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Bill Clinton, Dude, and Fbi: Did Bill Clinton Fire His FBI Director One Day Before Vince Foster Died? Rating Mixture About this rating What's True President Clinton fired FBI Director William Sessions on 19 July 1993, one day before Deputy White House Counsel Vince Foster, a longtime associate of the Clintons, was found dead of a self-inflicted gunshot wound. What's False There is nothing inherently suspicious about the coincidental timing of Sessions's firing and Vince Foster's death (which was determined to be a suicide) sapphleaf: libertarirynn: sapphleaf: mccarthyites: eltigrechico: Gotta love Snopes! And here I was, an idiot, thinking this post was overly exaggerated for comedic effect Except what Snopes is actually saying is that, while the explicit claim that the death occurred the day after the firing, what’s false is the implied argument—and often explicitly asserted as well—that the two events have any relation.post hoc ergo propter hoc Except it still isn’t a “mixture” because the statement “Bill Clinton fired his FBI director the day before Vince Foster died“ is irrefutably correct. Yeah but it’s still right to point out that implied connection is not based in fact or logic.Yes, the statement at face value is literal truth, but critical thinking means evaluating the truth and validity of the actual argument. Dude are you being serious right now? As a fact checking site it’s not their job to evaluate what “implied connections“ they need to “correct“. The idea is state what’s true and what’s not. Stating that Bill Clinton fired his FBI director before Vince Foster died is not a “mixture“ of truth and falsehood. Period.

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4chan, Apparently, and Ass: Strawberry Cyclops @EarlofWrasslin I'm laughing my ass off at this kindergarten teacher using the same tactics on grown ass men to teach thenm to shower and learn how to cook and be spontaneous and self reliant and not a single person on 4chan could figure that out Ewen 2018: Ewen of the Year Edition @nekoe... So apparently the bar for GMs has just been raised by a lot. Anonymous 57058006 18 hr ago >Playing with female DM done!' stickers on character sheets of players she thinks did a good job that >She places 'great work and well session Literally what does she mean by this? 97.6 kB PNG 31 REPLIES 44 IMAGES REPLY 39 Anon! It's not nice to use outistic as an insult. Iom realy disappointed in you. I have to take away one of your gold stars for that 57059106 Not wonting great work stickers Pleb. r ago hr 57059765 We used to have a DM but he got tired of DMing so we tried out this ad one of us found on a flyer and met her at the library. At first we played at one guy's dorm but she didn't like that because it was messy and we usually wouldn't bother showering sometimes or dressing wel because we didn't care but now we play at her place and she says we have to smell good and be well dressed before she lets us inside. It's a bit annoying sometimes but she calls us handsome when we do and I don't hear that very often 57059520 I don't know what she does for work and she gives out stickers for good roleplaying, clever tactics and letting everyone do something. Everyone gets given at least 1 sticker a session though. And no she hasn't said anything about the other stickers except that she's saving them. Anonymous 57059812 16 hr 57059631 How the fuck do you not know what your DM works as? Anonymous 57059970 15 hr.ago ago Because it's not just that. I like her as a DM but sometimes she'll do really embarrassing things like hold a kareoke contest in game and then play songs from Grease and make us all sing 57059812 I haven't asked her. One guy tried to once but we're not supposed to talk about non game related stuff whern we're playing and she jokingly threatened to take away one of his stickers but she's never done that before so we knew she was actually being serious. At the start she always cooked something but then she offered an extra sticker if we'd do it and gave us some printed laminated recipe sheets so we take it in turns to bring food now. signhereplease: cryptid-sighting: kittykat8311: naamahdarling: I’m losing my fucking mind. oh my god my favorite part is that the guys just go along with it in spite of confusion/misgivings because they don’t want to miss out on stickers. My favorite post
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4chan, Apparently, and Ass: Strawberry Cyclops @EarlofWrasslin I'm laughing my ass off at this kindergarten teacher using the same tactics on grown ass men to teach thenm to shower and learn how to cook and be spontaneous and self reliant and not a single person on 4chan could figure that out Ewen 2018: Ewen of the Year Edition @nekoe... So apparently the bar for GMs has just been raised by a lot. Anonymous 57058006 18 hr ago >Playing with female DM done!' stickers on character sheets of players she thinks did a good job that >She places 'great work and well session Literally what does she mean by this? 97.6 kB PNG 31 REPLIES 44 IMAGES REPLY 39 Anon! It's not nice to use outistic as an insult. Iom realy disappointed in you. I have to take away one of your gold stars for that 57059106 Not wonting great work stickers Pleb. r ago hr 57059765 We used to have a DM but he got tired of DMing so we tried out this ad one of us found on a flyer and met her at the library. At first we played at one guy's dorm but she didn't like that because it was messy and we usually wouldn't bother showering sometimes or dressing wel because we didn't care but now we play at her place and she says we have to smell good and be well dressed before she lets us inside. It's a bit annoying sometimes but she calls us handsome when we do and I don't hear that very often 57059520 I don't know what she does for work and she gives out stickers for good roleplaying, clever tactics and letting everyone do something. Everyone gets given at least 1 sticker a session though. And no she hasn't said anything about the other stickers except that she's saving them. Anonymous 57059812 16 hr 57059631 How the fuck do you not know what your DM works as? Anonymous 57059970 15 hr.ago ago Because it's not just that. I like her as a DM but sometimes she'll do really embarrassing things like hold a kareoke contest in game and then play songs from Grease and make us all sing 57059812 I haven't asked her. One guy tried to once but we're not supposed to talk about non game related stuff whern we're playing and she jokingly threatened to take away one of his stickers but she's never done that before so we knew she was actually being serious. At the start she always cooked something but then she offered an extra sticker if we'd do it and gave us some printed laminated recipe sheets so we take it in turns to bring food now. signhereplease: cryptid-sighting: kittykat8311: naamahdarling: I’m losing my fucking mind. oh my god my favorite part is that the guys just go along with it in spite of confusion/misgivings because they don’t want to miss out on stickers. My favorite post
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Disappointed, Food, and God: Anonymous 57058006 18 hr ago >Playing with female DM -She places 'great work and well donel' stickers on character sheets of players she thinks did a good job that session Literally what does she mean by this? 97.6 kB PNG 31 REPLIES 44 IMAGES REPLY 390 2059310 Anon! Its not nice to use autistic as an insult Im realy disappointed in you. I have to take away one of your gold 57059106 Not wanting great work stickers stars for that ago 57059765 We used to have a DM but he got tired of DMing so we tried out this ad one of us found on a flyer and met her at the library. At first we played at one guy's dorm but she didn't like that because it was messy and we usually wouldn't bother showering sometimes or dressing wel because we didn't care but now we play at her place and she says we have to smell good and be well dressed before she lets us inside. It's a bit annoying sometimes but she calls us handsome when we do and I don't hear that very often I don't know what she does for work and she gives out stickers for good roleplaying, clever tactics and letting everyone do something. Everyone gets given at least 1 sticker a session though. And no she hasn't said anything about the other stickers except that she's saving them. 16 hr 57059631 How the fuck do you not know what your DM works as? AnonymoUs 57059970 15 hr.ago r, ago Because it's not just that. I like her as a DM but sometimes she'll do really embarrassing things like hold a kareoke contest in game and then play songs from Grease and make us all sing 57059812 I haven't asked her. One guy tried to once but we're not supposed to talk about non game related stuff whern we're playing and she jokingly threatened to take away one of his stickers but she's never done that before so we knew she was actually being serious. At the start she always cooked something but then she offered an extra sticker if we'd do it and gave us some printed laminated recipe sheets so we take it in turns to bring food now. twee-lil-lass: rubegoldbergsaciddreams: oh my god what a hero This girl is doing god’s work I swear
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Bailey Jay, Funny, and Target: After every flight, FedEx pilots fill out a form, known as a gripe sheet" to tell mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics fix the problem, and then document their repairs on the form. Here are some actual maintenance problems submitted by the pilots (marked with a "P") and the solutions recorded (marked by an "S") by maintenance engineers, who by the way have a sense if humour. P. Left inside main tyre almost needs replacement. S: Left inside main tyre almost replaced. P Test flight OK, auto-land very rough. S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft. P Something loose in cockpit. S: Something tightened in cockpit. P Dead bugs on windshield. S: Live bugs on back order. P. Auto pilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent. S: Can't reproduce problem on the ground P. Evidence of leak on right main landing gear. S: Evidence removed. P DME volume unbelievably loud. S: DME volume set to more believable level P Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick. S: That's what friction locks are for. P IFF inoperative in OFF mode. S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode. P Suspect crack in windshield. S: Suspect you're right. P Number 3 engine missing S: Engine found on right wing after brief search P Aircraft handles funny S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right and be serious. P Target radar hums S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics. P Mouse in cockpit. S: Cat installed in cockpit. P. Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer. s: Took hammer away from midget. CABAGE or DAMAGE

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Bailey Jay, Club, and Funny: FedEX HumOr Fedx FedEx FedEx After every flight, FEDEX pilots fill out a form, known as a "gripe sheet to tell mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics fix the problem, and then document their repairs on the form. Here are some actual maintenance problems submitted by the pilots (marked with a "P") and the solutions recorded (marked by an "S")by maintenance engineers, who by the way have a sense of humor: P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. S: Left inside main tire almost replaced. P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft. P: Something loose in cockpit S: Something tightened in cockpit P: Dead bugs on windshield S: Live bugs on back order. P: Auto pilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent. S: Can't reproduce problem on the ground. P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear. S: Evidence removed P: DME volume unbelievably loud S: DME voulme set more believeable level. P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick S: That's what friction locks are for P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode. S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode. P: Suspect crack in windshield. S: Suspect you're right. P: Number 3 engine missing. S: Engine found on right wing after brief search. P: Aircraft handles funny. S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right and be serious. P: Target radar hums. S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics. P: Mouse in cockpit S: Cat installed in cockpit. P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer S: Took hammer away from midget. laughoutloud-club: The Fedex Pilots Gripe Sheet

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America, Apparently, and Drake: @SethEverman (must be played without any feeling) <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://saturnineaqua.tumblr.com/post/146247778409">saturnineaqua</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://itsmikuisa.tumblr.com/post/146247674419">itsmikuisa</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://toots-toots.tumblr.com/post/146246022424">toots-toots</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://setheverman.tumblr.com/post/146219566588">setheverman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rainbow-unicorn-monkeyballs.tumblr.com/post/146207416738">rainbow-unicorn-monkeyballs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://killbenedictcumberbatch.tumblr.com/post/146156901723">killbenedictcumberbatch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://anarcho-shindouism.tumblr.com/post/146155646421">anarcho-shindouism</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://open-plan-infinity.tumblr.com/post/146078818625">open-plan-infinity</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://inksartist.tumblr.com/post/145993522153">inksartist</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://melanin-goat.tumblr.com/post/145987060551">melanin-goat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iamhannalashay.tumblr.com/post/145941635965">iamhannalashay</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://setheverman.tumblr.com/post/145929687408">setheverman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>how to create drake’s one dance</p> </blockquote> <p>This was art</p> </blockquote> <p>you can tell he do music</p> </blockquote> <p>This is SO disrespectful to that beat maker. 😩😩😂</p> </blockquote> <p>Why he always exposing drake like this lmfaoooo</p> </blockquote> <p>“must be played without any feeling” wow harsh<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>fucking exposed</p> </blockquote> <p>BYE!</p> </blockquote> <p>why do you people always have to do this??? before making the video i literally thought “wow, i wonder if i could make this song (THAT I REALLY LIKE AND ENJOY) by just using stuff in my house” and then I tried to make it sound as much as the original as possible. why you gotta start drama??? IT’S LITERALLY A 43 SECOND PIECE OF GARBAGE WITH NO DEEPER MEANING - I’M NOT COMING FOR DRAKE OR HIS PRODUCERS</p> </blockquote> <p>Sweetie… I don’t think they’re being serious… Honey calm down. Lol no one thinks you’re coming at drake lol</p> </blockquote> <p>No one’s starting drama, they like it 😁</p> </blockquote> <p>Hey guys, he’s from Sweden, so sometimes the way black folks from the states( or america in general) can sound disproving/disrespectful, even when they dont mean to.</p> <p>a little <i>crossed</i> in translation if you will</p> </blockquote> <p>What the fuck are you guys even talking about lmao&hellip; Just stop. Of course I understand the jokes and stuff, but there are a lot of people out there who apparently don’t, since I’ve had hundreds of angry Drake fans sending me hate because people have been telling them I’m trying to expose Drake. Same with my other Drake video that was on worldstar. I honestly don’t care at all if people send me hate, but I just don’t want to send the wrong message (that I don’t like Drake or his producers).</p><p>Thanks for all the thousands of positive comments though &lt;3 (and what the heck even happened to this post, just go reblog the original one without all the text instead lmao)<br/></p>
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Ass, Children, and Definitely: Suggested Post CARD.Com Sponsorede Love the way you pay with Lisa Frank today! 57 9010 DEBT GOOD JAMES SMIT VISA The Lisa Frank Design CARD.com Visa® Account Card The CARD may be used everywhere Visa de... Sign Up <p><a href="http://sweet-cherry-fairy.tumblr.com/post/142308803089/proudblackconservative-quizzeh" class="tumblr_blog">sweet-cherry-fairy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://proudblackconservative.tumblr.com/post/142308479944">proudblackconservative</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://quizzeh.tumblr.com/post/142308267139">quizzeh</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://slagartehfox.tumblr.com/post/142306827817">slagartehfox</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lion-against-sjw.tumblr.com/post/142305834011">lion-against-sjw</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sweet-cherry-fairy.tumblr.com/post/142305743844">sweet-cherry-fairy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://northdakotaisamyth.tumblr.com/post/142304714224">northdakotaisamyth</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://proudblackconservative.tumblr.com/post/142299502804">proudblackconservative</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>For those moments when you’re old enough to use a charge card but you want to convey that you are emotionally 4 ½ years old. Also why in the world is the sample name “James Smith”? If you ever see a grown ass man using this credit card, run away as fast as you can and call the police because he definitely has a child or three imprisoned in his basement.</p> </blockquote> <p>NO FUN ALLOWED</p> </blockquote> <p>A guy who is confident enough to use a card like this and not give a rats ass about what others think sounds like a cool dude to me</p> </blockquote> <p>Man if someone was paying their total with a card like that, I wouldn’t even recommend our credit card. </p> </blockquote> <p>Damn, I thought PBC was pretty cool before I he went and shit out that turd of an opinion. </p> <p>Maybe he can hang with Dragondicks and Pinkiepony.</p> </blockquote> <p>Yeah I love your stuff PBC but this was just pretty damn stupid, especially the last sentence.</p> </blockquote> <p>It was. A fucking. Joke. Has tumblr literally sucked away your ability to understand the difference between a joke and something to be offended by? Oh yes I obviously really believe that a man with Lisa Frank card as a child rapist. I can’t possibly just making a comment that Lisa Frank is, in general, for children. Clearly everything I post on my blog indicates that this is the sort of thing I would actually say seriously.</p> </blockquote> <p>Woops, apologies then. I’m just used to comments like that being serious.</p></blockquote> <p>Literally .5 seconds on my blog would make it clear that I&rsquo;m about the farthest thing from a misandrist that you can get. I reblog antifeminist and Pro men&rsquo;s issues awareness things regularly. And I still don&rsquo;t know how the hell the post could&rsquo;ve been construed as misandry in the first place. It&rsquo;s a joke about Lisa Frank being for kids, usually little girls, and thus not the sort of thing you would expect a grown man to be using. Would I be a misandrist if I said it&rsquo;s weird for a 30-year-old man to wear a tutu made for six-year-old girl?</p>
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Bailey Jay, Funny, and Target: FedEx HumOr Fed x fedEx FedEx After every flight, FEDEX pilots fill out a form, known as a "gripe sheet" to tell mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics fix the problem, and then document their repairs on the form. Here are some actual maintenance problems submitted by the pilots (marked with a "P") and the solutions recorded (marked by an "S")by maintenance engineers, who by the way have a sense of humor: P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. S: Left inside main tire almost replaced. P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft. P: Something loose in cockpit S: Something tightened in cockpit P: Dead bugs on windshield S: Live bugs on back order. P: Auto pilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent. S: Can't reproduce problem on the ground P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear S: Evidence removed. P: DME volume unbelievably loud. S: DME voulme set more believeable level P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick S: That's what friction locks are for. P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode. S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode. P: Suspect crack in windshield S: Suspect you're right. P: Number 3 engine missing S: Engine found on right wing after brief search. P: Aircraft handles funny. S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right and be serious. P: Target radar hums. S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics. P: Mouse in cockpit S: Cat installed in cockpit. P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer S: Took hammer away from midget.
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Anaconda, College, and Drinking: Four college students from North Carolina State University developed a nail polish that changes color when exposed to date rape drugs, including GHB, Rohypnol, and Xanax. The wearer can stir her drink with a finger. If her drink was tamρered with, she'll know within seconds. ExploreTalent .com <p><a href="http://inwildnessistheworld.tumblr.com/post/131236291022/spookyblackconservative-hey-remember-when" class="tumblr_blog">inwildnessistheworld</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://spookyblackconservative.tumblr.com/post/131226707209/hey-remember-when-tumblr-shot-this-down-because" class="tumblr_blog">spookyblackconservative</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Hey, remember when Tumblr shot this down because “hurr durr we just need ta teach da menz not 2 rape insted!”</p></blockquote> <p>Tips for bar nights:</p><p>-NEVER leave your drink unattended!<br/>-Always have someone you trust nearby.<br/>-Always be aware of your surroundings.<br/>-NEVER accept a drink you didn’t see the bartender pour!<br/>-When you’re not drinking, cover your drink with your hand.<br/>-Trust your instincts. If someone feels shady or off, leave.</p><p>If anyone one knows anything else feel free to add to the list.</p></blockquote> <p>Hey whoa now, stop your victim blaming! Literally all we need to do is make the patriarchy stop teaching men to rape.</p><p></p><p>(In case anyone is unaware I am 100% not being serious)</p>

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Bailey Jay, Funny, and Target: FedEx HumOr Fed x fedEx FedEx After every flight, FEDEX pilots fill out a form, known as a "gripe sheet" to tell mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics fix the problem, and then document their repairs on the form. Here are some actual maintenance problems submitted by the pilots (marked with a "P") and the solutions recorded (marked by an "S")by maintenance engineers, who by the way have a sense of humor: P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. S: Left inside main tire almost replaced. P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft. P: Something loose in cockpit S: Something tightened in cockpit P: Dead bugs on windshield S: Live bugs on back order. P: Auto pilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent. S: Can't reproduce problem on the ground P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear S: Evidence removed. P: DME volume unbelievably loud. S: DME voulme set more believeable level P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick S: That's what friction locks are for. P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode. S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode. P: Suspect crack in windshield S: Suspect you're right. P: Number 3 engine missing S: Engine found on right wing after brief search. P: Aircraft handles funny. S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right and be serious. P: Target radar hums. S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics. P: Mouse in cockpit S: Cat installed in cockpit. P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer S: Took hammer away from midget.
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