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Anime, Ass, and Bitch: Dad: So what did you build in kindergarten today son? Son: "Hi, can I get uhhhhHHHhHhHH 5 on pump 7." "Broke ass nigga." "Huh?" "Nothing. Have a good day!" "HANDS UP NOBODY MOVE! THIS IS A MUHFUCKIN ROBBERY!" "Oh my God think about the children sir!" "Man fuck yall uglyass kids." "Please dont kill me!" "Aint nobody gotta die as long as you give me all the money in the register." "Phew." "HEY! Where do you think you're going?" "Huh? I just payed for gas, Im outchea." "No the hell you not. Put your hands on your head and kneel." "Nah ion do that gay shit." "Do you even understand what kind of situation you're in?" "Sure I do, its a broke ass nigga tryna rob a gas station on the corner." "Guess there's 2 broke ass niggas in here now..." "Bitch you still talking shit?" "EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP! Look nigga, you aint the one calling the shots here. I have the gun, see?" "And?" "Fuck you mean 'and'?" "You're not gonna use it, see I know niggas like you. You probably got a kid or some shit you cant afford so you resort to hittin licks for petty change, but in reality you're a scared little pussy who finnessed his father's handgun to intimidate little school girls into giving you their lunch money. There's nothing scary about you nigga, quit the act." "..." "You gon say something?" "Oh shit, he pee'd his pants! Hahahahaha." "WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ME HUH? YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT." "Well I know you're scared more than anyone else in here since you pissed yourself." "I AINT SCARED, I'M JUST SWEATING FROM MY DICK, ITS HOT IN HERE." "Oh really?" "Really." *cocks gun* "You scared now little bitch? You calling me a pussy?" "Do it." "Huh?" "Shoot me." "..." "????" "Dont test me..." "That's EXACTLY what im doing." "I'll do it!" "Then do it." "IM WARNING YOU!" "DO IT ALREADY." "I SWEAR I'LL DO IT." "THEN DO IT RETARD." "YOU'LL DIE!" "THAT'S THE POINT?" "OK IM DOING IT!" "JUST FUCKING-" *gunshot* "W-w-where am I?" "Hello my child." "Child? Dad?" "We both know that you dont have a dad, Terome." "Then who are you?" "I am the almighty being." "Anime?" "Why does everyone keep saying that?" "Wait, are you God?" "Yes my child." "Woah thats crazy, I was pretty sure my meme page sent me straight to Hell." *to be continued*
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Alive, Bitch, and Dude: Interactive survival comic Can you survived? You awake in the middle night because Continue your sleep scroll down 2 Go check who the fck dare disturb you in midnight scroll down1 When you at the door, you see some shadows of some people in front of your door. Peek outside-scroll down 2 Open the door and scold those bitch scroll down 3 MG!! There's zombie apocalypse! Some ombies break your door and eat your brairn hen you're sleeping. Now you can sleep Dead Better luck next time.. Holy shit!! There are some zombies outside. ortunately you don't open the door. Now they're trying to break your door. scroll down2 Oh shit!!! They're zombies. You're terrified. You can't even scold them Then, they catch you and eat you alive.. Dead Better luck next time.. You're scared and go to the bedroom. Then you hear your door has been broken. You can go outside through your window. But you think you'll need a weapon. Youc to kitchen to take a knife but it's risky since the zombies anarmed, you may not able to encounter zombies out there. Go to kitchen scroll down 2 Get out through window scroll down 1 You did it! Although you go unarmed, you can escape from that zombies. Now, you need to find transportation to get to safe place scroll down 2 You did it! You ran to the kithcen and then quickly grab a knife. Suddenly, a group of zombies come to kill you ->Fight them "YOL-scroll down 2 n away scroll down 3 In the corner of a street, you encounter a zombie. You can't escape from her and you Punch her scroll down 4 -> Kiss her dude what? still scroll You can't fight them! They're too many. You lose and now they'll eat you. Dead Better luck nest time.. You run as fast as possible. Finally you can escape from them. When you walk in the corner of a street, you encounter a zombie. You can't escape from her, but you have a knife. >Just stab her "duh scroll down 1 -> Do a bitch slapscroll down 2 It's super effective! You stab her heart and now she's down. You still need a transportation to get you away from that place. After you walk a few kilometers, you find train station, a SUV car, and a school bus ->Go to the train station -scroll down 2 Steal the car-scroll down 3 Steal the bus sroll down 4 It's not effective! You just made her angry Now face your doom! rled Dead Better luck next time.. What a nice idea, going to train station when zombie apocalypse. Unfortunately, the station had shut r house are chasing you there. You're toco tired to run and then they kill you. Dead Better luck next time.. Survived! WOW! You made it. You can drive the car safelv. You are safe... For now... To be continued... It's hard to drive a bus. Because lack of experience, you lost the and made it crash You die because of that Dead Better luck next time.. Interactive zombie survival comic. If you guys like it, I will make the next part.
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