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Cats, Caturday, and Funny: Vo(mi)ted Another week has come and gone and now it's time to treat yourself to some cat memes. Go on, you deserve it. #cats # funny cats # cat memes # caturday

Another week has come and gone and now it's time to treat yourself to some cat memes. Go on, you deserve it. #cats # funny cats # cat memes ...

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Butt, Nas, and Nasa: gethporno tumbl. Follow Uranus 'gapes wide open for blasts of hot wind , scientists claimm Uranus 'opens wide' on a daily basis to let in blasts of solar win.. metro.co.uk 5h someone has waited their entire career to use this headline goopy-amethyst Scientist should say something else 鼩infamy-and-plunder Something huge and hard went into Uranus and it got very messy | Metro.. metro.co.uk 2017/12/20> som... 20 Dec 2017 In the distant past, Uranus took an absolute pounding, say researchers, without even cracking a smile My isn't Uranus full of surprises? Researchers. There's something very hard heading towards Uranus, scientists... - Metro metro.co.uk>2017/08/28> ther... 28 Aug 2017 Scientists have long suspected it, but there is something very, very hard near Uranus rains of solid diamonds to be precise. Stanford researchers now believe that huge diamonds - possibly millions of carats - sink towards the core of Uranus. Extremely high pressure squeezes Uranus will be on display to the entire world later this month | Metro News metro.co.uk> 2017/10/03> ura... 3 Oct 2017 It's every schoolboy's favourite planet and this month, millions of people will be staring at Uranus. Uranus will be on display on October 19, as the planet Scientists spot a massive floater hanging around Uranus | Metro News metro.co.uk News> Science 5 Sep 2017 Another week, another mystery found right next to Uranus-as scientists discover that the moon Cressida would actually float in a tub of water NASA wants to probe deeper into Uranus than ever before | Metro News metro.co.uk 2017/06/19> nas... This guy needs a raise Source:neopetcemetery 138,025 notes choked Im trying not to kinkshame this newspaper, butt theyre making it really hard
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Being Alone, Beautiful, and Bruh: oo T-Mobile LTE7:50 AM cincinnati.craigslist.org craigslist > personals menu reply Posted: 5 days ago prohibited Petsmart, what the fuck (Petsmart) <1 of 3 > Okay. You caught me. I'm absolutely livid right now. I went into a local Petsmart to pick out a betta fish and asked the person there, "hey which one has been here the longest?". Associate didn't even have to guess or think about this shit. I was handed a very dull-yellow colored betta. "Here. He's been here for a long time because everyone thinks he's ugly." My heart fucking broke, Petsmart. It fucking broke. I took this fish up to the counter with water so dirty you could barely even see the fucking fish. The associate at the counter was like, "wow that's one ugly fish". What. What if I told you that your face was uglier than my betta? Don't say that shit, man. I bought this little turd monger the same day my beautiful betta passed away. I couldn't bear to be alone in my room again. That other fish came from another local pet store and he was badass as fuck. Fucking fish always wanted to fight my finger man. He passed away still fierce as fuck. Goddamn bladder infection took him too soon man, too soon. Now back to this new fish, man. I bought him and noticed he had a little bit of a black fin. Shit. I looked it up and my little turd monger has fin rot because Petsmart doesn't take care of their fucking fish. I don't know how long he'll last but he has started making bubble nests in this gigantic 10 gallon tank, man. He's happy as fuck. Now, I love this turd monger, don't get me wrong. What makes me so damn mad is that he had fin rot because they don't take care of their fish. Before you come at me like, "Bruh is he on antibiotics" the answer is ves. I'm not taking this fish back to Petsmart so he can rot more. Damn son. Even if he only lives for another week I can say he died in better conditions. Now this new fish is badass as fuck and lemme tell you why: 1. Fearless. THIS FUCKING FISH ALLOWS YOU TO PET HIM 2. He looks like a goddamn sunflower man says he's ugly but he's A GODDAMN SUN IN THIS TEN GALLON TANK. BRUH 3. If I stick a tinier container into the 10 gallon tank, HE JUST SWIMS INTO IT. I carried this fish downstairs. He's fearless. He seemed super excited to go downstairs. Seems like a dog trapped inside a fish's . Everyone Ayeeee Petsmart employees: please never insult someone's pet. What if I had been a kid? That would have been so shitty do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers
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Being Alone, Beautiful, and Bruh: 00 T-Mobile LTE 7:50 AM cincinnati.craigslist.org craigslist > personals menu ro reply Posted: 5 days ago Rrohibted Petsmart, what the fuck (Petsmart) 1 of 3 > Okay. You caught me. I'm absolutely livid right now. I went into a local Petsmart to pick out a betta fish and asked the person there, "hey which one has been here the longest?". Associate didn't even have to guess or ink about this shit. I was handed a very dull-yellow colored betta. "Here. He's been here for a long time because everyone thinks he's ugly." My heart fucking broke, Petsmart. It fucking broke. I took this fish up to the counter with water so dirty you could barely ever see the fucking fish. The associate at the counter was like, "wow that's one ugly fish". What. What if I told you that your face was uglier than my betta? Don't say that shit, man. I bought this little turd monger the same day my beautiful betta passed away. I couldn't bear to be alone in my room again. That other fish came from another local pet store and he was badass as fuck. ucking fish always wanted to fight my finger man. He passed away still fierce as fuck. Goddamn bladder infection took him too soon man, too soon Now back to this new fish, man. I bought him and noticed he had a little bit of a black fin. Shit. I looked it up and my little turd monger has fin rot because Petsmart doesn't take care of their fucking fish. I don't know how long he'll last but he has started making bubble nests in this gigantic 10 gallon tank, man. Hes happy as fuck. Now, I love this turd monger, don't get me wrong. What makes me so damn mad is that he had fin rot because they don't take care of their fish. Before you come at me like, "Bruh is he on antibiotics" the answer is yes. I'm not taking this fish back to Petsmart so he can rot more. Damn son. Even if he only lives for another week I can say he died in better conditions Now this new fish is badass as fuck and lemme tell you why: 1. Fearless. THIS FUCKING FISH ALLOWS YOU TO PET HIM 2. He looks like a goddamn sunflower man. Everyone says he's ugly but he's A GODDAMN SUN IN THIS EN GALLON TANK. BRUH 3. If I stick a tinier container into the 10 gallon tank HE JUST SWIMS INTO IT. I carried this fish downstairs. He's fearless. He seemed super excited to go downstairs. Seems like a dog trapped inside a fish's y. Ayeeee Petsmart employees: please never insult someone's pet. What if I had been a kid? That would have been so shitty e do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers Thkmetavengers
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