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Roommate, 50 Shades of Grey, and Grey: My roommate fell asleep at the library so I put 50 Shades of Grey in front of him

My roommate fell asleep at the library so I put 50 Shades of Grey in front of him

Roommate, 50 Shades of Grey, and Grey: My roommate fell asleep at the library so I put 50 Shades of Grey in front of him

My roommate fell asleep at the library so I put 50 Shades of Grey in front of him

Best Friend, Books, and Fanfiction: katy-l-wood I think growing up on a steady diet of fanfiction made me hate traditional book genres. Like, I don't care what the overall "theme" is. Gimme the tags. Is there character death? Sibling rivalry? Snarky best friend? That'll do way more to get me into a book than slotting it into one of a dozen strictly defined boxes that tells me almost nothing gallusrostromegalus Last time I was in a bookstore I was rifling through the paperbacks going "where the hell is the Content rating? is this 'mature or are we in for actual funtimes here? And where are the Content Warnings? whatcha got here book? You gonna get weird on me?" So really, Ao3 has me spoiled wheresquidsdare This gave me a brilliant idea for book displays at the library. #angst #enemies to lovers #plot twist katy-l-wood You are a good librarian! wheresquidsdare None eangst aplot twist awkward #6on't judge a book by its cover I only have flat shelves to work with but.... did it noctnoku I found a book in the library with content tags and suddenly I realised what l'd been missing all this time MORE? w Alsoa FILE UNDER IS BN 97 FANTASY Savage Lands Vengeful Gods An Expected Journey Battalions at War 9 780857 U.S suallenparker Is there a blog for that? Like a blog where people recommend books and like give them their tags? Because I feel like that would be AMAZING stillthewordgirl Tempted to start doing this whenever I read/reread something enniferrpovey Reblogging this version for awesome librarians! fandomsandanythingelse I'm doing this when I write a novel Source: katy-l-wood 34,614 notes Content Tags

Content Tags

Huh, Rude, and Shopping: THIS WOMAN SHOUTED AT HER EVEN WHEN SHE EXPLAINED SHE DIDN'T WORK THERE. BUT IS SHOCKED WHEN SHE SAID THIS TO THE MANAGER (I work in a library, but I had forgotten to take my name tag off after work when I went shopping Customer: "What aisle is baking powder?" Me: "Huh? Oh, I think it's that way somewhere. I'm not really sure." Customer: "Well you'd better find out for me. Isn't that your job?" Me: "Oh, no, I'm sorry. I don't work here." Customer: "Yes you do! You have a name tag on!" Me: "Oh! No, I'm sorry, I work at the library, I just forgot to take this off." Customer: *very angry and shouting* "I don't want excuses! Just tell me where the d*** baking powder is!" Me: "I don't know where it is, Go ask someone who works here" Customer: "You're going to tell me or else!" Store Manager:"Can I help you folks?" Customer: "Yes! Your employee here is being very rude!" Store Manager:"Sir, he doesn't work here. Is there something I can help you with?" Customer: "Oh!" *turning to me* "Well why didn't you say so?" Me: "I did. You were being a moron!" Customer: *turning back to manager "You let vour emplovees curse at customers like that! I want him fired right now!" Sometimes I wonder how people can have a proper conversation despite not listening to the majority of it <p>This Woman Shouted At Her Even When She Explained She Didn’t Work There. But Is Shocked When She Said This To The Manager</p>

This Woman Shouted At Her Even When She Explained She Didn’t Work There. But Is Shocked When She Said This To The Manager

Arsenal, Winnie the Pooh, and Bear: GASTONIA MAIN 5050 9100 070 681 7 POS T M DER N R EDERICK CRE W S AUTHOR OF THE POOH PERPLEX U.S.A. $22.00 Canado $35.00 Nearly forty years ago, a young literary scholar by the name of Frederick Crews had an inspired idea: to portray his trendsetting peers in the act of applying their critical acumen to the adventures of that deceptively simpleminded teddy bear of story- book fame, Winnie-the-Pooh. In incisive chapters entitled "A Bourgeois Writer's Proletarian Fables," "A la recherche du Pooh perdu," and so forth, Freudian and Marxist, New Critic and Neo- Aristotelian alike had at the Pooh texts, dredging up their hidden layers of meaning for the enlight- enment of the hitherto unsuspecting reader. The Pooh Perplex became a bestseller, a "must" read discussed at sherry-and-cheese gatherings from coast to coast. Now Winnie-the-Pooh is three-quarters of a century old-and, alas, Professor Crews lags not far behind. Thanks, however, to the efforts of Princeton's superstar professor N. Mack Hobbs, Crews has been coaxed out of retirement long enough to lend his blessing and his name to a project undertaken in homage to his own-a panel on Pooh convened at the December 2000 Modern Language Association convention irn Washington, D.C., at which the leading lights of contemporary criticism were invited to train their wits upon the beloved bear. Radical feminist Sisera Catheter, Lacanian postcolonialist Das Nuffa Dat, and trailblazing proponents of Deconstruction, Poststructuralist Marxism, New Historicism, Biopoetics, Cultural Studies, and-let (continued on back flap) (continued from front flap) us not forget-recovered memory theory all took their turns at the podium and their shots at dear Edward Bear, leaving no ammunition in the arsenal of contemporary literary hermeneutics unexploded. Here, then, are the published pro- ceedings of this remarkable event, for the edifica- tion (and delectation) of a new generation of readers. FREDERICK CREWS is Professor Emeritus of English at the University of California, Berkeley. <p>What is this nightmarish thing I found at the library?</p>

What is this nightmarish thing I found at the library?

Fucking, Internet, and Tumblr: YOU KNOW YOU'RE A HISTORY FAN WHEN YOU STILL GET UPSET THINKING ABOUT THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lipstickstainedlove.tumblr.com/post/109180805712/copic-creator-the-unicorn-lord">lipstickstainedlove</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://copic-creator.tumblr.com/post/107660930249/the-unicorn-lord-faewithoutconsequence">copic-creator</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-unicorn-lord.tumblr.com/post/107656281447/faewithoutconsequence">the-unicorn-lord</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://faewithoutconsequence.tumblr.com/post/107610710049/theproblematicpetticoat-swedebeast">faewithoutconsequence</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theproblematicpetticoat.tumblr.com/post/107587808846/swedebeast-courfeyclause">theproblematicpetticoat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://swedebeast.tumblr.com/post/69663872776/courfeyclause-tic-tac-yulegerac">swedebeast</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://courfeyclause.tumblr.com/post/69446351104/tic-tac-yulegerac-isabeaubeau-all-that">courfeyclause</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tic-tac-yulegerac.tumblr.com/post/69442686004/isabeaubeau-all-that">tic-tac-yulegerac</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://isabeaubeau.tumblr.com/post/18775821245/all-that-knowledge-lost-for-fucking-ever">isabeaubeau</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/ALL-THAT-KNOWLEDGE">#ALL THAT KNOWLEDGE</a> <a href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/LOST">#LOST</a> <a href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/FOR">#FOR</a> <a href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/FUCKING">#FUCKING</a> <a href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/EVER">#EVER</a></p> <p><img alt="image" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0djueyt6f1r3vo3d.jpg"/></p> </blockquote> <p>DON’T EVEN FUCKING TALK TO ME ABOUT THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA</p> </blockquote> <p>FUCK NOW I’M UPSET</p> </blockquote> <p>Oh yeah, that tome of history compiled by a Mesopotamian priest on the History of the World, supposedly spanning back 40,000 years of history?</p> <p>Fucking gone. Gone forever.</p> </blockquote> <p>I wonder how far back civilization was set by that?</p> </blockquote> <p>this is from the internet, so take it with a grain, but here it is</p> <p><img alt="" src="http://godlesspaladin.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/76427965.jpg"/></p> </blockquote> <p>Pain. Such intense pain.</p> </blockquote> <p>Tears are real.</p> </blockquote> <p>FUCKING</p> </blockquote> <p>The so called &ldquo;Christian dark ages&rdquo; had nearly nothing to do with the loss of knowledge at the library of Alexandria. There&rsquo;s a post floating around that better details this. I might try to find it. But I am so sick of the &ldquo;hurr durr Christians destroyed knowledge 5eva&rdquo; mentality.</p>