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Cute, James Bond, and Shit: LEATHERDOS aerois: glitterdustedwren: somajesticdonki: fearlessjones: naamahdarling: fallen-angel-nightshade: nonbinaryanders: justsomefuckingguy: captcreate: odditymall: The Leatherdos is a hair clip that doubles as a multi-tool that combines 5 different tools in a tiny hair clip: screw-drivers, a wrench, a trolley coin, a ruler, and a cutting edge. —-http://odditymall.com/leatherdos-is-a-hair-clip-multi-tool This some of that James Bond shit. Swiss Army Hairclip Imagine you get kidnapped or some shit, how useful that might be? FINALLY!!! Lightly hot glue a flower to it and you could make it cute and frilly without sacrificing functionality. Low temp hot glue pops right off. this is some Kingsman shit right here @mysterysolver Fun story: I have one of these, and wore it every day while working as a vet assistant at a pet clinic. One day a kitten comes in with a cord knotted around her neck, and everyone’s trying to get it unknotted before she heads in for her spay. I just whip off the hair clip, grab the cord, and slice through it in one go. Everyone stood there, surprised, and stared at the cord in my hand that I just sawed through with a hair clip.  This would be AMAZING if you got kidnapped, or, in this case, a pet gets tangled in something. It’s very light and flexible, but the insides of the teeth are sharp enough to get the job done. Y’all are close, but not quite there. This isn’t James Bond, this isn’t Kingsman; this is some Totally Spies shit we’re looking at, and it’s glorious
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Family, Tumblr, and Blog: ALPHERATZ KUN alpheratz-kun: Family portrait!Reblog if you like it, it would be amazing! :3

alpheratz-kun: Family portrait!Reblog if you like it, it would be amazing! :3

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Best Friend, Books, and Fanfiction: katy-l-wood I think growing up on a steady diet of fanfiction made me hate traditional book genres. Like, I don't care what the overall "theme" is. Gimme the tags. Is there character death? Sibling rivalry? Snarky best friend? That'll do way more to get me into a book than slotting it into one of a dozen strictly defined boxes that tells me almost nothing gallusrostromegalus Last time I was in a bookstore I was rifling through the paperbacks going "where the hell is the Content rating? is this 'mature or are we in for actual funtimes here? And where are the Content Warnings? whatcha got here book? You gonna get weird on me?" So really, Ao3 has me spoiled wheresquidsdare This gave me a brilliant idea for book displays at the library. #angst #enemies to lovers #plot twist katy-l-wood You are a good librarian! wheresquidsdare None eangst aplot twist awkward #6on't judge a book by its cover I only have flat shelves to work with but.... did it noctnoku I found a book in the library with content tags and suddenly I realised what l'd been missing all this time MORE? w Alsoa FILE UNDER IS BN 97 FANTASY Savage Lands Vengeful Gods An Expected Journey Battalions at War 9 780857 U.S suallenparker Is there a blog for that? Like a blog where people recommend books and like give them their tags? Because I feel like that would be AMAZING stillthewordgirl Tempted to start doing this whenever I read/reread something enniferrpovey Reblogging this version for awesome librarians! fandomsandanythingelse I'm doing this when I write a novel Source: katy-l-wood 34,614 notes Content Tags

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Ass, Beautiful, and Belgium: Ivan Throne @DarkTriadMan This is called "art". This is the legacy and heritage of the West This is what men of the West fight, sacrifice and die for This is victory #DeusVult Rollo Tomassi @RationalMale 2d Is there an example of a female sculptor who committed herself to the same level of detail that a male does with a woman? RM Ivan Throne @DarkTriadMan 2d None that come to mind. That sculpture is an act of worship before Heaven, and it shows. 6 ti 2 12 Platonic Solid Snake @Pliny_theElder Replying to @DarkTriadMan @RationalMale and 6 others the sculptor is a chinese woman you dork ass losers 2:13 PM 17 Oct 17 scotsdragon: cydonianmystery: asymbina: smitethepatriarchy: chronicallyrandom: gehayi: radgoblin: rita-repulsar: lord-kitschener: swagintherain: setup and punchline The artist is luo li rong The statue doesn’t have big enough titties to have been made by a man. I know I’ve reblogged this before but the schadenfreude is too delicious. By the way, the statue is called  La mélodie oubliée (The Forgotten Melody). Luo Li Rong also painted it: And here she and the statue are in a more formal setting (museum or art show, I can’t tell): Omg. This is just beautiful The statue is incredible but honestly has nothing on Luo Li Rong in that bow tie, damn. Random white dude: “look at what white men can do and literally nobody else can!” [cites the work of a not remotely heterosexual hot butch Chinese woman living in Belgium] I’ve reblogged this before, but the finished product is so pretty. :D This will never not be hilarious, and that statue will never not be amazing work.
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Facebook, God, and Hoes: Ta-Ta Towel last Sunda Perfect for getting ready for work or a night out! The struggle against boob sweat is REAL and the #TaTaTowel is the solution! 14K 47K 72K Ta-Ta Towel about 2 weeks ago Ta-7 They are both so #comfy, it's hard to choose between the green and coral #TaTaTowel ! 163 4161 Ta-Ta Towel about a week ago Ta Getting a relaxing start to this #weekend in the green reversible #TaTaTowel loungewear. 200165 250 rapunzel-corona-lite: queenciityconfidential: 86thatshit: geekscoutcookies: mexicamermaid: art-is-the-word: micdotcom: Behold, the Ta-Ta Towel – would you wear this cloth boob sling? Do you ever find yourself derailed by boob sweat? Do you sometimes wish you could just holster them in some sort of suspension harness and get on with your life? If the answer to either or both is yes, Erin Robinson, creator of the Ta-Ta Towel, has excellent news for you. The Ta-Ta Towel is a nipple-friendly, rayon-lined terry cloth halter bra that reportedly keeps breast skin away from torso skin, allowing the wearer’s bosom to breathe. Available in sizes C to H and a bevy of cheeky prints, the Ta-Ta Towel has garnered enthusiastic praise from users for its comfort, its convenience and its suitability for breastfeeding. Based on an instructional video, it looks like the Ta-Ta Towel can be tightened via an internal elastic cord that toggles at the neck. The user situates the ladies in their cups, then lifts them up and away, the terry cloth trapping sweat so it doesn’t trickle down the stomach. Read more. (8/4/2017) OH MY GOD!?!?! Sometimes I just hate the way my breasts sitting on my torso feel, this would be amazing ive been doing this with a tshirt for years, im mad i didnt think of mass producing this Some IG boutique gon take this idea and make it to be worn in public and some IG model gon wear it and titties gon be out in public all summer ‘18 This aint for the itty bitty titty committee finally they thought of us big titty hoes
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