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Arsenal, Ass, and Bitch: What the Fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'11 have you know I graduated top of ny class in the Nauy Seals, and I'ue been involued in numerous secret raids on A1-Quaeda, and I haue over 390 confirmed kills. I an trained in gorilla wafre and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed Forces. You are nothing to me but just anoth er target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me oer the Internet? Think again, Fucker. As we speak I an contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better pre pare For the storm, maggot. The storn that wipes out the pa thetic little thing you call your life You 're fucking dead, kid. I can be anyuhere, anytine, and I can kill you in ouer seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I haue access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your mis erable ass off the Face of the continent, you little shit. IF only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comnent was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot I will shit fury al ill drown in it. You 're fucking dead, kiddo l over you and you w Trump threatening President Rouhani (2018).
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Arsenal, Ass, and Bad: Banned: The server has automatically banned you for saying a bad word You Said: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am l extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo" Okay The Internet Scavengers <p>Side splitting pictures Sarcasm and nonsense inside PMSLweb </p>
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Arsenal, Ass, and Bitch: [-] SkotWeener 30 points 1 day ago What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tonque. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo permalink save parent report give gold reply [-1 arctic92 25 points 1 day ago What's this you've said to me, my good friend? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and Ive been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unigue person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend permalink save parent report give gold reply <p>I have over 300 confirmed friends. via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2kV5746">http://ift.tt/2kV5746</a></p>
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Being Alone, Bitch, and Dude: Fuck off. uzendayo Ded うぜーんだよ。 Motherfucker kisama 貴様。 Asshole. teme てめぇー。 JAPA PA da yo na だ Shitsukend the fuck alone. shitsukendayo しつけ-んだよ。 I hate you. daikirai 大嫌い。 What did you just say!?! nandatō なんだと…!?! Get out of my way. doke どけ。 Go to hell. shine 死ね。 Eat shit. kusokurae くそくらえ。 Shut the fuck up. ussendayo n a peaceful neaning Just a fair amount y violent. My sted jaw,plus a kid with a うっせ-んだよ。 n dude. What the fuck? ahoka e Eig アホか?! You're worthless. tsukaenè yatsu dana つかえねーやつだな。 christmasdamara: youkaiphilosopher: anathemarmotqueen: fangfotographie: sephielya: ii-l: This is my bible. Bye. Anyone else read this with the stereotypical Japanese “punk” accent? I didn’t just read it in the accent. I felt the accent.  i 絶対必要な単語。w Also good ones: ざけんなよ。zakenna yo.You gotta be fucking kidding me. そんなばかな!sonna baka na!That’s ridiculous! 出てけ。deteke.Leave. 何ってたか、てめえ?特殊作戦群の卒業クラスでは一番だった俺は無数のアルカイダに反して極秘の使命に関わったし、公認キルは300人以上なんだぞ。游撃戦兵で、自衛隊の最高の狙撃兵だ。てめえなんてありがたりの目標、それだけ。間違いない、この世に見たことない正確にぶっこわすぞ。ネットでそんな悪い口なんて許せると思うのか?考えなおせ。話しながら日本中のスパイネットワークを呼んで、IPをたどってるので、嵐のために準備を。生活と言う可哀想さの殲滅を持ってくる嵐だ。お前はもう死んでいる。nan tte ta ka, temee? tokushu sakusengun no sotsugyou kurasu de wa ichiban datta ore wa mukou no arukaida ni hanshite gokuhi no shime ni kuwatta shi, kounin kiru wa sanbyakunin ijou na n da zo. yuugeki senbei de, jietai no saikou no sogekihei da. temee nante arigatari no mokuhyou, sore dake. machigai nai, kono yo ni mita koto nai seikaku ni bukkowasu zo. Netto de sonna waruiguchi nante yuruseru to omou no ka? kangae naose. hanasinagara nihonchuu no supai nettowaaku wo yonde, IP wo tadotteru no de, arashi no tame ni junbi wo. seikatsu to iu kawaisousa no senmetsu wo mottekuru arashi da. omae wa mou shindeiru.What the fuck did you say about me you little bitch? I graduated top of my class in the JSDF Special Forces Group, and I’ve been involved in countless secret missions against Al-Quaeda, and I have 300 confirmed kills. I’m trained in gorilla warfare, and I’m the top sniper in the entire Self Defense Force. You are nothing but just another target. Make no mistake, I’ll wreck you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth. You think I’ll let you get away with saying shit like that on the internet? Think again. As we’ve been speaking, I’ve contacted my network of spies across Japan, and your IP is being traced, so get ready for the storm. The storm which will annihilate the pathetic thing you call your life. You’re already dead. thank u
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Bitch, Friends, and Fucking: slimetony my ceiling fan has been clicking for months now and im starting to think the clicking is morse code intended to subconsciously reprogram me to be sad and tired all the time qui-bono Sounds like the ball bearing s are starting to go slimetony Yeah get a load of this guy over here. Dr. Knows Shit About Ceiling Fans. Let me tell you a bit about my background. I've had the ceiling fan since I was in the 5th fucking grade. I may have lost the remote for it years ago but believe me l know this baby inside out. I don't know what the fucking a ball bearing is I've never seen one and frankly it sounds like bullshit. Believe me when l tell you, I don't have any patience for people who come into my life pretending to know shit about what goes on in my life. Think for a fucking moment before you come to me with this pedantic nonsense about ball bearings. Have you ever been to my house? seen my ceiling fan? I sincerely doubt it because l haven't had friends over to my house since the Bush administration. Thats a very narrow window of time in which you could have seen my ceiling fan. And even then you probably hadn't completed your course at the fucking ceiling fan academy. I worked at Home Depot for almost two years and I can tell you l spent my time in the department with the ceiling fans. I actually spent most of my time in the garden and patio section, but believe me, we had fans out there, big industrial ones. They kept us cool and I never heard a single fucking thing about a ball bearing. Please get fucked 14,855 notes What the fuck did you just fucking say about my fan, you little bitch?omg-humor.tumblr.com
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