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Amber Rose, Apparently, and Batman: our tumllr usefnare IS now yov s Superhero name hat are your rukathetransformer: gaogaigar-the-king: sharky857: d-structive: isa-ghost: kikuthestrange: epicfangirl01: brynnicle: kisstheashes: anticoffeebeans: rottenka: gum-xx-drop: stray-puppet: illyriashade56: amber-rose-neko-san: shayhammowolf: ninja-girl2846: uwillbeefoundtonight: shadowamongfireworks: madly-handsome: steg-o-sore-us: bitchimnot-here: internet-explorer-official: slow-moving-mammal: internet-explorer-official: itssarcatsm: omgbrekkerkaz: girlnovels: albarnesauthor: lileyreyes: little-euro-girl: distance-does-not-matter: scholarlypidgeot: residinginpurgatory: extraordinary-arbiter-bluebird: saadoesthecatholic: lawfulgoodness: RIGHTEOUSNESS AND JUSTICE me. still being catholic. the superpower of setting conflict. aw yeah B) also, I happen to be a bird but that’s not really important I’m… dead. Apparently I’m smart. And I can fly. Distance doesn’t matter to me, so… teleporting? Flying? Idk Uhhh. Maybe I can shrink, like Ant-Man? Idk That’s my name… I have no powers. I am weak. I am the Author, Creater and Destroyer of Worlds!! I control the very fate of existence!!! 😈😏 Girl who can novel extensively and deeply about anything and everything apparently. um… being perfect i suppose??? you will bow before my sarcastic werecat powers Um… You have the same power as me, @internet-explorer-official! You’re slow! Buddies!! stepping on ppl I’m extremely good looking but only when i get angry Its either invisibility …..Or I use fireworks instead of smokebombs to get out of situations/make diversions/etc Let’s hope I’m always outside in a large parking lot when i need to use my powers then I’m good at finding things? But only at nighttime? Welp. This is quite obvious. LYCANTHROPY HELL YEAH b-being part cat?? I guess???  Considering part of my name comes from an eldritch god, I’m pretty well off. Very strong, time manipulation powers, I’m all set. Oh.. Yall get gum drops bitches Rotten??? I’m a zomboy??? Antisepticeye and Coffee? XD Uh…am I a phoenix? I would freeze people on contact. I would also be perpetually cold, which is already true. :P I would have the power of sonic scream and the ability to put people to sleep by my rapid, boring talk of fandoms. I’m so strange that I weird them out and they leave I can turn invisible and possess things ….You know, guys….I’m not sure I am a superhero. OM NOM NOM ALL THE MOFOS! 3 *muffled “Jaws” theme playing in the distance* My power is COURAGEAnd being a cyborg fused with a mecha lion fused with several machines to form the King of Braves. But also COURAGE. …I’m caught up in giant alien robot drama. Im a 2.7m high Super human clad in Futuristic juggernaut batman armor wearing a helmet with batwings. Heeeeelll yes maaa boi
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Alien, Mexico, and Skull: This skull was found near a vulcano in Mexico. Its assumed to be from an alien

This skull was found near a vulcano in Mexico. Its assumed to be from an alien

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Ass, Fucking, and Head: TO ALL EMPLOYEES It has been brought to the management's attention that some individuals have been using foul language in the course of normal conversation between employees. Due to complaints from some of the easily offended workers, this conduct will no longer be tolerated. The management does, however, realise the importance of each person being able to properly express their feelings when communicating with their fellow employees. Therefore, the management has compiled the following code phrases so that the proper exchange of ideas and information can continue. OLD PHRASE NEW PHRASE I'm not certain that's feasible. No fucking way You've got to be shitting me. Tell someone who gives a fuck Ask me if I give a fuck. Really Perhaps you should check with <name>, . Of course I'm concerned. I wasn't involved in that project. . I'm not sure I can implement this. Are you sure it's a problem? Interesting behaviour. Fuck it, it won't work... When the fuck do you expect me to do this. He's got his head up his ass........ Why the fuck didn't you tell me that sooner..I'Il try to schedule that. ..Perhaps I can work late. He's not familiar with the problem. ..You don't say. Eat shit and die, motherfucker.... What the fuck do they want from my life?. Excuse me, <sir or ma'am>? They weren't happy with it? Kiss my ass.. Fuck it, I'm on salary.. So you'd like my help with that? andrea-booksdreams: loquacious-lucy: nkoatsumeme: alien-fricker: tag yourself i’m ask me if i give a fuck It’s not my fucking problem im what the fuck do they want from my life Kiss my ass Fuck it, it wont work
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Apparently, Bad, and Fake: Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek Had a lot of Trump voters trying to "introduce" themselves to me the last few days as if they're an alien species making first contact. 1/ 6/20/17, 6:14 PM 36 Retweets 86 Likes Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthyge... 1h v Replying to @stealthygeek Apparently being told directly and unequivocally that they're not good people has made a lot of them feel the need to justify themselves. 2/ 04 42 Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthy... .59m v Well I have bad news for y'all. This "liberal bubble' you've all been trivjed into believing is bullshit. It doesn't exist. We know you. 3/ 4 52 Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthy... 58m We ALL know dozens of Trump voters. You're not an uncontacted Amazonian tribe with mysterious customs and an uninteligible language. 4/ 5 64 Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthy... 57m v You're our friends, coworkers, even family. We know EXACTLY who you are. And we know you watched for 18 months while and unhinged child.. .5/ 60 Patrick S. Tomlinson* @stealthy...-56m ﹀ ..spewed racism and xenophoibia, scapegiated immigrants and refugees, bragged about serial sexual assault, threatened his opponents w/...6/ 4 53 Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthy... 55m v prison, offered to pay the legal bills of his supporters who attacked protestors. Lied every single day. We saw you watching him, 7 4 Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthy... .54m And we saw you LOVING him for it. We heard you brag about how he was going to take YOUR country back for people just like you. 8/ V55 Patrick S. Tomlinson* @stealthy...-53m We saw. We heard. And then we watched you vote for him. Saw you celebrate as this nightmare YOU caused got underway at full speed. 9/ 4 52 Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthy... 52m v We saw you parrot "FAKE NEWS!" whenever the media did its damned job of reporting true things about him. Saw you lie about crowd size. 10/ 6 Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthy... .50m We already know very well who you are We've been watching the whole time. We don't need an introduction from you. We need an apology. 11/ 2 5 51 Patrick S. Tomlinson * @stealthy... .50m Your actions these last 18 months were not the actions of good citizens, or even good people. They were the actions of bullies. 12/ 4 Patrick S. Tomlinson * @stealthy...-48m ﹀ Want to talk to me? Start by accepting responsibility for the consequences of your actions. Conservatives are suppposedly big on that. 13/ 5 4 52 Patrick S. Tomlinson * @stealthy... .47m Then we can move forward. Then you can start to rebuild your reputations. Then you can be a good person again Not before quasi-normalcy: tbridge: chartier: Trump voters, the bullshit “liberal bubble,” and accountability. I’m just gonna put this here, for my cousins, and for my other family. We don’t hate Trump supporters because we don’t know what they’re really like; we hate Trump supporters because we know exactly what they’re really like.
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Candy, Elf, and Facebook: oo0 Verizon LTE 12:49 PM Search Starbucks 3 hrs . Hey Starbucks, as the unicorn frappuccino was so popular, thought I'd pitch a few suggestions for fraps based on other mythical creatures: Dragon frappuccino: Made with dragonfruit, cinnamon, and fiery hot chiles. A shameless ploy to acquire gold. Werewolf frappuccino: Seems like a normal chocolate frap (werewolves love chocolate) but the caffeine doesn't kick in until the next full moon. And boy howdy, does it kick in. Mermaid frappuccino: Extra foam and sea salt caramel drizzle. Comes with a free Danish in honor of Hans Christian Anderson. Centaur: Has an oatmeal raisin cookie crumble crust. Oats for the horse and raisins for the wine-lovina human Whinned cream is Write a comment.. Post o Verizon LTE 12:49 PM Q Searclh Fairy frappuccino: A delightful delicate flavor of honeysuckle and lavender, it has the unfortunate effect of making you fall in love with the next live creature that you see. Pixie frappuccino: MIXED WITH TGE POWDER OF WITH 15 PIXIE STICKS Elf frappuccino: Made with the most important food groups- candy, candy canes, candy corn, and syrup. Keebler cookie crumbles Hobbit frappuccino: Only served in size tall. Get one for breakfast and get a second one free! Ogre frappuccino: Looks green and putrid on the outside, but has layers of different flavors that will Smash your Mouth Zombie frappuccino: like a normal frap, but with SEVERAL extra shots of espresso Write a comment... Post ooo Verizon LTE 12:49 PM Q Searclh Wizard frappuccino: Butterbeer Witch frappuccino: You'd think it would be the same as the wizard frap, but it has eye of newt and toe of frog #everydaysexism Yeti frappuccino: Tastes like a lemon snow cone, with Himalayan pink salt Alien frappuccino: They actually do have this in the Starbucks at one government building in New Mexico, but it's on the secret menu Ghost frappuccino: Zero calories. Probably just blended ice. Poltergeist frappuccino: Hurls itself against the wall after you pay for it Vampire frappuccino: Blood. It's just blood. 2 Shares Write a comment... Э| Post ooo VerizonLTE 12:49 PM Search egan Anne Fraedric Or most of these monstrosities 1 HOUR AGO LIKE REPLY 2 Write a reply.. Starbucks Hi, Megan. Thanks for the awesome suggestions! They raise some interesting food safety and supply chain concerns, but hey, maybe it'll just be a fun challenge for our product development teams who are used to more traditional sourcing methods. ;) 1 HOUR AGO LIKED 13 REPLY Write a comment... Post jackskellington84: sophettestuff: sanjha-a-kitani: schmergo: The official Starbucks facebook account reviewed my pitches for new Frappuccinos based on mythical creatures to follow the unicorn one I love how it starts out with the dragon one which could theoretically be done and then just devolves into “it’s just blood”. I know right jsjsjsj I love this too much

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Hello, Tumblr, and Alien: deadysprinkles:My 3rd TupperWatch drawing! Say hello to Zenyobos, the peaceful alien cyborg who is happy to play some sick riffs on his guitar for you.

deadysprinkles:My 3rd TupperWatch drawing! Say hello to Zenyobos, the peaceful alien cyborg who is happy to play some sick riffs on his guit...

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