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aerois: glitterdustedwren: somajesticdonki: fearlessjones: naamahdarling: fallen-angel-nightshade: nonbinaryanders: justsomefuckingguy: captcreate: odditymall: The Leatherdos is a hair clip that doubles as a multi-tool that combines 5 different tools in a tiny hair clip: screw-drivers, a wrench, a trolley coin, a ruler, and a cutting edge. —-http://odditymall.com/leatherdos-is-a-hair-clip-multi-tool This some of that James Bond shit. Swiss Army Hairclip Imagine you get kidnapped or some shit, how useful that might be? FINALLY!!! Lightly hot glue a flower to it and you could make it cute and frilly without sacrificing functionality. Low temp hot glue pops right off. this is some Kingsman shit right here @mysterysolver Fun story: I have one of these, and wore it every day while working as a vet assistant at a pet clinic. One day a kitten comes in with a cord knotted around her neck, and everyone’s trying to get it unknotted before she heads in for her spay. I just whip off the hair clip, grab the cord, and slice through it in one go. Everyone stood there, surprised, and stared at the cord in my hand that I just sawed through with a hair clip.  This would be AMAZING if you got kidnapped, or, in this case, a pet gets tangled in something. It’s very light and flexible, but the insides of the teeth are sharp enough to get the job done. Y’all are close, but not quite there. This isn’t James Bond, this isn’t Kingsman; this is some Totally Spies shit we’re looking at, and it’s glorious : LEATHERDOS aerois: glitterdustedwren: somajesticdonki: fearlessjones: naamahdarling: fallen-angel-nightshade: nonbinaryanders: justsomefuckingguy: captcreate: odditymall: The Leatherdos is a hair clip that doubles as a multi-tool that combines 5 different tools in a tiny hair clip: screw-drivers, a wrench, a trolley coin, a ruler, and a cutting edge. —-http://odditymall.com/leatherdos-is-a-hair-clip-multi-tool This some of that James Bond shit. Swiss Army Hairclip Imagine you get kidnapped or some shit, how useful that might be? FINALLY!!! Lightly hot glue a flower to it and you could make it cute and frilly without sacrificing functionality. Low temp hot glue pops right off. this is some Kingsman shit right here @mysterysolver Fun story: I have one of these, and wore it every day while working as a vet assistant at a pet clinic. One day a kitten comes in with a cord knotted around her neck, and everyone’s trying to get it unknotted before she heads in for her spay. I just whip off the hair clip, grab the cord, and slice through it in one go. Everyone stood there, surprised, and stared at the cord in my hand that I just sawed through with a hair clip.  This would be AMAZING if you got kidnapped, or, in this case, a pet gets tangled in something. It’s very light and flexible, but the insides of the teeth are sharp enough to get the job done. Y’all are close, but not quite there. This isn’t James Bond, this isn’t Kingsman; this is some Totally Spies shit we’re looking at, and it’s glorious
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glitterdustedwren: somajesticdonki: fearlessjones: naamahdarling: fallen-angel-nightshade: nonbinaryanders: justsomefuckingguy: captcreate: odditymall: The Leatherdos is a hair clip that doubles as a multi-tool that combines 5 different tools in a tiny hair clip: screw-drivers, a wrench, a trolley coin, a ruler, and a cutting edge. —-http://odditymall.com/leatherdos-is-a-hair-clip-multi-tool This some of that James Bond shit. Swiss Army Hairclip Imagine you get kidnapped or some shit, how useful that might be? FINALLY!!! Lightly hot glue a flower to it and you could make it cute and frilly without sacrificing functionality. Low temp hot glue pops right off. this is some Kingsman shit right here @mysterysolver Fun story: I have one of these, and wore it every day while working as a vet assistant at a pet clinic. One day a kitten comes in with a cord knotted around her neck, and everyone’s trying to get it unknotted before she heads in for her spay. I just whip off the hair clip, grab the cord, and slice through it in one go. Everyone stood there, surprised, and stared at the cord in my hand that I just sawed through with a hair clip.  This would be AMAZING if you got kidnapped, or, in this case, a pet gets tangled in something. It’s very light and flexible, but the insides of the teeth are sharp enough to get the job done. : LEATHERDOS glitterdustedwren: somajesticdonki: fearlessjones: naamahdarling: fallen-angel-nightshade: nonbinaryanders: justsomefuckingguy: captcreate: odditymall: The Leatherdos is a hair clip that doubles as a multi-tool that combines 5 different tools in a tiny hair clip: screw-drivers, a wrench, a trolley coin, a ruler, and a cutting edge. —-http://odditymall.com/leatherdos-is-a-hair-clip-multi-tool This some of that James Bond shit. Swiss Army Hairclip Imagine you get kidnapped or some shit, how useful that might be? FINALLY!!! Lightly hot glue a flower to it and you could make it cute and frilly without sacrificing functionality. Low temp hot glue pops right off. this is some Kingsman shit right here @mysterysolver Fun story: I have one of these, and wore it every day while working as a vet assistant at a pet clinic. One day a kitten comes in with a cord knotted around her neck, and everyone’s trying to get it unknotted before she heads in for her spay. I just whip off the hair clip, grab the cord, and slice through it in one go. Everyone stood there, surprised, and stared at the cord in my hand that I just sawed through with a hair clip.  This would be AMAZING if you got kidnapped, or, in this case, a pet gets tangled in something. It’s very light and flexible, but the insides of the teeth are sharp enough to get the job done.
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<p><a href="http://goat-yells-at-everything.tumblr.com/post/162493956896/libertarirynn-while-yall-were-all-starting" class="tumblr_blog">goat-yells-at-everything</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/162492323484/while-yall-were-all-starting-discourse-about-the" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote><p>While y'all were all starting discourse about the sex robots somebody was developing a sex doll for dogs.</p></blockquote> <p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>SPAY.</p><p>OR.</p><p>NEUTER.</p><p>YOUR.</p><p>DOGS!</p></blockquote> <p>I&rsquo;m pretty sure that doesn&rsquo;t necessarily stop the humping though. It&rsquo;s more of an assertion tactic. Even bitches do it.</p>: Hot Doll 4 Like 1 Pin it Via: oddee Are you constantly having to pry your promiscuous pooch off the legs of anyone within a few mile radius of your home? Protect your legs (and your dignity) from hump attacks by getting your pooch a Hotdoll. This sex doll for dogs is shaped like another dog and allows your randy pet to go to town as much as his little heart desires while giving your pillows a much-needed rest. <p><a href="http://goat-yells-at-everything.tumblr.com/post/162493956896/libertarirynn-while-yall-were-all-starting" class="tumblr_blog">goat-yells-at-everything</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/162492323484/while-yall-were-all-starting-discourse-about-the" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote><p>While y'all were all starting discourse about the sex robots somebody was developing a sex doll for dogs.</p></blockquote> <p>.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>SPAY.</p><p>OR.</p><p>NEUTER.</p><p>YOUR.</p><p>DOGS!</p></blockquote> <p>I&rsquo;m pretty sure that doesn&rsquo;t necessarily stop the humping though. It&rsquo;s more of an assertion tactic. Even bitches do it.</p>
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<h2><b><a href="https://youtu.be/fo6tOAbOP_I" target="_blank">Tonight Show Bad Signs</a>!</b></h2><p>Jimmy asked you to send in photos of funny or weird signs you’ve seen and now he shares some of his favorite submissions!</p><p>Have a bad sign that you’d like to share? Send it to badsigns@tonightshow.com! </p><figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="304" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fyoutu.be%2Ffo6tOAbOP_I"><iframe width="540" height="304" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/fo6tOAbOP_I?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure>: NOW WATCH ME SNIP WATCH ME SPAY SPAY ANIMAL HEALTH CLINIC Mondoy-Friday 7:30-5:30 Saturday 8:00-Noon <h2><b><a href="https://youtu.be/fo6tOAbOP_I" target="_blank">Tonight Show Bad Signs</a>!</b></h2><p>Jimmy asked you to send in photos of funny or weird signs you’ve seen and now he shares some of his favorite submissions!</p><p>Have a bad sign that you’d like to share? Send it to badsigns@tonightshow.com! </p><figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="304" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fyoutu.be%2Ffo6tOAbOP_I"><iframe width="540" height="304" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/fo6tOAbOP_I?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure>

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meme-mage: LuceesTreasureChest Vintage rings, pendants, bracelets From now till Christmas, 50% of our profits will be going to our “12 Spays of Christmas” outreach program…. as a thank you for helping us help the animals, use coupon code 12SPAYS2015 at checkout for 10% off your purchase Welcome to Lucee’s Treasure Chest. Here you’ll find a treasure chest full of unique items to fit every budget. Feel free to browse around and hopefully you’ll find a treasure for yourself or that someone special. All of my items are in previously loved condition. I am a VJJ (Vintage Jewelry Junkie) and not a jeweler, but am happy to pass on all information I have on my pieces. If you have any questions please feel free to message me.And do check out my ‘About’ page to meet some of my great staff ;)Thanks for stopping by….I donate 10% of the profit on each item sold to a spay program in my local community https://www.etsy.com/shop/LuceesTreasureChest : meme-mage: LuceesTreasureChest Vintage rings, pendants, bracelets From now till Christmas, 50% of our profits will be going to our “12 Spays of Christmas” outreach program…. as a thank you for helping us help the animals, use coupon code 12SPAYS2015 at checkout for 10% off your purchase Welcome to Lucee’s Treasure Chest. Here you’ll find a treasure chest full of unique items to fit every budget. Feel free to browse around and hopefully you’ll find a treasure for yourself or that someone special. All of my items are in previously loved condition. I am a VJJ (Vintage Jewelry Junkie) and not a jeweler, but am happy to pass on all information I have on my pieces. If you have any questions please feel free to message me.And do check out my ‘About’ page to meet some of my great staff ;)Thanks for stopping by….I donate 10% of the profit on each item sold to a spay program in my local community https://www.etsy.com/shop/LuceesTreasureChest

meme-mage: LuceesTreasureChest Vintage rings, pendants, bracelets From now till Christmas, 50% of our profits will be going to our “12...

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