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Train, Don, and Think: I dont think someone is getting off the train

I dont think someone is getting off the train

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Ass, Bad, and Be Like: Niggas be like "Swing First" 5/5/15, 9:38 PM I was on the E train on my way home. If your from New York you know that E Train be packed like a condom with school kids. Im tired & laid up on the train when a old lady boards the train. There's always a sign that says “give up your seat for the elderly”. Real shit.. fuck that cause i was hooping and got crossed into the shadow realm. You ever get crossed so bad you feel like you went back in time and saw your slave ancestors? They were disappointed at my performance. i didn’t get player of the game. One dude that was standing was like “ Aye biscuit neck give up ya seat for the lady". First and foremost who the fuck was he talking to?? And second what human being calls someone biscuit neck?. Those are fighting words in the hood. I stepped to him. I didn’t wanna look like a bitch. We were face to face when I said "swing first”. All my life nobody ever swung first because the fight usually breaks up before then, nah it was primetime nobody was breaking up shit. Me and him going back at it contemplating who’s gonna swing first. I begin to tilt to a 75 degree angle(as seen in the picture) to display my dominance as alpha male but he did the same. In the midst of this nigga moment, things took a turn for the worse. I heard someone say "what he say bout ya momma". Homeboy swung the meanest hook word to MayWeather. i dodge that shit the way the Gym leaders Pokemon does when you need that critical hit. i turned and saw ole boy hit the Granny behind me. Nigga done put all his spirit energy trying to fvck me up. Nigga hit granny with such a force i thought he had the Fist of Tebigong Shen Gong Wu equipped. I swore I heard the street fighter announcer announce " K.O "The whole train went crazy. Real shit I thought granny was about to press her life alert but her Ki energy was strong. Bitch went from Muriel to master Roshi real quick and dropped his ass. I ain't stay around to see the rest. On my way off the train granny winked at me sharing some of her Ki energy. I wasted it that night beating my meat. Moral of the story.. Don't wack off with your left hand.
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Bad, Butt, and Confidence: <p><a href="http://the-great-and-powerful-satsuki.tumblr.com/post/112411124117/bosstigger-time-travel-and-madness" class="tumblr_blog">the-great-and-powerful-satsuki</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://bosstigger.tumblr.com/post/112390618510/time-travel-and-madness-smiley18962" class="tumblr_blog">bosstigger</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://time-travel-and-madness.tumblr.com/post/68013173379" class="tumblr_blog">time-travel-and-madness</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a href="http://smiley18962.tumblr.com/post/59161270984/imakegoodlifechoices-ive-begun-silently" class="tumblr_blog">smiley18962</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a href="http://imakegoodlifechoices.tumblr.com/post/59116197534/ive-begun-silently-fighting-back-against-jerks-on" class="tumblr_blog">imakegoodlifechoices</a>:</p><blockquote><p>I’ve begun silently fighting back against jerks on the subway who sit as spread out as possible. Basically I match your stance.</p><p>This guy was sitting on the train with his knees splayed and his hands on the seat to either side of him. So I slowly backed up into the seat next to him forcing him to either move his hand or have me sit on it. Then I spread my knees equally wide and stuck my elbows out just as far.</p><p>It’s amazing how uncomfortable this makes men.</p><p>Eventually he closed his knees more (so I closed mine.) The ladies across from me noticed this silent warfare and were slightly confused. When he finally got off the train and I sat like a “lady” they realized what I did and grinned at me.</p> <p>Yep. This is my new thing to do on the subway.</p> </blockquote> <p>ur a little rebel i like u</p> </blockquote> <p>pssst hey <br/>You know why most guys sit like that?<br/>It’s a body language signal known as a “crotch display” and it’s used to show dominance/confidence. <br/>This is why guys get uncomfortable when women do this, and also why women are told to sit “like a lady” - basically, without the crotch display. When women do it, they’re telling all the dudes that they’re either stronger or on equal standing with them. </p> <p>So I say right on, ladies! Go for it. </p> </blockquote> <p>&ldquo;Crotch Display?&rdquo;</p><p>Wow, that’s what it’s called now? Gee, I guess I skipped Man-Class for that one because I’ve never heard of something so stupid.</p><p>You know why guys sit like that? Because they’re <i>slouching.</i></p><p>That’s all it is. Slouching.</p><p>They’re not trying to hypnotize people into submission with their crotches, they’re just sitting poorly.</p><p>Guys, you can try it at home, too! Sit down in a chair, right on your butt, with your back straight and your feet flat on the floor.</p><p>Then slouch in the chair and see what your knees do!</p><p>Then bring it back, sit back up straight again!</p><p>There is the source of the “Man-Spreading” and “Crotch Displaying” that has the twitters and tumblrs in an uproar.</p><p>Sit up straight, and if you see someone encroaching your space by the distance between his knees, tell him to sit up straight. It’s bad for your back.</p><p>Look at that, didn’t cost anyone nearly 80 grand for me to figure it out for people. Though I wish it did.</p><p>Also. <i>STOP STARING AT MY CROTCH! IT’S CREEPY! YOU CREEPOS! I DON’T KNOW ABOUT Y’ALL BUT MAH MOMMA DUN RAISED ME RIGHT TO NOT STARE AT PEOPLE’S UNMENTIONABLES (without their consent)!</i></p></blockquote> <p>This is the funniest shit i have ever read yall need lives lmfao</p></blockquote> <p>That comment from time travel girl may be the stupidest thing I&rsquo;ve ever read. &ldquo;Crotch display&rdquo;? Did you feminist doofuses get that from a Disney Channel show or something? Holy bean pies.</p>
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