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worth the read: PS Products A 10 PS Products Knuckle Blaster is a 950,000V Stun Gun with Batteries & Magnetic Leather Holster ea List Price: $69.99 Price: $62.54 Victory! By tdoog- May 5, 2013 I purchased this after I was confronted by punks demanding that I hand over my money. I'm a relatively fit guy, but I was no match for them. That is when I realized that I need to protect myself. The day after I bought this product I went to the very same Wal-Mart parking lot when I was first mugged. I approached the group of hooligans standing outside the entrance, concealing my secret weapon. some I cooly asked "Remember me?" One of them looked up and said, "Have you com back to buy some Samoas or Thin Mints? My Gi Scout Troop needs to raise more money!" I replied with "you're not taking my money this time". "But sir, they're delicious!", she said. I whipped out my Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun hand and shouted "WRONG MOVE B****" The five giri scouts ran away screaming. As I pounded my chest in victory, I accidentally activated the stun gun and applied 950,000 Volts to my right nipple. I woke up 4 hours later to the sound of heavy footsteps. Those Girl Scouts had brought their fathers. But I was ready. I lunged at the largest one with a cry of "RAGGLE FRAGGLE!!!" and hit him in the stomach. He hit the ground harder than a fat kid on a jungle gym. As the others began to circle around me,I changed techniques. Holding both of my hands in tight fists, I rased my arms to my sides and initiated the helicopter spin. They all backed off, fearing my impressive RPM. After a while I started getting dizzy, and one of the fathers decided to try to tackle me. As he ran to me stood there, dizzy and queasy; time was going real slow. Then I remembered. I had eaten lunch at Chipotle and the burrito was fighting its way back up my stomach. I tuned toward my enemy and launched a stream of projectile vomit at him, knocking him to the ground. Then I started singing "Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the.... FLOOO00RRR!!!" I grabbed my Knuckle Blasher Stun Gun and shoved it into my mouth, running headfirst at my foes, electrocuting them with my teeth. Eventually they were all unconscious, and I walked home victorious. 2,144 of 2,383 people found this review helpful worth the read
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lynati: aerylon: mildlyinteresting-blog: http://bit.ly/2MMzckG “This toothpaste tube lists every ingredient, where the ingredient is extracted from and its purpose in the product.” Honestly?  I think all ingredient lists should be like this. It would certainly give the people who freak out because “This is made with vaccinium corymbosum! How can you TRUST putting something with a name like that in your body!” a pause for thought. : INGREDIENTS WHERE COMES FROM WHAT IT DOES CALCIUM CARBONATE CHALK GLYCERINE AQUA SODIUM LAUROYL SARCOSINATE HYDRATED SILICA CELLULOSE GUM ACTIVATED CHARCOAL WOOD MENTHA PIPERITA PEPPERMINTFRESH TASTE GENTLE ABRASIVE MOISTURE RETENTION VEGETABLE PURIF ED WATER MOISTENER SUSTAINABLE DISPERSANT PALM OIL NATURAL ORE STRUCTURING AGENT PLANT FIBRE THICKENER . GENTLE ABRASIVE FRESH TASTE FRESH TASTE FRESH TASTE LEMONS CITRUS LIMONUM FOENICULUM VULGARE LIMONENE FENNEL FENNEL lynati: aerylon: mildlyinteresting-blog: http://bit.ly/2MMzckG “This toothpaste tube lists every ingredient, where the ingredient is extracted from and its purpose in the product.” Honestly?  I think all ingredient lists should be like this. It would certainly give the people who freak out because “This is made with vaccinium corymbosum! How can you TRUST putting something with a name like that in your body!” a pause for thought.

lynati: aerylon: mildlyinteresting-blog: http://bit.ly/2MMzckG “This toothpaste tube lists every ingredient, where the ingredient is ex...

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