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America, Ted, and Ted Cruz: TRUMPTRUMP TRUMP PENCE PENCE PENCE MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN BARTON U.S. CONGRESS JoeBarton.com MIKE 0:22 ,ויי FLI7AD <p><a href="http://the-real-ted-cruz.tumblr.com/post/151439740454/communismkills-what-is-trump-doing-cruz-looks" class="tumblr_blog">the-real-ted-cruz</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://communismkills.tumblr.com/post/151436965163/what-is-trump-doing-cruz-looks-worse-than" class="tumblr_blog">communismkills</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>What is Trump doing? Cruz looks worse than Christie with his hostage face.<br/></p></blockquote> <p>I don’t have much time. He’ll be back any second. I know I’ll get in trouble when he finds out I did this, but I have to tell the people the truth. </p><p>I always thought that The Trump Mafia was just a conspiracy, but when some of the other Republicans started disappearing, I wasn’t so sure. So, I started asking around, curious if the legend had any truth in it. After days of asking, I got no answers. </p><p>That’s when they found me </p><p>They took me from my home, stuffed me in a van, and put a chloroform rag over my face. I woke up tied to a chair in a damp basement with Trump standing over me. He forced me to say I’d vote for him. I didn’t want to but Trump- he has his ways. </p><p>I was subjected to three hours of the Nutshack theme on a loop. It was excruciating. Every utterance of the word “Nutshack” put lashes in soul and bullet holes in my will to live.</p><p>I couldn’t take it any more. Every part of me begged for it to stop, so I caved in. I told the world I’d vote Trump. I had no choice. </p><p>I thought the torture would be the end of it, but after I made my endorsement, they came back. </p><p>They took me to an abandoned Trump Tower, dragged me by the collar of my shirt, and threw me down a stairwell into a basement. </p><p>Nothing could have prepared me for what I would see when I looked up from the dirty ground.</p><p>Around me stood the republicans that went missing, their faces smudged with grime and their suits tattered. </p><p>There’s no more time. He’s coming. Tell Marco that I lo</p></blockquote>

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Bad, Bones, and Books: 1:47 About Act Issues Why is there a frog standing directly behind Trump? That's Pepe. He's a symbol associated with white supremacy. Wait. Really? White supremacy? That's right. Please explain Here's the short version: Pepe is a cartoon frog who began his internet life as an innocent meme enjoyed by teenagers and pop stars alike. But in recent months, Pepe's been almost entirely co-opted by the white supremacists who call themselves the "alt- right." They've decided to take back Pepe by adding swastikas and other symbols of clint-thrasher-barton: evil-bones-mccoy: darkseid: glamourweaver: dangergays: doomy: what did we do to deserve this election season THIS ISNT A TUMBLR P AGE THIS ISNT MADE UP , THE ACTUAL DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE SAID THAT?? popular internet meme… PEPE the frog… is ?? WHITE SUPREMCISIST???? in response to the fucking republican nominee using a MEME on TWITTER in the first place???2016 is one for the history books They’re right though - you don’t see it necessarily on your tumblr feed, but if you look at the most shared pepe images in recent months on the Google searchable web they’ve been alt-right white supremacist ones.  So yeah, it has absolutely been co-opted.  It’s bizarre that this has happened, but the Clinton website pointing it out is not the truly bizarre part, the fact that it happened is. well shit. that is a really fucking weird thing to do and I had no idea RIP Pepe, he was so rare and pure It’s so weird. Yeah he’s been co-opted by those jackasses but it’s also baffling how much of a piece of sensationalist, click-baiting yellow journalism this article is.It’s like if someone took all the bad parts of 20th Century history and just jammed it all into one year.Lest we forget the true pepe is a commie“Shoot, you are only going to kill a frog.”
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