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Aladdin, Bad, and Barbie: C ,d 40%. 11:52 PM minesottafatspoollegend i love in fantasy when its like "king galamir the mighty golden eagle and his most trusted advisor who would never betray him, gruelworm bloodeye the treacherous" es When my sister and I were kids we had this one action figure, who was actually a brutalized batman doll without his cape (the dog chewed half his head, too), who we dubbed 'Evil Chancellor Traytor. The idea was that in the fictional society of our toys, chancellor just came with the word 'evil in front of it, as a matter of ancient tradition Like 'grand' or 'high' or something along those lines Anyway, the running gag was that the king (an old Power Rangers knock-off doll) had absolute and unwavering faith in Evil Chancel- lor Traytor, who basically comported himself like a mix between Grima Wormtongue and Jafar from the Aladdin movies. Everyone was always sure that Evil Chancellor Traytor had something to do with the nefarious scheme of the day. The dude even carried around a poisoned knife called 'the kingslayer The additional twist on the joke, though, was that he never was behind anything. The king was actually right. Evil Chancellor Traytor was the most devoted civil servant in the entire Action Figure Dystopia. He spent his nights working on writing up new legislature to ensure that b mobility devices, was always on the lookout to acquire new shoeboxes for expanding city infrastructure, and drafted a proposal that once got half the 'settlement' in my sister and I's closet moved to the upper shelf so that vulnerable toys were less likely to be snatched roken toys had access to the dog The knife, as it turned out, was as symbolic as the evil in his name. See, Action Figure Dystopia had a long history of corrupted monarchs getting too big for their thrones and exploiting the underclasses. The job of the Evil Chancellor was to always remain vigilant, and loyally serve a good ruler-or, if the regent should became a despot, to slay them on behalf of the people But since killing the king would be a terrible crime, the Evil Chancellor had to be the kind of person who would willingly die to spare the people from the plight of a wicked leader, because the murder would be pinned on them, in order to keep the 'machinery of politics working as smoothly as ever Anyway, Evil Chancellor Traytor had a diary in which my sister I would take turns writing out the most over-the-top good shit he'd done behind the scenes. Usually after everyone else had finished talking shit about him. I don't know why but we got the biggest kick out of in Barbie With the Unfortunate Haircut: Oh that Evil Chancellor Traytor! Why can't the king see how wicked he is?! Charmander From the Vending Machine: Char! Jurassic Park Toy of Jeff Goldblum With Disturbingly Realistic Face: At least if someone puts a knife in the king's back, we'll know where to look! Evil Chancellor Traytor's Diary: Today I was feeding ducks at the park when I noticed another legless action figure sitting by the benches. I put a hundred dollars into his bag while he wasn't looking. I really need to increase budgeting to the medical treatment centers. If only we had enough glue, I think we would see far fewer toys trying to get by without limbs... insert iconic evil laugh* Anyway, Evil Chancellor Traytor eventually fell victim to one of my mom's cleaning sprees, and she decided he was too busted up to keep and tossed him out. My littler brother, who tended to follow my sister and I's games like he was watching a daily soap opera, cried so hard that we had to do a special 'episode where one of the toys found the Evil Chancellor's diary, and so he got a big huge memorial and the king threw himself into the empty grave and then ordered the toys driving the toy bulldozer to bury him so that 'Traytors grave would have a body' (this seemed very important for some reason) And then we had the Quest For a New King Somehow or another that ended up being a giant rubber snake called Tyrant King Cobra Source: sweetbabyr aysgourmetsauces 79,144 notes I want this to be an actual soap so bad
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Black Lives Matter, Google, and Police: 16%| 16:21 AM Google Just Dropped $11,000, www.theroot.com Google Just Dropped $11,000,000 to Make Sure #BlackLivesMatter Michael Harriot Yesterday 9:17am Filed to: GOOGLE 147.6K3 oogle f Share Tweet 6%. 6:21 AM Although Google did not specifically mention #BlackLivesMatter, there is little doubt that the recent outcry against state violence and injustice influenced Google's philanthropic initiatives. Feel free to direct people to this story whenever they ask what good things protesting has produced Tell them this is the reason social action and unitv are important Plus, when wypipo find out, we're gonna need all the help we can get mopping up the white tears Michael Harriot@michaelharriot Michael Harriot is a staff writer at The Root, host of "The Black One" podcast and editor-in-chief of the daily digital magazine NegusWhoRead f Share Tweet 796 6:20 AM system, including $1 million to the Equal Justice Initiative, a nonprofit focused on confronting past injustices, including America's history of lynchings and unequal treatment of people of color; $5 million to the Center for Policing Equity to build a national database that tracks police departments' use of force and traffic stops; $1 million to Impact Justice, an organization that focuses on keeping juveniles out of the criminal-justice system; and $1.5 million to Measures for Justice to build a web svstem to show how local municipalities treat people based on gender, color, age, etc A 11 1 f Share Tweet ardnale: melanin-king: Shout out to google What’s your move, Bing? Be nice to bing they probably have four dollars to spare
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Confused, Dad, and Drunk: 1. That has to go inside me? uh oh 2. My dad got out of the shower andI totally thought he was keeping Gonzo's nose in between his legs. 3. This might be weird but l always assumed that they'd be cold. I was shocked that penises are warm the first time I touched one I got a bit of a fright, it was so short and thick that I was a bit confused because that's not what you usually see in adult movies and it looked so angry 5. I saw my baby brother's penis when I was a kid. if that counts. "WHAT IS THAT? WHY IS HE SO DIFFERENT? 6. How would that fit it in my mouth?:0 . My first reaction: good lord, how do you guys walk around with those things? Today it is much the same question. 8.The first penis I saw was an STD-infested one in health class in middle school. Needless to say it was a relief to find out that a normal penis does NOT look like that . Sploosh 10. First time I saw a penis, I thought Tm going to laugh if keep looking at it. So to spare the guy. I just put it in my mouth. 11. 0mg, that's huge 12. Doooh that's why they call it wood Penises get really stiff 13. I thought it look so much smaller than they do on porn videos, other than that it was pretty much he same 14. I asked why it was wearing a helmet... 15. I think I was around 10ish when I saw my brothers. I literally screamed then wanted to see more penises. 16. I screamed when it moved. I was not aware they moved or could be moved on demand. 17. It grossed me out! Male genitalia make me nauseDus 18. Really grossed out by the penis. It was just so loppy 19. The first time I saw a penis I was decenly drunk and nervous. I honestly just grabbed it and put the thing in my mouth so I wouldn't have to fake any enthusiasm by just looking at it 20. The first time I really got to inspect a penis in person: totally looks like Darth Vadar's helmer was the first thing that went through my minod *HEAVY BREATHING* Ou GREAT LETT IT AT HOME! 20 Women Describe The First Time They Saw A Penis
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Ass, Bling, and Meh: GAY ASS TUTORIALS PRESENTS: COLOURING EWITH MARSH FIRST: Whip out some hot linework to get coloured! Generally I avoid using pure black, usually I tend to go for dark red or dark blue. It makes it Less pronounced so that it blends better with the rest of the colour scheme MEH YEH 0.0 SECOND: Lay down some sick flats I start with laying down the main colour of the image, then add on the colours of the details.I tend to do all the flats on the same layer. Tip: Try to use as few colours as possible! Woah UR EYE TEETH THIRD: Slap some colour on those lines! When I 've decided on my flats, I go to colour the Linework to create some depth. Referencing the colour of the flat I pick a somewhat darker and usually more saturated colour for the lines. STAR EAT TEETH FOURTH: Add some sexy soft tones! To add further variation I add some very soft darker tones to the skin, the lips and cheeks in particular I've shaded to qive them more colour. Tip: Adding tones to the skin will create a healthier and more natural appearance BLUSH~ Sparkles also help too to insensify the kawaii FIFTH: Time for some bitchin' shades! Adding a layer set to multiply, I pick a light, slightly saturated colour and block in some rough shades before blending them out to take the edge off. This adds volume to the figure. LADIES. SIXTH BLING TIME! Lastly I add some highlights and effects to finalize the drawing. Mainly I add it in focus areas such as the face to make it pop more. Since I use pure white for this I use it very sparingly to not make it Look too over the top. That's it! Now go make some saucy arts! SHINY! THE END MARSHMALLOWMAURICE.TUMBLR.COM <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://marshmallowmaurice.tumblr.com/post/131762114233" target="_blank">marshmallowmaurice</a>:</p> <blockquote> <h2>COLOURING<br/>with Marsh</h2> <p>My colouring process, since it was <a href="http://marshmallowmaurice.tumblr.com/post/130066756263/have-you-by-any-chance-made-any-regular-coloring" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">requested</a> a while ago!<br/>Enjoy! ಠ‿↼<br/></p> </blockquote>
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Fake, Love, and Music: HOW ABOUT soft mallets 8 JUST DON'T PLAY infood Fun Story My drector kept teling me and m tenor sax buddy bo play softer No matter what my buddy Done play this time Just fake Our Band Director then nfoemed us we sounded perfect To my readers p means quiet pp means realy quiet Ive never seen On the contrast f means loud, and ttir probably means so loud you go I had fl in a pece once and my conductor told me to play as oudly as physicaly possièle without faling off my char Me and my trombone buddes had and he sat next to me and played so hard that he tel out of tis The lengths we go for music Okay yeah so Eplay the bass claninet and he amount of air you have to move and the stiftness of the reed means only has two setings and that is loud and louder wth an optional LOUDEST th ncludes a 60% probatakty of HORRELE CROAKİNG NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiqutous clarinet One day, when Iwas n concert band in high school we got a new piece handed out for the frst time, and there was a strange itte commotion back in the tuba section whisperning and peinsng at something in the music, and swatting at each other's hands at shhh dont cal attendion toe And wthough they dd aract the atention of basicaly everyone else in the band, they managed t avoid being noticed by the band drector, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then sad Al nght let's run through tup to sectionA And here we are cheerfuly playing along sounding reasonably competent-but everyone, when they have the tention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players They dant come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see Istfled geging reeeeeealy deep breath ICOLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when hasnt actuary been cued to sap The band drector doesnt even say anything just looks straight back the tubas and makes a helpless sot of sby gesture h unison, the luba players defend themselves THERE WERE FOURFS FFFF is not realy a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for ithe love of al tha s holy why would you put in a fuba part This is the best band post Everyone else go home Oh man so I play brombone, and we got this piece caled Florentiner Marsch by aus Fuck, and we saw which is 8 fortes We were shocked u har is 24 fortes who the tuck des that This guy. Take a good look-that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose ulus IdontgvaFucik More ise Julus Fuckt ppp and fff
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Omg, Target, and Tumblr: HEY KIDS.!! HERE'S A SUPER- SIMPLE METHOD You CAN uSE TO MAKE YoUR OWN COLOR PALETTES THE MoST IMPORTANT RuLE: I KNow THERE'S A TON OF AWESOME COLORS IN YOUR METAPHORIC CRAYON Box TRY TO PICK JuST A FEw! OMG OCRANS NOPE YEP! NARA:COOL, LIGHT DARK WARM COOL DARK WARM PICK TWO BOXES IN OPPOSITE CORNERS (NOT NEXT To EACH OTHER)- THESE ARE THE TWO MAIN CATEGORIES FOR YOuR PALETE! CoO DARK OR DARK COOL LIGHT WARM LIGHT and 3. PIGK A DOMINANT CATEGORY Do YoU WANT YouR PIECE TO BE MOSTLY DARK OR MOSTLY LIGHT? MOSTLY WARM OR MoSTLY COOL? 1 EXPAND THE DOMINANT CATEGORY PICK A SERIES OF 3-4 COLORS FROM THAT CATEGORY. FOR BONUS POINTS, PICK THEM VIA THE SAME LIGHT/DARK WARM/cooL CATEGORIES Y0U CHOSE IN STEP 2! DARKER, COOLER LIGHTER WARMER k~︶--> Melanie Gillman 2014-pigeonbits.tumbl 5.EXPAND THE SECONDARY GATEGORY (LESS) JuST ONE OR TWo HERE! DARKER, COOLER LIGHTER . THINK ABOUT PROPORTIONS YOUR VIEWER'S EYE IS GOING TO BE DRAWNN To THE AREAS OF THE PIECE WITH THE MOST CONTRAST- YOuR SECONDARY CATEGORY So uSE IT SPARINGLY, PROPORTION- WISE, AND USE IT TO TAG IMPORTANT THINGS IN THE PIECE ~90 7. DOMINANT CATEGORY SECONDARY CATEGORY LIKE THUS MAGIC FLOATY CRYSTAL! AND THE LIGHT IT CASTS ON THIS RANDO. AND IF NONE OF THAT MADE ANY SENSE, HERE S THE REAL MORAL OF THE STORY EFFECTOVE COLORING HAS AS MUCH TO DO WITH CONTRAST PROPORTIONS AS IT DOES WITH THE COLORS YOU PICK 0 Gillman 2014 NoW GO FORTH AND COLOR! Melanie (Gi pigeonbits.tumblr pigeonbits:Color palette tutorial time! This is by no means the Only Way To Pick Colors—it’s just a relatively-simple method I use sometimes.  I’ve found it works pretty well, almost regardless of what colors you pick—as long as you can keep them organized by those light/dark warm/cool categories, and make sure one category takes up a significantly higher proportion of page space, it usually turns out pretty good!

pigeonbits:Color palette tutorial time! This is by no means the Only Way To Pick Colors—it’s just a relatively-simple method I use sometimes...

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Bambi, Disney, and Hello: Some Noles! Hello! Here's a few notes about some composition stuff. It's not so much a tutorial as it is just how I approach things and how I learned about it, hopefully it will be helpful! I'm sure you're seen these somewhere before, right? In a textbook or how-to book, the generic planes diagram? Background Middleground Foreground This is a simpler version of one from a middle school art textbook I used to have to read. It never clicked for me, I couldn't understand how to apply this to anything but rolling fields and mountains- Like the pictures in the textbooks However, I found a better way to think of it (At least, for me) One that was a little more three dimensional and practical. I'm going to talk about this with an animation technique actually, I think most artists learn this from a more direct source but this is how | first started thinking about planes and I find it an in- teresting way to approach it, even if I don't draw for animation In animation it's called Multiplane Camera, it's how Disney would create interesting camera moves while having the background interactive with the camera. Think of it like a shadow box, they would set up different layers of foreground - midground -background elements and as the camera moved they were able to move the background with it. I included a link below for you all where Walt himself will tell you all about it! Disney still use multiplane today in their 2D animations (Though digitzied now.) but some of the older Disney movies are great examples, Bambi par- ticularly comes to mind. CAMERA It's a weird way to look at a still illustration that will never move like animation, but this way of thinking about depth has always been more understandable to me then the art textbook version might. So with it in mind that's how I approach a full illustration usually. these compositions are both similar despite subject matter. I tend to use foreground elements sparingly depending on where my subject is. I try to keep lighting in mind throughout the process, depending on how you use it, the same piece can look vastly different with different lighting I should probably mention try to use this with almost everything from illustrations to comic panels, it's not just for nature/backgrounds. Mostly I try to think of everything in layers. Be the onion! This is by no means the "right" way or anything (There's no such thing as the "right" way). It's just how I do it and maybe this will be helpful to other people who need help with depth or composition or whatever. Thanks for reading! soundnew: Walt Explains Multiplane Camera I’ll also do some notes on perspective and dynamic posing later. (We’ll see how dynamic posing goes considering I’m not too great at it myself so… yeahhhh.)

soundnew: Walt Explains Multiplane Camera I’ll also do some notes on perspective and dynamic posing later. (We’ll see how dynamic posing go...

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