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Internet, Pizza, and Being Salty: This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don't know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It's also very expensive...costing about 16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars) or you know this could be photoshopped but idk you tell me this is alexandrias melon (wow) it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic) it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds it is known by the natives there as kuhul ajaw cacao shi-jily its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because evervthing on the internet is true This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumbir blog that reaches 500,000 followers It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza This planet is really just so amazing guys wow The taste of this melon wil always surprise you Today has been great We can all go to bed, the day is finished more awesome pictures at THEMETAPICTURE.COM Hahahaha cause "They can't put anything on the internet that isn't true." "Where did you hear that?!" "The internet."

Hahahaha cause "They can't put anything on the internet that isn't true." "Where did you hear that?!" "The internet."

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Bad, Beautiful, and Children: This hen hatched a clutch of ducklings after accidentally sitting on the wrong nest of eggs. The farmer said: "Hilda doesn't seem bothered at all the ducklings follow her around just as chicks would." MEME TAPİCTURE.COM more awesome pictures at THEMETAPICTURE.COM advanced-procrastination: gokuma: roddaprime: daysofstorm: dalmonite: “These are my children.” “They look nothing li—” “LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL THEY ARE.” for some reason I really like that she’s called Hilda. This happened on my grandmothers farm when my mom was little, baby ducks act a lot like baby chickens so in the beginning it wasn’t so bad the main problem is that baby ducks  LOVE water, but baby chickens get very very dead from it, so you can imagine the mother hens surprise and horror the first time they go by the farm pond and ALL THE BABIES RUN TO THE WATER AND JUMP IN my grandmother had to come out of the house to investigate all the noise the hen was making The mother hen was clucking and screeching in distress and running circles around the pond while the duckies were having the time of their lives. This happened a few more times before Momma hen was like FUCK IT YOU WANNA SWIM SEE WHAT I CARE , and would sit a distance away watching them in the pond. if the ducks ever abandoned any eggs my grandmother would always put it under that particular hens nest cause from then on she always knew how to deal with her “water loving” delinquent children BEST ADOPTED MUM “Half my children are fucking idiots but they’re my children and i love them”
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Beautiful, Elf, and Fire: takennnvworst wound at this par, having ooked my last upon thatHaugh henceforth I will call nothing fai which is fairest. iniess it be her gift to me ased her for one hair from her golden head. What was it? She gave me three This is my favorite fucking scene If you've read the Simarillion, you know who Feanor was. If you don't, Feanor was the dickhead who created the Silmarils three indescibably beautiful and magical jewels that contained the light and essence of the world before it became flawed. They were the catalyst for basically every important thing that happened in the First Age of Middle Earth It is thought that the inspiration for the Silmarils came to Feanor from the sight of Galadriel's shining. silver-gold hair He begged her three times for single strand of her beautiful hair. And every time Galadriel refused him. Even when she was young. Galadriels ability to see into other's hearts was very strong, and she knew that Feanor was illed with nothing but fire and greed Fast forward to the end of the Third Age Gimli, visiting Lorien, is also struck by Galadriel's beauty. During the scene where she's passing out her parting gifts to the Fellowship. Galadriel stops empty-handed in front of Gimli, because she doesn t know what to offer a Dwarf Gimli tells her no gold, no treasure.just a single strand of hair to remember her beauty by She gives him three. Three. And this is why Gimli gets to be an Elf Friend, people Because Galadriel looks at him and thinks he deserves what she refused the greatest Elf who ever lived and then twice that. And because he has no idea of the significance of what she's just given him, but he's going to treasure it the rest of his life anyway Just look at that smile on Legolas's face in the last panel. He gets it. He knows the backstory. And I'm pretty sure this is the moment he reconsiders whether Elves and Dwarves can't be friends after all Everyone look at this great fucking post maire awesome pictures at THEMETAPICTURE.COM Not mine but wow
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Family, Food, and School: THIS TEACHER IS GOING TO HAVE AN INTERESTING SCHOOL YEAR WITH THIS KID udents, In order to better manage the class, together we will discuss and elaborate procedures for the following situations in the classroom. For each situation, we will decide what actions should be taken by me, Mr. Thomas, and yourself, the student. 1. If I have a question, need help, have a problem, or need to interrupt Mr. Thomas, Iwl shotmy Mi.Thomas will Shout back 2. If I arrive in class without the necessary tools, such as pens, pencils, worksheets or my binder Mr.Thomas will C 3. If I am late for class, will busfito clas and m ment on Mr. Thopmas rtac Mi.homas wal sh ondsythanks 4· I am late for class times, Iwill make nn effort to be late next Mi Thomas wil gire nehighfve 5. If I am absent from class, vrnew I will Mi:.Thomas wile dearl 6. If I do not hand in an assignment or lose an assignment, wbthe teache M:Tecble to affordne laptop Mr.Thomnas will 7. If I need to use the washroom or the pencil sharpener illbrds with one Stope nd harn my l on the way I will tthe bathroom w pdofmyefficienty Mr.Thomas he 8. If I arrive in class or am found in class with food or drink, in the class Iwill Share M.Thomas will ot aef an 9. IfI am caught using a cellphone or other electronic device in class without permission, halonFe making a cal I will F McThomas will unde atand 10. If I am disruptive in class, (For example: constantly leaving my desk or work area; interrupting Mr. Thomas when he is glving instruction; distracting others while ignoring my work) I wil Mic.Thomas will doenfil er Are there other situations which need to be discussed? MTsbe te) don i ven the chu see more awesome pictures at LOLDAMN.COM If you are a student Follow @studentlifeproblems

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Bad, Beautiful, and Children: This hen hatched a clutch of ducklings after accidentally sitting on the wrong nest of eggs. The farmer said: "Hilda doesn't seem bothered at all the ducklings follow her around just as chicks would." MEME TAPİCTURE.COM more awesome pictures at THEMETAPICTURE.COM gokuma: roddaprime: daysofstorm: dalmonite: “These are my children.” “They look nothing li—” “LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL THEY ARE.” for some reason I really like that she’s called Hilda. This happened on my grandmothers farm when my mom was little, baby ducks act a lot like baby chickens so in the beginning it wasn’t so bad the main problem is that baby ducks  LOVE water, but baby chickens get very very dead from it, so you can imagine the mother hens surprise and horror the first time they go by the farm pond and ALL THE BABIES RUN TO THE WATER AND JUMP IN my grandmother had to come out of the house to investigate all the noise the hen was making The mother hen was clucking and screeching in distress and running circles around the pond while the duckies were having the time of their lives. This happened a few more times before Momma hen was like FUCK IT YOU WANNA SWIM SEE WHAT I CARE , and would sit a distance away watching them in the pond. if the ducks ever abandoned any eggs my grandmother would always put it under that particular hens nest cause from then on she always knew how to deal with her “water loving” delinquent children BEST ADOPTED MUM
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Bad, Beautiful, and Children: This hen hatched a clutch of ducklings after accidentally sitting on the wrong nest of eggs. The farmer said: "Hilda doesn't seem bothered at all the ducklings follow her around just as chicks would." MEME TAPİCTURE.COM more awesome pictures at THEMETAPICTURE.COM <p><a href="http://gokuma.tumblr.com/post/160616493240/roddaprime-daysofstorm-dalmonite-these" class="tumblr_blog">gokuma</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://roddaprime.tumblr.com/post/160552733592" class="tumblr_blog">roddaprime</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://daysofstorm.tumblr.com/post/108671256012">daysofstorm</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dalmonite.tumblr.com/post/108270006496">dalmonite</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“These are my children.”</p> <p>“They look nothing li—”</p> <p>“LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL THEY ARE.”</p> </blockquote> <p>for some reason I really like that she’s called Hilda.</p> </blockquote> <p>This happened on my grandmothers farm when my mom was little,</p> <p>baby ducks act a lot like baby chickens so in the beginning it wasn’t so bad</p> <p>the main problem is that baby ducks  LOVE water, but baby chickens get very very dead from it,</p> <p>so you can imagine the mother hens surprise and horror the first time they go by the farm pond and ALL THE BABIES RUN TO THE WATER AND JUMP IN</p> <p>my grandmother had to come out of the house to investigate all the noise the hen was making</p> <p>The mother hen was clucking and screeching in distress and running circles around the pond while the duckies were having the time of their lives.</p> <p>This happened a few more times before Momma hen was like FUCK IT YOU WANNA SWIM SEE WHAT I CARE , and would sit a distance away watching them in the pond.</p> <p>if the ducks ever abandoned any eggs my grandmother would always put it under that particular hens nest cause from then on she always knew how to deal with her “water loving” delinquent children</p> </blockquote> <p style="">BEST ADOPTED MUM<br/></p> </blockquote>
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Food, School, and Taken: THIS TEACHER IS GOING TO HAVE AN INTERESTING SCHOOL YEAR WITH THIS KID udents, In order to better manage the class, together we will discuss and elaborate procedures for the following situations in the classroom. For each situation, we will decide what actions should be taken by me, Mr. Thomas, and yourself, the student. 1. If I have a question, need help, have a problem, or need to interrupt Mr. Thomas, Iwl shotmy Mi.Thomas will Shout back 2. If I arrive in class without the necessary tools, such as pens, pencils, worksheets or my binder Mr.Thomas will C 3. If I am late for class, will busfito clas and m ment on Mr. Thopmas rtac Mi.homas wal sh ondsythanks 4· I am late for class times, Iwill make nn effort to be late next Mi Thomas wil gire nehighfve 5. If I am absent from class, vrnew I will Mi:.Thomas wile dearl 6. If I do not hand in an assignment or lose an assignment, wbthe teache M:Tecble to affordne laptop Mr.Thomnas will 7. If I need to use the washroom or the pencil sharpener illbrds with one Stope nd harn my l on the way I will tthe bathroom w pdofmyefficienty Mr.Thomas he 8. If I arrive in class or am found in class with food or drink, in the class Iwill Share M.Thomas will ot aef an 9. IfI am caught using a cellphone or other electronic device in class without permission, halonFe making a cal I will F McThomas will unde atand 10. If I am disruptive in class, (For example: constantly leaving my desk or work area; interrupting Mr. Thomas when he is glving instruction; distracting others while ignoring my work) I wil Mic.Thomas will doenfil er Are there other situations which need to be discussed? MTsbe te) don i ven the chu see more awesome pictures at LOLDAMN.COM studentlifeproblems: If you are a student Follow @studentlifeproblems​

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