Ain’t got no time for kids because I wanna be the very best.
Am I doing this right?
We’ll see if she’s got the follow through..
I think I’ve found the one.
Ant afford to f**k up
srsfunny:Ex-post from r/tinder
Pickup line anyone?
Them darned kids
It’s called suave
“I don’t vaccinate my kids because I’m educated”
I don't know why I found this so funny 😂😭💀
Just to point out he took 25 minutes to craft that line https://t.co/HHXZwXDg3Z
<p>First class pick up line</p>
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Thats gonna be a no from me
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