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Knight: I have trained in all forms of combat and weapons since
birth. I cannot be bested
Some horsecock motherfucker:
What the fuck
OH FUCK YESI GET TO TALK ABOUT LANTERN SHIELDS.
For anyone seeing this post and wondering what kind of unholy
heresy is currently having a blacksmithing orgy in front of their eyes,
this is called a Lantern Shield.
This came from, YOU GUESSED IT, fucking Italy, home of lunatic
steel-weaving mother fuckers who often simply looked at each other
and by each other, I mean their frenzied reflections in their shattered
mirrors, and said "WHAT IF WE JUST DO THINGS", which is, as we
all know, Aunt Jemima's recipe for success.
Lantern Shields were very indicative: They were meant to be
bucklers that could carry a lantern, oftentimes for night time duels
Now, you're wondering, why carry a lantern on a night duel when it
could just prove detrimental to your overall movement? Why, to blind
the mother fucker, of coursel But, see, and this is the funny thing
about Italy, when Italian blacksmiths realized that they could just add
hook to a buckler, they noticed they could also just add whatever
the thrice condemned shit they wanted to them, so they started
forging stakes, spikes, and blades that protruded out of the buckler
and gauntlet as additional defense against anyone who, due to the
poor visibility of mist shrouded, dark blanketed nights, would just
walk right into your handheld barracks.
mean, nothing better than a bloke closing the distance to you losing
an eye or six because they didn't consider you might just carry a
porcupine on your arm, right?
Some specimens exists, but these are not numerous. If you know of
or possess an actual, physical Lantern Shield, congratulations, you
probably have an item that likely killed.
Jan 26th, 2019
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Children, Girls, and Life: To you, my Father, why do you hate girls?
‘To you, my Father, who do you hate girls? With the same hatred you hate our Mothers…’
In the village of Umoja in Kenya, men are not welcome. In fact, they are banned. In Swahili, one of Kenya’s official languages, Umoja means unity. It is a safe and inspirational refuge for 50 women and 200 children. Umoja was founded in 1990 by female survivors of rape and sexual violence. It has also become a haven for women fleeing sexual and domestic violence, and welcomes people fleeing female genital mutilation, child marriage, and more.
‘I wouldnt wish any Maasai girl to go through what I went through.’
The local Samburu culture is patriarchal where historically women are seen as property. Beading is culturally significant and the women are able to support themselves by selling crafts. Protected by a wall of thorns, the village is self-sufficient and the women run their own lives. Despite resistance from local male-run tribal groups, the village continues to grow. Life is frugal, but the women own the land the village is on and proudly call Umoja their home. A beacon of light for women, Umoja has inspired other women-only villages in Kenya.
- Umoja: The Town Where Men Are Banned
They are making and selling jewelry online now! ☺☺
Oh fuck I want the jewelry. That’s gonna be gifted to everyone come holiday season.
Welp time to buy some jewelry