Ass, Bitch, and Fucking: Overheard eating lunch outside, two bros lunchin':
Bro 1: Aw, man bro I forgot to grab my hummus!
Bro 2: gotchu bro what kind you want
Bro 1: Surprise me bro
5 minutes later
Bro 2: Here you go bro
Bro 1: GUY YOU GOT GARLIC THATS WHATS UP
Bro 2: I know your hummus style bro
This exchange has made me ridiculously happy
This exchange just happened near me and it’s made my day
This is the whitest shit I’ve ever heard in my life yall need to calm the fuck down.
Let people be happy and kind to each other instead of being so negative. Who cares who they were or what their skin color was? Let the mans eat his fucking hummus. It’s literally a post about two guys having a happy exchange and your negative ass comes in. Get out, the door is to your left.
This was a joke, you absolute fucking retard. I’m not disparaging the mentally disabled, I’m just stating a fact that you have to be retarded to have said that. I’m not leaving, you’re free to leave though, the door is to your right. What are you doing here? Stupid ass bitch probably can’t even read the disclaimer on my blog that’s literally titled offensive memes.
Oh and to further prove youre a complete and utter oaf, Im fucking white. You total idiot.