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mmkayn: vastderp: lalaland1212: theatre-whovian: vastderp: Meet the Mona Lisa of the Prado, the earliest known copy of Da Vinci’s best portrait. Similarity in the undersketch of the painting indicates that this was very likely painted concurrently with the original Mona Lisa, by a student of Da Vinci. There is much controversy in the art world over the question of whether or not to clean the fragile Mona Lisa, but her sister has been restored and some fairly odd later alterations removed to show the original vibrant colors and lighting. Some details, such as the sheerness of her shawl and the pattern on the neckline of her dress, have become utterly obscured in the original, but in the restored copy they’re perfectly clear. It blows my mind a little bit to look at these two sisters side-by-side and imagine how much vivid detail could be hiding in the Mona Lisa under 500 years of rotten varnish.  THE COPY HAS EYEBROWS Your response to a beautiful piece of artwork done by Leonardo Da Vinci himself is “SHES GOT EYEBROWS”. Alright. All intelligent life has been lost. Yo Snooty McSnotwhine, the Mona Lisa’s vanished eyebrows have been the subject of debate and analysis in the art expert community for hundreds of years, long before your parents squirted water at each other from across the clown car and then honked their bicycle horns to indicate they really wanted to make a smug, insufferable little clown baby together.  this continues to be the best reply to a criticizing comment on this site : mmkayn: vastderp: lalaland1212: theatre-whovian: vastderp: Meet the Mona Lisa of the Prado, the earliest known copy of Da Vinci’s best portrait. Similarity in the undersketch of the painting indicates that this was very likely painted concurrently with the original Mona Lisa, by a student of Da Vinci. There is much controversy in the art world over the question of whether or not to clean the fragile Mona Lisa, but her sister has been restored and some fairly odd later alterations removed to show the original vibrant colors and lighting. Some details, such as the sheerness of her shawl and the pattern on the neckline of her dress, have become utterly obscured in the original, but in the restored copy they’re perfectly clear. It blows my mind a little bit to look at these two sisters side-by-side and imagine how much vivid detail could be hiding in the Mona Lisa under 500 years of rotten varnish.  THE COPY HAS EYEBROWS Your response to a beautiful piece of artwork done by Leonardo Da Vinci himself is “SHES GOT EYEBROWS”. Alright. All intelligent life has been lost. Yo Snooty McSnotwhine, the Mona Lisa’s vanished eyebrows have been the subject of debate and analysis in the art expert community for hundreds of years, long before your parents squirted water at each other from across the clown car and then honked their bicycle horns to indicate they really wanted to make a smug, insufferable little clown baby together.  this continues to be the best reply to a criticizing comment on this site

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Tree espionage: a tale of trees and espionage okay story time: my professor (lovely man, married to our TA, 52", about as So studies trees. it was about three hours into our social sciences course, last lecture before exams, everyone was frazzled and exhausted, so he told us about his most exciting/in-depth research to date to cheer us up. (the few of us who actually showed up were like ok sir im sure its fascinating but in our minds we were totally like its trees what. is. exciting. about trees. You might be wondering the same thing-the acorns? the leaves? the roots? BUT NO. IMMA FUCKIN TELL YA.) ANYWAY we settle in, he had a few pictures loaded up from his field work (we were chuckling at this point.... 'hehehe field work' i giggled to my frend. its trees.) and began to tell his tale. it's long, imma warn you, but.... god. just read it theres an species of tree called the cucumber tree(Magnolia in our region there's only-280 that are registered by the government, yadda yadda yadda, my prof thought that was tragic (i know) but also strange, because when he was writing his thesis about local trees years ago, he kept coming across cucumber trees in really random places. we're talking like etc. IMPOSSIBLE because, according to tree very strictly protected by the govenment, and thus super legai to possess, transport, collect, buy or sell any part of a living or dead member of a listed species if it originates from sources. essentially, the govt takes control over g the trees and anyone who independently raises them is breaking the law (i kno) so he'd ask people "do you have a permit for these trees?" and they were like "uh no, it's just a tree someone sold me,i think it looks nice, are you gonna arrest me?" so he'd be like nah nah nah just tell me who sold it to you" eventually, months/years later, someone did, and turns out it was like this underground sort-of illegal tree dealing club (i know). so my prof went, got a bit of funding from the government, who were getting pissed at independent cucumber tree numbers, and THIS IS WHERE IT GETS INTO THE GOOD SHIT I STS he infitrates the tree trafficking organization. he buys a cucumber tree from an independent nursery, raises it for months, ensures he gets noticed by the traffickers, and then INFILTRATES it and convinces its leader to LET HIM JOIN he has to pay like a steep entrance fee, which he does (and it blows my mind that the government of my country paid money to illegal tree dealers), but then he is given full access to records and maps because they think he's one of them, not now this part blows my mind because the tree lords don't even have to try very hard to find cucumber trees because government agents MARK THE TREES AND DISTINCTLY TAG THEM SAYING THIS IS ENDANGERED DO NOT hangs out with the members so much that he figures out their hit spots". these are where the trees are relatively secluded and unguarded. (he writes all this shit and numbers down for BUT THATS NOT ENOUGH BECAUSE THE GOVT SAYS HES WASTING THEIR FUNDING IF HE DOESNT HAVE PROOF and they are willing to take LEGAL ACTION for misuse of funding (my prof doesn't have the money nore time nor power to take them to court, which would also blow his cover). so my prof literally STAKES OUT a copse of cucumber trees at a recognized wildlife reserve for. DAYS. he camps there, and watches the trees, is about to give up, he's going off an unreliable rumor from the traffickers that a harvester would be going there within the next week. finally, this guy comes and takes the cucumber tree seeds from the CLEARLY MARKED trees by the government, and my prof takes pictures (we are shown these pictures, most of us are speechless at this point). dozens of candid shots of a man my grandpa's age with a grocery store bag, garden shears, and a ladder, clipping away the illegal seeds and then going on his way so my prof has the proof, he's been undercover for months now at this point, he writes up his report, gives it to the government who is likeoh shit", helps them draft up a new LESS COMPLETELY FUCKING OBVious way of marking e wouldn't damage them further, etc.), and then never retuns to the tree traffickers. he'd given them a fake name, address, (so that way there was a full minute of stunned silence from us students at this point, during which he grew more and more nervous (again, he's a muffin) and all of us students are just like whoa. we asked him what happened to the remaining illegal cucumber trees & if he turned the tree dealers in to the government, and that is when he smiles a little bit and shows us the last few pictures. because here's the kicker... he never turned the smugglers in. he burned all the data he collected, defied the government pressuring him to turn them in, and the only reason he's not incarcerated is because his work is so prominent in certain circles now & universities love him, that there would be an uproar if he got arrested. he's like a fucking anti-hero and then he tells us (ill never forget, it's the most inspirational green-thumb thing in the world) "it may be illegal', but those who risk their liberty to-save the world- should never be reprimanded, no matter what we are all stunned. some of us are considering dendrology as a field we'd now be interested in pursuing. he clicks his slide one final time, before we leave our last lecture and, since he had an asthma attack (lil muffin) he didn't attend our exam, so and there, on the slides, the last picture? THERE HE IS. in his own backyard. with his equally lovely TA wife. both grinning GROWN. ILLEGAL. CUCUMBER TREE 72,767 Tree espionage
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captain-snark: blackqueerblog: A middle school in Achille, Oklahoma is closed following violent threats by parents on social media against Maddie, a 12-year-old transgender student who identifies as female and used the girls’ bathroom. Maddie had been using the staff bathroom at her old school but used the girls’ bathroom at the new school because she wasn’t sure where the staff bathroom was. She was then accused of peeping under a bathroom stall. Her mother said it was probably because she “leans very far forward to use the bathroom.” Then the threats began on a private parents’ Facebook group for the school. The parents called Maddie “it” and “thing”, suggested that her genitalia be mutilated to make her female (“a good sharp knife will do the job real quick”). One said it was “hunting season on them kind” and said there was “no bag limit.” Maddie’s mother Brandy Rose said she fears for her life: “These are adults making threats– I don’t understand it. She’s an awesome kid. To see any fear in her, I can’t explain how bad that hurts me for them to hurt her.” KXII reports: “The sheriff said the mother filed a protective order against one parent but no other arrests have been made, however several agencies including the FBI are stepping in to see if any comments constitute a hate crime.” See the screenshots: Sorry to say this but if we have to think about whether or not threatening to cut a 12 year old child is a hate crime means there is no hope for us. What has this nation become when it’s citizens feel they have a right to threaten minorities with no fear of repercussion. The only ringing heard now is the death knell of freedom.. Savages… What blows my mind is the cognitive dissonance that says“children are innocent and we, as their parents and guardians, need to protect them from deviants”but also“This minor, a young child, deserves to be violently assaulted”2+2=5?If you gave a fuck about anything other than being a hateful bigot you’d blame her parents for “allowing” her to “be transgender”. You’d feel compassion for this poor child who has been brainwashed by their deviant parents. Nope. Y’all just want to be vile human garbage and anyone that suggests this isn’t hate speech and worth being prosecuted over needs to be slapped into reality.: 0 Towleroad @tird Follow School Closed After Parents Declare Hunting Season' on 12-Year-Old Transgender Student 'A Good Knife Will Do the Job' tlrd.us /2OC32YZ 6:10 AM 14 Aug 2018 ▼ 合颀钮谈遮 1.368 Retweets 1,833 Likes captain-snark: blackqueerblog: A middle school in Achille, Oklahoma is closed following violent threats by parents on social media against Maddie, a 12-year-old transgender student who identifies as female and used the girls’ bathroom. Maddie had been using the staff bathroom at her old school but used the girls’ bathroom at the new school because she wasn’t sure where the staff bathroom was. She was then accused of peeping under a bathroom stall. Her mother said it was probably because she “leans very far forward to use the bathroom.” Then the threats began on a private parents’ Facebook group for the school. The parents called Maddie “it” and “thing”, suggested that her genitalia be mutilated to make her female (“a good sharp knife will do the job real quick”). One said it was “hunting season on them kind” and said there was “no bag limit.” Maddie’s mother Brandy Rose said she fears for her life: “These are adults making threats– I don’t understand it. She’s an awesome kid. To see any fear in her, I can’t explain how bad that hurts me for them to hurt her.” KXII reports: “The sheriff said the mother filed a protective order against one parent but no other arrests have been made, however several agencies including the FBI are stepping in to see if any comments constitute a hate crime.” See the screenshots: Sorry to say this but if we have to think about whether or not threatening to cut a 12 year old child is a hate crime means there is no hope for us. What has this nation become when it’s citizens feel they have a right to threaten minorities with no fear of repercussion. The only ringing heard now is the death knell of freedom.. Savages… What blows my mind is the cognitive dissonance that says“children are innocent and we, as their parents and guardians, need to protect them from deviants”but also“This minor, a young child, deserves to be violently assaulted”2+2=5?If you gave a fuck about anything other than being a hateful bigot you’d blame her parents for “allowing” her to “be transgender”. You’d feel compassion for this poor child who has been brainwashed by their deviant parents. Nope. Y’all just want to be vile human garbage and anyone that suggests this isn’t hate speech and worth being prosecuted over needs to be slapped into reality.
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<p><a href="https://themilitaryindustrialcomplex.tumblr.com/post/171603577542/libertarirynn-rightwingmischling" class="tumblr_blog">themilitaryindustrialcomplex</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/171603163994/rightwingmischling-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://rightwingmischling.tumblr.com/post/171602452980/libertarirynn-rightwingmischling" class="tumblr_blog">rightwingmischling</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/171601630809/rightwingmischling-thevoluntaryist" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://rightwingmischling.tumblr.com/post/171595903065/thevoluntaryist-perspectivemax-he-murdered" class="tumblr_blog">rightwingmischling</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://thevoluntaryist.tumblr.com/post/171589116469/perspectivemax-he-murdered-children-just-like-the" class="tumblr_blog">thevoluntaryist</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://perspectivemax.tumblr.com/post/171588620303/he-murdered-children-just-like-the-presidents" class="tumblr_blog">perspectivemax</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>He murdered children just like the presidents before him. Why should he get a day?</p></blockquote> This is the man Illinois is celebrating.<ul><li> <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.politifact.com%2Ftexas%2Fstatements%2F2016%2Foct%2F21%2Fjill-stein%2Fjill-stein-green-party-candidate-correct-about-us-%2F&amp;t=M2FiMjA3YzlhNzU4NTQyMjYzY2I5OTlkZjlkZDk5OGMwYjc2OTlhNixudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">He bombed seven nations at once</a>. Families literally sleep in the same room so if there’s a drone strike they die together. <br/></li> <li>He initiated the habit of <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theatlantic.com%2Fpolitics%2Farchive%2F2012%2F05%2Funder-obama-men-killed-by-drones-are-presumed-to-be-terrorists%2F257749%2F&amp;t=ZmJlNDY5ZjJmYWE2YzRhYTE4NjViYjQxMjQ5YmQ2NzZmNjQwM2M2MixudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">designating all males over 17 as enemy combatants if they’re in the area of targets to “decrease” the civilian death counts</a>. <br/></li> <li>He made it policy that <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FAnwar_al-Awlaki&amp;t=YzYyYzBiNTk4ZmFiMzcwMmNhYmQxNmQ3NDY5MmI1OGJjMWJkZjY2NSxudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">US citizens can be killed if they’re in foreign nations</a>. <br/></li> <li>He made <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FAbdulrahman_al-Awlaki&amp;t=YWMzMjcyMGJjNmU4NWEwMDRjOTY1NDk3ODhjNWY2YmI3ZWM1NmQ4YixudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">teenagers primary targets</a>. <br/></li> <li>He <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.snopes.com%2Fobama-deported-more-people%2F&amp;t=MzU2YWE5Zjc4ODVjMzU5YTY3ZmM5MmJjM2FkYzRlOTI4MGFlZmViMyxudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">deported more people than any other president</a> back to the violence they fled from.</li> <li> He <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.politifact.com%2Fpunditfact%2Fstatements%2F2014%2Fjan%2F10%2Fjake-tapper%2Fcnns-tapper-obama-has-used-espionage-act-more-all-%2F&amp;t=MDhlZDEyMzBjNTUzZDJmM2IzMDZlMmIxZWNkOWY2YTU4N2IzN2U1ZCxudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">prosecuted and jailed more whistleblowers than any other president</a>. <br/></li> <li>He <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.washingtontimes.com%2Fnews%2F2013%2Fapr%2F24%2Fbush-policies-still-alive-in-obama-white-house%2F&amp;t=MjlhNzI5MmFiYTM5ZDdjNzJkZTkwNDg5ZWViODM0ZDZjMGY5YmViNyxudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">continued</a> and <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.alternet.org%2Fstory%2F144449%2Fobama_far_outdoes_bush_in_escalating_war_--_the_numbers_will_surprise_you&amp;t=OGY1MTAxNWY4NmQxMTUyNzViNzdlOTQ4NmNiMWViMzBhZjQ4ZTIyNCxudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">escalated</a> <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fthehill.com%2Fpolicy%2Fnational-security%2F243850-obama-signs-nsa-bill-renewing-patriot-act-powers&amp;t=MjY0NjJjMjUxOTNlN2Q4NWQ0ZTJkY2FkOTY0MDMyN2Y4ZTc3NWE1YyxudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0"> every</a> <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pbs.org%2Fwgbh%2Ffrontline%2Farticle%2Fobama-on-mass-government-surveillance-then-and-now%2F&amp;t=NzljM2UxYWY5NTljZTBhN2E4MjExMjA4MjM1ZmQxMjdjNWUyMWVhMixudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">one</a> of Bush juniors policies and <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.democracynow.org%2F2016%2F10%2F11%2Fobama_is_killing_yemen_a_yemeni&amp;t=MTFjNjhkZTQ1NGQ0NDdkNGZmZTZmMmFiNDRiZDFmZmM3YTFmNmNmOCxudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">associated his name with terror</a> the world over.</li> <li>He <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theguardian.com%2Fcommentisfree%2F2017%2Fjan%2F09%2Famerica-dropped-26171-bombs-2016-obama-legacy&amp;t=MWRhNzU2MDJmMTk0YzQ0NDVkMjk4NTkzMGVlNjZmOTkxYzBjYjg4NixudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">dropped 26,000 bombs</a> in the final year of his presidency.</li> <li>He was the <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Ftheantimedia.org%2Fthat-awkward-moment-when-one-nobel-peace-prize-winner-bombs-another%2F&amp;t=NjM4NDAyYzczYzcwZDAzZGI4ZDAyYTk4NTBhNWQ0MTM1MDkzMDlkZSxudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">only Nobel Peace Prize winner to bomb another Nobel Peace Prize winner.</a> </li> <br/></ul></blockquote> <p>&gt;implying deporting illegas and killing terrorist is bad</p> </blockquote> <p>He killed innocent children you absolute walnut.</p> </blockquote> <p>Did he do it on purpose ? When you are at war civilian get killed. </p> </blockquote> <p>How about the expansion of the NSA? How about ordering drone strikes on American citizens? How about literally every other thing listed up there that you skipped over to go “hurr durr at least he killed terrorists”? Are you fucking serious right now?</p> <p>And to all you clowns saying “other presidents did it too!” no shit. Never said they didn’t. I’m just tired of people kissing Obama’s ass and acting like he’s God’s gift to man instead of a warmonger just because he plays basketball and sounds more eloquent than Trump.</p> </blockquote> <p> “When you are at war civilian get killed.” </p> <p>Yea, maybe, <i>maybe</i> that would be acceptable reasoning in a conventional war between 2 or more nations during times of total war. </p> <p>But the war in Yeman, Iraq, and Afghanistan aren’t total wars, they’re “conflicts”. A good portion of those civilians being bombed have no stake at all in the the wider conflict, most don’t even know who’s fighting and why, they have nothing to do with anything. </p> <p>We just decided to conduct operations in the region for our specific interest and target a very specific group that operates independently from the country’s government and larger populations. We have no right what so ever to kill civilians. </p> <p>That would be like if Russia started putting predator drones over California and said “don’t worry we’re only targeting Bloods”, and then proceeded to bomb random weddings and birthday parties and sporting events on the off chance that one or more individuals in said gathering <i>might</i> be a Blood. </p> <p>And then everyone gets mad and some idiot online says “why are you getting mad it’s a war deaths happen”<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Exactly. It blows my mind to see so-called conservatives actually defend this trash heap for escalating conflict in the Middle East because “muh dead terrorists tho”.</p>: On behalf of the rest of the United States we also accept this holiday Okayplayer @okayplayer It's official! August 4th will now be known as Barack Obama Day' in Illinois. bit.ly/ BODIllinois <p><a href="https://themilitaryindustrialcomplex.tumblr.com/post/171603577542/libertarirynn-rightwingmischling" class="tumblr_blog">themilitaryindustrialcomplex</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/171603163994/rightwingmischling-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://rightwingmischling.tumblr.com/post/171602452980/libertarirynn-rightwingmischling" class="tumblr_blog">rightwingmischling</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/171601630809/rightwingmischling-thevoluntaryist" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://rightwingmischling.tumblr.com/post/171595903065/thevoluntaryist-perspectivemax-he-murdered" class="tumblr_blog">rightwingmischling</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://thevoluntaryist.tumblr.com/post/171589116469/perspectivemax-he-murdered-children-just-like-the" class="tumblr_blog">thevoluntaryist</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://perspectivemax.tumblr.com/post/171588620303/he-murdered-children-just-like-the-presidents" class="tumblr_blog">perspectivemax</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>He murdered children just like the presidents before him. Why should he get a day?</p></blockquote> This is the man Illinois is celebrating.<ul><li> <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.politifact.com%2Ftexas%2Fstatements%2F2016%2Foct%2F21%2Fjill-stein%2Fjill-stein-green-party-candidate-correct-about-us-%2F&amp;t=M2FiMjA3YzlhNzU4NTQyMjYzY2I5OTlkZjlkZDk5OGMwYjc2OTlhNixudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">He bombed seven nations at once</a>. Families literally sleep in the same room so if there’s a drone strike they die together. <br/></li> <li>He initiated the habit of <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theatlantic.com%2Fpolitics%2Farchive%2F2012%2F05%2Funder-obama-men-killed-by-drones-are-presumed-to-be-terrorists%2F257749%2F&amp;t=ZmJlNDY5ZjJmYWE2YzRhYTE4NjViYjQxMjQ5YmQ2NzZmNjQwM2M2MixudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">designating all males over 17 as enemy combatants if they’re in the area of targets to “decrease” the civilian death counts</a>. <br/></li> <li>He made it policy that <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FAnwar_al-Awlaki&amp;t=YzYyYzBiNTk4ZmFiMzcwMmNhYmQxNmQ3NDY5MmI1OGJjMWJkZjY2NSxudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">US citizens can be killed if they’re in foreign nations</a>. <br/></li> <li>He made <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FAbdulrahman_al-Awlaki&amp;t=YWMzMjcyMGJjNmU4NWEwMDRjOTY1NDk3ODhjNWY2YmI3ZWM1NmQ4YixudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">teenagers primary targets</a>. <br/></li> <li>He <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.snopes.com%2Fobama-deported-more-people%2F&amp;t=MzU2YWE5Zjc4ODVjMzU5YTY3ZmM5MmJjM2FkYzRlOTI4MGFlZmViMyxudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">deported more people than any other president</a> back to the violence they fled from.</li> <li> He <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.politifact.com%2Fpunditfact%2Fstatements%2F2014%2Fjan%2F10%2Fjake-tapper%2Fcnns-tapper-obama-has-used-espionage-act-more-all-%2F&amp;t=MDhlZDEyMzBjNTUzZDJmM2IzMDZlMmIxZWNkOWY2YTU4N2IzN2U1ZCxudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">prosecuted and jailed more whistleblowers than any other president</a>. <br/></li> <li>He <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.washingtontimes.com%2Fnews%2F2013%2Fapr%2F24%2Fbush-policies-still-alive-in-obama-white-house%2F&amp;t=MjlhNzI5MmFiYTM5ZDdjNzJkZTkwNDg5ZWViODM0ZDZjMGY5YmViNyxudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">continued</a> and <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.alternet.org%2Fstory%2F144449%2Fobama_far_outdoes_bush_in_escalating_war_--_the_numbers_will_surprise_you&amp;t=OGY1MTAxNWY4NmQxMTUyNzViNzdlOTQ4NmNiMWViMzBhZjQ4ZTIyNCxudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">escalated</a> <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fthehill.com%2Fpolicy%2Fnational-security%2F243850-obama-signs-nsa-bill-renewing-patriot-act-powers&amp;t=MjY0NjJjMjUxOTNlN2Q4NWQ0ZTJkY2FkOTY0MDMyN2Y4ZTc3NWE1YyxudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0"> every</a> <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pbs.org%2Fwgbh%2Ffrontline%2Farticle%2Fobama-on-mass-government-surveillance-then-and-now%2F&amp;t=NzljM2UxYWY5NTljZTBhN2E4MjExMjA4MjM1ZmQxMjdjNWUyMWVhMixudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">one</a> of Bush juniors policies and <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.democracynow.org%2F2016%2F10%2F11%2Fobama_is_killing_yemen_a_yemeni&amp;t=MTFjNjhkZTQ1NGQ0NDdkNGZmZTZmMmFiNDRiZDFmZmM3YTFmNmNmOCxudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">associated his name with terror</a> the world over.</li> <li>He <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theguardian.com%2Fcommentisfree%2F2017%2Fjan%2F09%2Famerica-dropped-26171-bombs-2016-obama-legacy&amp;t=MWRhNzU2MDJmMTk0YzQ0NDVkMjk4NTkzMGVlNjZmOTkxYzBjYjg4NixudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">dropped 26,000 bombs</a> in the final year of his presidency.</li> <li>He was the <a href="https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Ftheantimedia.org%2Fthat-awkward-moment-when-one-nobel-peace-prize-winner-bombs-another%2F&amp;t=NjM4NDAyYzczYzcwZDAzZGI4ZDAyYTk4NTBhNWQ0MTM1MDkzMDlkZSxudjVHdjJkcQ%3D%3D&amp;p=&amp;m=0">only Nobel Peace Prize winner to bomb another Nobel Peace Prize winner.</a> </li> <br/></ul></blockquote> <p>&gt;implying deporting illegas and killing terrorist is bad</p> </blockquote> <p>He killed innocent children you absolute walnut.</p> </blockquote> <p>Did he do it on purpose ? When you are at war civilian get killed. </p> </blockquote> <p>How about the expansion of the NSA? How about ordering drone strikes on American citizens? How about literally every other thing listed up there that you skipped over to go “hurr durr at least he killed terrorists”? Are you fucking serious right now?</p> <p>And to all you clowns saying “other presidents did it too!” no shit. Never said they didn’t. I’m just tired of people kissing Obama’s ass and acting like he’s God’s gift to man instead of a warmonger just because he plays basketball and sounds more eloquent than Trump.</p> </blockquote> <p> “When you are at war civilian get killed.” </p> <p>Yea, maybe, <i>maybe</i> that would be acceptable reasoning in a conventional war between 2 or more nations during times of total war. </p> <p>But the war in Yeman, Iraq, and Afghanistan aren’t total wars, they’re “conflicts”. A good portion of those civilians being bombed have no stake at all in the the wider conflict, most don’t even know who’s fighting and why, they have nothing to do with anything. </p> <p>We just decided to conduct operations in the region for our specific interest and target a very specific group that operates independently from the country’s government and larger populations. We have no right what so ever to kill civilians. </p> <p>That would be like if Russia started putting predator drones over California and said “don’t worry we’re only targeting Bloods”, and then proceeded to bomb random weddings and birthday parties and sporting events on the off chance that one or more individuals in said gathering <i>might</i> be a Blood. </p> <p>And then everyone gets mad and some idiot online says “why are you getting mad it’s a war deaths happen”<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Exactly. It blows my mind to see so-called conservatives actually defend this trash heap for escalating conflict in the Middle East because “muh dead terrorists tho”.</p>
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Get rekt, clown boi: Meet the Mona Lisa of the Prado, the earliest known copy of Da Vinci's best portrait. Similarity in the undersketch of the painting indicates that this was very likely painted concurrently with the original Mona Lisa, by a student of Da Vinci. There is much controversy in the art world over the question of whether or not to clean the fragile Mona Lisa, but her sister has been restored and some fairly odd later alterations removed to show the original vibrant colors and lighting. Some details, such as the sheemess of her shawl and the pattem on the neckine of her dress, have become utterly obscured in the original, but in the restored copy theyre perfectly It blows my mind a little bit to look at these two sisters side-by-side and imagine how much vivid detail could be hiding in the Mona Lisa under 500 years of rotten vamish. THE COPY HAS EYEBROWS Your response to a beautiful piece of artwork done by Leonardo Da Vinci himself is SHES GOT EYEBROWS. Alright. All intelligent life has been lost. Yo Snooty McSnotwhine, the Mona Lisa's vanished eyebrows have been the subject of debate and analysis in the art expert community for hundreds of years, long before your parents squirted water at each other from across the clown car and then honked their bicycle hons to indicate they really wanted to make a smug, insufferable little clown baby together this continues to be the best reply to a criticizing comment on this site Source:vastderp-place. 689,212 notes Get rekt, clown boi

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jumpingjacktrash: winterinthetardis: SO APPARENTLY MY ENTIRE LIFE IS A LIE HOW HAS YOUR GUYS’ NIGHT BEEN i’m sorry to laugh at you but this is adorable and hilarious : Nili @sharknoises 22m MY ENTIRE LIFE IS A LIE 2 7 Nili @sharknoises 21m I WAS JUST EATING DINNER WITH MY PARENTS AND MY MOM ASKS IN FARSI FOR ME TO PASS HER THE REMOTE CONTROL. I WAS LIKE "...WHAT?" Nili @sharknoises 20m MOM: *POINTS TO TONGS* IN FARSI] GIVE ME THE REMOTE CONTROL ME: .YOU MEAN THE TONGS? MOM: YEAH, PLEASE PASS IT OVER. 2 4 Nili @sharknoises 19m AFTER I PASS IT OVER I'M LIKE "WHY DID YOU CALL THE TONGS THE [PERSIAN WORD FOR REMOTE CONTROL]?" & SHE JUST VERY NONCHALANTLY BLOWS MY MIND 4 Nili @sharknoises 18m MOM: [WORD] IS JUST A FILLER WORD, YOU KNOW. I COULDN'T REMEMBER THE WORD FOR TONGS, SO 1 SAID [WORD] ME: WHAT. NO. WHAT? 2 4 Nili @sharknoises 17m FOR 28 YEARS OF MY LIFE, THE WORD IN FARSI THAT I THOUGHT MEANT REMOTE CONTROL WAS ACTUALLY JUST THE FARSI EQUIVALENT OF "THINGAMABOB." WTF 2 10 Nili @sharknoises 16m I JUST SAT THERE, WITH MY MOUTH HANGING OPEN, FOR A SOLID MINUTE. MY MOM WAS LIKE "WAIT... YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS THE ACTUAL WORD FOR REMOTE?" 4 Nili @sharknoises 16m FROM YOU AND DAD!! YOU GUYS CALL IT THAT WORD!!!!!! 4 Nili @sharknoises 14m ME: WELL WHAT'S THE ACTUAL WORD FOR REMOTE CONTROL THEN? MOM: UM..I DON'T KNOW? *SAYS IN ENGLISH WITH A PERSIAN ACCENT* CON-TROL"? 5 Nili @sharknoises 13m AND MY MOM IS JUST LIKE "WHY IS THIS SUCH A BIG DEAL?" LIKE SHE DIDN'T JUST SHAKE THE FOUNDATION OF MY ENTIRE WORLD!!!! 4 Nili @sharknoises 13m WHY IS THIS SUCH A BIG DEAL??" I LEARNED FARSI FROM YOU GUYS! HOW MUCH OF MY KNOWLEDGE OF FARSI IS JUST FAKE WORDS THAT Y'ALL MADE UP????? 4 Nili @sharknoises -11m ME: SO IFI WAS AT SOMEONE'S HOUSE AND I ASK WHERE THE [WORD] IS THEY'D JUST LOOK AT ME LIKE WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? MOM: [LAUGHS AT ME] 91 th 4 Nili @sharknoises-9m ME: WHAT ELSE CAN I NOT TRUST??? WHAT ELSE IS FAKE???? ARE Y'ALL EVEN MY REAL PARENTS???? MOM: [KEEPS LAUGHING AT ME jumpingjacktrash: winterinthetardis: SO APPARENTLY MY ENTIRE LIFE IS A LIE HOW HAS YOUR GUYS’ NIGHT BEEN i’m sorry to laugh at you but this is adorable and hilarious

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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mmkayn.tumblr.com/post/81307142494">mmkayn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vastderp.tumblr.com/post/69926378781">vastderp</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lalaland1212.tumblr.com/post/69925317487">lalaland1212</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theatre-whovian.tumblr.com/post/69818008610">theatre-whovian</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vastderp.tumblr.com/post/69231626089">vastderp</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Meet the <a href="http://www.thehistoryblog.com/archives/14881">Mona Lisa of the Prado</a>, the earliest known copy of Da Vinci’s best portrait. Similarity in the undersketch of the painting indicates that this was very likely painted concurrently with the original Mona Lisa, by a student of Da Vinci.</p> <p>There is much controversy in the art world over the question of whether or not to clean the fragile Mona Lisa, but her sister has been restored and some fairly odd later alterations removed to show the original vibrant colors and lighting. Some details, such as the sheerness of her shawl and the pattern on the neckline of her dress, have become utterly obscured in the original, but in the restored copy they’re perfectly clear.</p> <p>It blows my mind a little bit to look at these two sisters side-by-side and imagine how much vivid detail could be hiding in the Mona Lisa under 500 years of rotten varnish. </p> </blockquote> <p>THE COPY HAS EYEBROWS</p> </blockquote> <p>Your response to a beautiful piece of artwork done by Leonardo Da Vinci himself is “SHES GOT EYEBROWS”. Alright. All intelligent life has been lost.</p> </blockquote> <p>Yo Snooty McSnotwhine, the Mona Lisa’s vanished eyebrows have been the subject of debate and analysis in the art expert community for hundreds of years, long before your parents squirted water at each other from across the clown car and then honked their bicycle horns to indicate they really wanted to make a smug, insufferable little clown baby together. </p> </blockquote> <p>this continues to be the best reply to a criticizing comment on this site</p> </blockquote>: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mmkayn.tumblr.com/post/81307142494">mmkayn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vastderp.tumblr.com/post/69926378781">vastderp</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lalaland1212.tumblr.com/post/69925317487">lalaland1212</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theatre-whovian.tumblr.com/post/69818008610">theatre-whovian</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vastderp.tumblr.com/post/69231626089">vastderp</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Meet the <a href="http://www.thehistoryblog.com/archives/14881">Mona Lisa of the Prado</a>, the earliest known copy of Da Vinci’s best portrait. Similarity in the undersketch of the painting indicates that this was very likely painted concurrently with the original Mona Lisa, by a student of Da Vinci.</p> <p>There is much controversy in the art world over the question of whether or not to clean the fragile Mona Lisa, but her sister has been restored and some fairly odd later alterations removed to show the original vibrant colors and lighting. Some details, such as the sheerness of her shawl and the pattern on the neckline of her dress, have become utterly obscured in the original, but in the restored copy they’re perfectly clear.</p> <p>It blows my mind a little bit to look at these two sisters side-by-side and imagine how much vivid detail could be hiding in the Mona Lisa under 500 years of rotten varnish. </p> </blockquote> <p>THE COPY HAS EYEBROWS</p> </blockquote> <p>Your response to a beautiful piece of artwork done by Leonardo Da Vinci himself is “SHES GOT EYEBROWS”. Alright. All intelligent life has been lost.</p> </blockquote> <p>Yo Snooty McSnotwhine, the Mona Lisa’s vanished eyebrows have been the subject of debate and analysis in the art expert community for hundreds of years, long before your parents squirted water at each other from across the clown car and then honked their bicycle horns to indicate they really wanted to make a smug, insufferable little clown baby together. </p> </blockquote> <p>this continues to be the best reply to a criticizing comment on this site</p> </blockquote>

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