molence that happens mosty to women is usually called "domestic violence" or “acquaintance rape," and is seen as a 32 I can be contident that the ordinary language of day-to-day existence wil always include my sex. “All men are created equal," mailman, chairman, freshman, he 33. My ability to make important decisions and my capability in general will never be questioned depending on what time of the 34. I will never be expected to change my name upon marriage or 35. The decision to hire me will not be based on assumptions about 36 Every major religion in the world is led primarily by people of my 37. Most major religions argue that I should be the head of my questioned if I don't change my name. whether or not I might choose to have a family sometime soon. own sex. Even God, in most major religions, is pictured as male household, while my wite and children should be subservient to 38 It I have a wite or live-in girifriend, chances are we'll divide up household chores so that she does most of the labor, and in asks 39. If I have children with my girlfriend or wife, I can expect her to do most of the basic childcare such as changing diapers and feeding. 40. If I have children with my wife or girlfriend, and it turns out that one of us needs to make career sacrifices to raise the kids, chances are we'll both assume the career sacrificed should be hers. 41, Assuming Iam heterosexual, magazines, billboards, television, movies, pomography, and virtualily all of media is filled with images of scantily-clad women intended to appeal to me sexually. Such n exist, but are rarer. 42 In general, I am under much less pressure to be thin than my female counterparts are. If I am over-weight, I probably suffer fewer social and economic consequences for being fat than over-weight 43. If I am heterosexual, it's incredibly unlikely that I'll ever be beaten 44. Complete strangers generally do not walk up to me on the street 45 Sexual harassment on the street virtually never happens to me. I up by a spouse or lover and tell me to "smile." do not need to plot my movements through public space in order to avoid being sexually harassed, or to mitigate sexual 46. On average, I am not interrupted by women as often as women are interru 47. On average, I will have the privilege of not knowing about my male And lastly, I am taken as a more credible feminist than my female peers, despite the fact that the feminist movement is not liberating to my sex THIS. THIS IS HOW YOU BE A MALE FEMINIST 297,700 notes Male Privilege
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memehumor: Dad writes heartfelt open letter to Ariana Grande telling her to ‘take care’ of herself first.: AN OPEN LETTER TO ARIANA GRANDE Dear Miss Grande, I an the father of three daughters- ages 13, 12 & 12. So, yo u have been a part of our family for years. On occasion, your songs may have stayed on the radio AFTER I have dropped the girls off at school. I will neither co nfirm nor deny that I have personally seen every episode of "Sam & Kat." Since you are a part of our family and after reading a tweet you posted on the Twitter the other ight; I'm afraid I need to set you straight girl. So listen up and receive some redneck love from a daddy of daughters. #1. You don't have a dadgum thing to apologize fo r. If some jackass had gotten drunk and killed someone with his car next to your hotel in Manchester, would you feel responsible? If the night before your concert, a tornado had hit Manchester and tragically killed several peo ple who were going to go to your concert; would you feel the need to a poloize? You see, you are no more respo nsible for the actions of an insane co ward w ho committed an evil act in your proximity than you would be for a devastating natural disaster or acts of mo rons near your ho tl Your text was some stinkin' thinkin in that regard. 2. In yo ur line of wo rk, yo u have so many experts who are now "strategizing" what you sho uld do next (I used to be one of those "experts" when I managed talent. Tell them ALL to memehumor: Dad writes heartfelt open letter to Ariana Grande telling her to ‘take care’ of herself first.
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