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Barbie pit: silverbellsolicitor It kind of really corfuses me when Barbie commercials have little girls dressing them up and brushing their hair Like no Barbie is not about fashion. Barbie is about collecting as many dolls as you can get your grubby 7 year old hands on and dominating the living room with your expansive empire of plastic women. Barbie is about creating intricate social structures and spicy inter-family conflicts between town house residents. Barbie is about formulating complex back stories for tortured Ken dolls with emotional scars. It's about creating near-sadistic dramatic plot twists that split up marriages and cause that one Barble you really dislike to be ceremoniously tossed down the stairs in order to be offed by the jealous ex-wife of Ken #4. kerryrenaissance Yes, but how do you make it into a marketable commercial that won't frealk parents and caregivers out? quasi-normalcy I've always had the impression that advertisers don't really understand how girls play with their toys. mappysnappy When I played with Barbies I had this thing called The Dead Pit" which was a purple bratz laundry hamper. So whenever a Barbie got killed off she would go in there. And what I would do was I would carry her to the dead pit while singing the dead pit song. The dead pit song was just saying The dead pit over and over again in different tones. Anyway, once I finally reached the pitl would announce (name) has died. And drop her in. I would wait a few moments. Then, I would violently shake the hamper while shrieking, pretending to be the tortured souls of dead barbies from the underworld. I thought it was hilarious Source: duplexity 126,102 notes Barbie pit

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All Hail the Dead Pit: silverbellsolicitor It kind of really confuses me when Barbie commercials have little girls dressing them up and brushing their hair Like no Barbie is not about fashion. Barbie is about collecting as many dolls as you can get your grubby 7 year old hands on and dominating the living room with your expansive empire of plastic women. Barbie is about creating intricate social structures and spicy inter-family conflicts between town house residents. Barbie is about formulating complex back stories for tortured Ken dolls with emotional scars. It's about creating near-sadistic dramatic plot twists that split up marriages and cause that one Barbie you really dislike to be ceremoniously tossed down the stairs in order to be offed by the jealous ex-wife of Ken #4 kerryrenaissance Yes, but how do you make it into a marketable commercial that won't freak parents and caregivers o ut? quasi-normalcy l've always had the impression that advertisers don't really understand how girls play with their toys. mappysnappy When I played with Barbies I had this thing called The Dead Pit" which was a purple bratz laundry hamper. So whenever a Barbie got killed off she would go in there. And what I would do was I would carry her to the dead pit while singing the dead pit song. The dead pit song was just saying "The dead pit over and over again in different tones. Anyway, once I finally reached the pit l would announce (name) has died." And drop her in. I would wait a few moments. Then, I would violently shake the hamper while shrieking, pretending to be the tortured souls of dead barbies from the underworld. I thought it was hilarious. Source: duplexity 126,102 notes All Hail the Dead Pit

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<p><a href="https://thehumon.tumblr.com/post/173007436983/first-off-dont-feed-your-baked-blood-to-anyone" class="tumblr_blog">thehumon</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>First off, don’t feed your baked blood to anyone without their knowledge. Don’t be a shitty person.</p> <p>I have a book at home called Heksens Håndbog (The Witch’s Handbook) written by an elderly witch and I love how her spells have <i>zero </i>chill. It’s a collection of old spells and magic that she has collected over the years and it even has the original ointments from the middle ages that were written down. That means there’s a lot of “catch a white snake with your bare hands on midsummer’s eve” and “coat a raven’s feather in sap and burn it during a new moon”. Oh and there’s a ton of uses for menstrual blood. You get the idea. It’s quite an interesting read.<br/></p> </blockquote>: How do you make a person love you using witchcraft? That is a very difficult spell. You'll have to light a pink candle using wooden matches, write your and the person of your desire's name on two different pieces of paper drip a circle with the pink wax around your names and eventually seal them together that way, During all of this you have to focus intensely on your beloved and imagine what your relationship would be like. Making someone love you is very difficult though That's the easiest spell in the world! To make a man love you collect some of your menstrual blood, bake it into a cake and feed it to him What is it this time? <p><a href="https://thehumon.tumblr.com/post/173007436983/first-off-dont-feed-your-baked-blood-to-anyone" class="tumblr_blog">thehumon</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>First off, don’t feed your baked blood to anyone without their knowledge. Don’t be a shitty person.</p> <p>I have a book at home called Heksens Håndbog (The Witch’s Handbook) written by an elderly witch and I love how her spells have <i>zero </i>chill. It’s a collection of old spells and magic that she has collected over the years and it even has the original ointments from the middle ages that were written down. That means there’s a lot of “catch a white snake with your bare hands on midsummer’s eve” and “coat a raven’s feather in sap and burn it during a new moon”. Oh and there’s a ton of uses for menstrual blood. You get the idea. It’s quite an interesting read.<br/></p> </blockquote>
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