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This Personhttp://omg-humor.tumblr.com: Don't message me if... -you listen to the Doors -you have photos of yourself in some sort of forced perspective with a famous landmark -you like drawn mustache fingers -4/5 of your photos are you at a wedding -you have tattoos you can't see without a mirror -you have tattoos that can't be covered (neck, face, hands, etc) -you have piercings that will leave gaping holes in your body forever -you consider yourself bi-sexual but have no interest in a longterm relationship with someone of the same sex -you have any affiliation with any religion -you have photos of yourself covering your mouth, your friend covering their ears, and another friend covering their eyes -you say "yolo", or anything of this ilk -your desire in life is power and prestige -your career, which you worked very hard for, will vanish, to be replaced by children that you suddenly discovered you always wanted -you don't shower daily -you dye your hair light blonde -you want a home-birth -you think you deserve chivalry, rather than earn it, through your own polite demeanour -you talk full volume on your phone in a congested public place -you wear massive headphones -you don't wear your bike helmet -you don't follow traffic laws when biking/driving -you are shocked that people are becoming more cynical -you think world peace is an actual goal of some sort THIS PERSON Probably doesn't have ANY friends. 1 in 3 people will read this and go to TASTE OF AWESOME.COM This Personhttp://omg-humor.tumblr.com

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