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Ass, Be Like, and Bless Up: Pic: reddit usullyTheEnglishLab @DrSmashlove Say bruv shout to u ladies leaving comments and sending me DMs asking when I’m finna start writing about Punani again. U know what bruv? U ladies wild lemme tell u why. Turn the tables. Just for a sec, turn the tables for me. What if I was in the comment section of your favorite betch account talmbout “PP PP PPs PLEASE! MEMES ON PPs, JOKES ON PPs, CAPTIONS ON PPs MEOW...RIGHT MEOW! WHAT DO WE WANT?? PP 🤗. WHEN DO WE WANT IT? NOW! PPbrigade TeamPP EggplantMafia 💪.” All u ladies in the comments would be like “Jesus what’s up with this Durs Mashlove nutcase constantly talking about PPs like let her post ads for strapless, backless pull-together bra’s that are useless after the first wear, framed maps that nobody needs, and $1 recurring subscription Ponzi scheme bracelets, and the occasional worn-out, not-even-funny-anymore, circa 2014 xeroxed-looking, light-blue-tint-for-no-reason trash can Meme about something dating-related but literally not even relatable by any sane, reasonably normal human — sheesh.” But nah. Hells nah. In Smashland if my ladies don’t get they weekly dose of Punani bruv I gotta hear about it. “What’s wrong smash why you G-rated now smash you used to be filthy smash you fell off smash where’s smash bring smash back.” *Dr. Evil voice* ALRIGHT ZIPPIT. ZIPPIT. ZIPPP. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury...ExZIPPIT A. “Look I’m zippy longstocking” ZIPPIT 🤗. U need it. I’m like a boyfriend u can’t leave because the pipe too good - u gon come around regardless and u gon get this work regardless. REGARDLESS. I could post puppies only and three laughy emojis like Daquan and u STILL gon come back like a crack fiend BC U ADDICTED MAMA U LOVEEEEE IT. U STUCK WITH ME. BE PATIENT. PUNANI POST SOON COME STAY CHUNE. (Nah but keep the aggression coming. It’s nothing more attractive than a sassy, damn near tyrannical-ass crazy tyrannosaurus woman barking orders at me. It floats my boat. Go head with them short arms and pointy chompers Mama let’s make a happy home together and call it Jurassic Park (“is this West Indian lilac? Are you sure?” 🤔). Love y’all. Don’t change. DON’T CHANGE UNLESS IF IT’S TO GET CLOSER TO GOD BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂).

Say bruv shout to u ladies leaving comments and sending me DMs asking when I’m finna start writing about Punani again. U know what bruv? U l...

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Brains, Children, and Food: True beauty doesn't beg for attention It doesn't care for likes or mentions. It is not quantified by aesthetics. It is a deep and purposeful truth, acknowledged by the soul @chakabars It is from the earth your vessel came, unto the earth it shall return. It is not really yours, your soul just chose to animate it for a while. Made from minerals made from space and stardust, your consciousness born of the conscious universe. So now you exist in this form. But you have always existed in one form and another. You are a spiritual being, so in you being spiritual you are being you. You skin is full of carbon, body full melanin, just like outer space, it's carbon dark out there. Many people who are disconnected from spirit worship carbon fused into diamonds, this is worship of dirt, but not of the earth. You are made of carbon and this fused together to create this capsule where the whole of your human experience is manifested. From the dark came everything, all light was created from this blackness. Yet we worship stones that are fused of minerals, but not human souls that inhabit mineral fusion. Human beings are precious, everyone who is reading this, everyone who has thoughts, internalising this from a type of electrical technology, designed in the image of the mind. We are technology, our brains are electrical, our children are our technology. If we don't give them the space to create, if we don't nurture them beautifully, then we will create technologies that create negativity. And so here is this little technology, planted deeply like a seed. What do we want to grow. Well it depends on what we do everyday as young adults and adults that should grow into elders. But you don't grow wise by burying your head in the sand. Although if you aren't connected to your roots, then you don't have knowledge of how to move forward... If you have no knowledge about the movements of the past. If you don't know your past then your presence in the present is irrelevant. Know yourself and you will pass on knowledge and create history while your spirit is in its element... Soul food. chakabars

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