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Homeless, Period, and The Worst: TEEL ANY LONER YOUR PEROD STARTS F EVERUBOD cOULD DONATE SANITARy TOWELS THEN A WOMAN WoULD BE HAPPy WOULDNT THEy? HTHEHOMELESSPERIOD FOR HOMELESS WOMEN IT REALY IS THAT DREADED TME OF THE MONTAH FOR HOMELIESS WOMEN PERIOD PAIN IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT THERES NEVER A GOOD TIME TO HAVE YOUR PERIOD BUT THIS HAS TO BE THE WORST, <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://micdotcom.tumblr.com/post/115258208210/thehomelessperiod-exposes-the-unique-menstruation">micdotcom</a>:</p><blockquote><h2><a href="http://mic.com/articles/114242/one-powerful-hashtag-exposes-a-unique-problem-for-homeless-women?utm_source=policymicTBLR&amp;utm_medium=main&amp;utm_campaign=social"><b>#TheHomelessPeriod exposes the unique menstruation problem homeless women face</b></a> </h2><p>The new campaign shines a light on homeless women who need assistance caring for their menstrual cycles. According to <a href="http://www.theguardian.com/housing-network/2014/mar/07/homeless-services-failing-women-st-mungos">the </a><i>Guardian,</i> approximately 26% of people in the U.K. who receive “homelessness services” are female. But in most shelters, “sanitary ware or any kind of period ephemera is scarce,” <i>Vice</i> reported earlier this year. <a href="http://mic.com/articles/114242/one-powerful-hashtag-exposes-a-unique-problem-for-homeless-women?utm_source=policymicTBLR&amp;utm_medium=main&amp;utm_campaign=social"><b>Three women have a plan to fix that.</b></a><br/></p></blockquote>

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