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Boiled Eggs: r/unpopularopinion Posts Posted by u/FriezaAndHoushi 9 hours ago Hard boiled eggs are disgusting I almost died eating one. The crunchy-soft mix is absolutely 305 disgusting. It's like eating a ravioli covered with chips. 67 Comments Share 84% Upvoted Killzone3957 470 points-9 hours ago Youre supposed to remove the shell Imao barathrumobama 246 points-9 hours ago upvoted because OP is too stupid to eat an egg

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Posted by u/FriezaAndHoushi 9 hours ago
Hard boiled eggs are disgusting
I almost died eating one. The crunchy-soft mix is absolutely
305
disgusting. It's like eating a ravioli covered with chips.
67 Comments
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84% Upvoted

Killzone3957 470 points-9 hours ago
Youre supposed to remove the
shell Imao

barathrumobama 246 points-9 hours ago
upvoted because OP is too stupid to eat an egg

Boiled Eggs: r/unpopularopinion
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Posted by u/FriezaAndHoushi 9 hours ago
Hard boiled eggs are disgusting
I almost died eating one. The crunchy-soft mix is absolutely
305
disgusting. It's like eating a ravioli covered with chips.
67 Comments
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84% Upvoted

Killzone3957 470 points-9 hours ago
Youre supposed to remove the
shell Imao

barathrumobama 246 points-9 hours ago
upvoted because OP is too stupid to eat an egg

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Boiled Eggs: r/unpopularopinion Posts Posted by u/FriezaAndHoushi 9 hours ago Hard boiled eggs are disgusting I almost died eating one. The crunchy-soft mix is absolutely 305 disgusting. It's like eating a ravioli covered with chips. 67 Comments Share 84% Upvoted Killzone3957 470 points-9 hours ago Youre supposed to remove the shell Imao barathrumobama 246 points-9 hours ago upvoted because OP is too stupid to eat an egg

Boiled Eggs: r/unpopularopinion
Posts
Posted by u/FriezaAndHoushi 9 hours ago
Hard boiled eggs are disgusting
I almost died eating one. The crunchy-soft mix is absolutely
305
disgusting. It's like eating a ravioli covered with chips.
67 Comments
Share
84% Upvoted

Killzone3957 470 points-9 hours ago
Youre supposed to remove the
shell Imao

barathrumobama 246 points-9 hours ago
upvoted because OP is too stupid to eat an egg

Boiled Eggs: r/unpopularopinion
Posts
Posted by u/FriezaAndHoushi 9 hours ago
Hard boiled eggs are disgusting
I almost died eating one. The crunchy-soft mix is absolutely
305
disgusting. It's like eating a ravioli covered with chips.
67 Comments
Share
84% Upvoted

Killzone3957 470 points-9 hours ago
Youre supposed to remove the
shell Imao

barathrumobama 246 points-9 hours ago
upvoted because OP is too stupid to eat an egg

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this made my entire week tbh (@1steviekilner on Twitter): Stevie K @1StevieKilner l don't suppose you've seen those two boiled eggs I left sitting on the kitchen sideboard by any chance? this made my entire week tbh (@1steviekilner on Twitter)

this made my entire week tbh (@1steviekilner on Twitter): Stevie K
@1StevieKilner
l don't suppose you've seen those two
boiled eggs I left sitting on the kitchen
sideboard by any chance?
this made my entire week tbh (@1steviekilner on Twitter)

this made my entire week tbh (@1steviekilner on Twitter): Stevie K
@1StevieKilner
l don't suppose you've seen those two
boiled eggs I left sitting on the kitchen
sideboard by any chance?
this made my entire week tbh (@1steviekilner on Twitter)

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Warming up: You know it's HOT in Australia when.... 1. The best carpark is determined by shade, not distance. 2. Hot water comes out of both taps. 3. You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a good branding iron. 4. The temp drops below 32 degrees C and you feel chilly. 5. You learn it only takes 2 fingers to steer a car 6. You can sunburn through the windscreen of a car. 7. You develope a fear of door handles. 8. You break into a sweat @7am 9. Your biggest bicycle fear is "what ifI get knocked out and end up cooking on the road" 10. You realise asphalt is a liquid state. 11. Farmers are feeding chickens ice to prevent hard boiled eggs. 12. The trees are whistling for dogs. 13. Shopping Centers are temples where you worship Air Conditioning 14. Sticking your head in freezers is consided normal 15. A cup full of ice is considered a great snack 16. A blackout is life threatening because the air con and fans stop working. 17. You keep everything in the fridge, including clothing 18. The effort of towelling yourself off after a shower means you need another shower right away 19. You worry the ceiling fan is spinning so fast it wll fly off and kill you 20. You laugh because you know this list is so accurate. Warming up

Warming up: You know it's HOT
in Australia when....
1. The best carpark is determined by shade, not distance.
2. Hot water comes out of both taps.
3. You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a good branding iron.
4. The temp drops below 32 degrees C and you feel chilly.
5. You learn it only takes 2 fingers to steer a car
6. You can sunburn through the windscreen of a car.
7. You develope a fear of door handles.
8. You break into a sweat @7am
9. Your biggest bicycle fear is "what ifI get knocked out and
end up cooking on the road"
10. You realise asphalt is a liquid state.
11. Farmers are feeding chickens ice to prevent hard boiled eggs.
12. The trees are whistling for dogs.
13. Shopping Centers are temples where you worship
Air Conditioning
14. Sticking your head in freezers is consided normal
15. A cup full of ice is considered a great snack
16. A blackout is life threatening because the air con and fans
stop working.
17. You keep everything in the fridge, including clothing
18. The effort of towelling yourself off after a shower means
you need another shower right away
19. You worry the ceiling fan is spinning so fast it wll fly off
and kill you
20. You laugh because you know this list is so accurate.
Warming up

Warming up: You know it's HOT
in Australia when....
1. The best carpark is determined by shade, not distance.
2. Hot water comes out of both taps.
3. You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a good branding iron.
4. The temp drops below 32 degrees C and you feel chilly.
5. You learn it only takes 2 fingers to steer a car
6. You can sunburn through the windscreen of a car.
7. You develope a fear of door handles.
8. You break into a sweat @7am
9. Your biggest bicycle fear is "what ifI get knocked out and
end up cooking on the road"
10. You realise asphalt is a liquid state.
11. Farmers are feeding chickens ice to prevent hard boiled eggs.
12. The trees are whistling for dogs.
13. Shopping Centers are temples where you worship
Air Conditioning
14. Sticking your head in freezers is consided normal
15. A cup full of ice is considered a great snack
16. A blackout is life threatening because the air con and fans
stop working.
17. You keep everything in the fridge, including clothing
18. The effort of towelling yourself off after a shower means
you need another shower right away
19. You worry the ceiling fan is spinning so fast it wll fly off
and kill you
20. You laugh because you know this list is so accurate.
Warming up

Warming up

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30-minute-memes: Crows.: glumshoe I used to feed the crows on campus every day because it was easier than making human friends (I had one already - and Robin likes crows as much as I do). Pretty soon, they figured out where I lived and would alight upon my dorm windowsill and watch me. I offered them only healthy things, like leftover fish, hard boiled eggs, nuts, suet, and dog food. They were already habituated to humans and had no fear of us, and I figured it was better to feed them real food instead of the french fries they'd get tossed. It only got weird when people began to notice that crows would follow me to class. Two in particular would fly alongside me as I walked across campus, landing and cawing for treats and keeping pace with me. Sometimes people would try to scare them off and I'd have to explain that Heinrich and Fatima weren't bad omens signaling my doom, just spoiled little brats. matchafinn i want this strong of a relationship Imao 30-minute-memes: Crows.

30-minute-memes:

Crows.: glumshoe
I used to feed the crows on campus every day because it was easier than
making human friends (I had one already - and Robin likes crows as much as I
do). Pretty soon, they figured out where I lived and would alight upon my dorm
windowsill and watch me. I offered them only healthy things, like leftover fish,
hard boiled eggs, nuts, suet, and dog food. They were already habituated to
humans and had no fear of us, and I figured it was better to feed them real food
instead of the french fries they'd get tossed.
It only got weird when people began to notice that crows would follow me to
class. Two in particular would fly alongside me as I walked across campus,
landing and cawing for treats and keeping pace with me. Sometimes people
would try to scare them off and I'd have to explain that Heinrich and Fatima
weren't bad omens signaling my doom, just spoiled little brats.
matchafinn
i want this strong of a relationship Imao
30-minute-memes:

Crows.

30-minute-memes:

Crows.: glumshoe
I used to feed the crows on campus every day because it was easier than
making human friends (I had one already - and Robin likes crows as much as I
do). Pretty soon, they figured out where I lived and would alight upon my dorm
windowsill and watch me. I offered them only healthy things, like leftover fish,
hard boiled eggs, nuts, suet, and dog food. They were already habituated to
humans and had no fear of us, and I figured it was better to feed them real food
instead of the french fries they'd get tossed.
It only got weird when people began to notice that crows would follow me to
class. Two in particular would fly alongside me as I walked across campus,
landing and cawing for treats and keeping pace with me. Sometimes people
would try to scare them off and I'd have to explain that Heinrich and Fatima
weren't bad omens signaling my doom, just spoiled little brats.
matchafinn
i want this strong of a relationship Imao
30-minute-memes:

Crows.

30-minute-memes: Crows.

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Crows.: glumshoe I used to feed the crows on campus every day because it was easier than making human friends (I had one already - and Robin likes crows as much as I do). Pretty soon, they figured out where I lived and would alight upon my dorm windowsill and watch me. I offered them only healthy things, like leftover fish, hard boiled eggs, nuts, suet, and dog food. They were already habituated to humans and had no fear of us, and I figured it was better to feed them real food instead of the french fries they'd get tossed. It only got weird when people began to notice that crows would follow me to class. Two in particular would fly alongside me as I walked across campus, landing and cawing for treats and keeping pace with me. Sometimes people would try to scare them off and I'd have to explain that Heinrich and Fatima weren't bad omens signaling my doom, just spoiled little brats. matchafinn i want this strong of a relationship Imao Crows.

Crows.: glumshoe
I used to feed the crows on campus every day because it was easier than
making human friends (I had one already - and Robin likes crows as much as I
do). Pretty soon, they figured out where I lived and would alight upon my dorm
windowsill and watch me. I offered them only healthy things, like leftover fish,
hard boiled eggs, nuts, suet, and dog food. They were already habituated to
humans and had no fear of us, and I figured it was better to feed them real food
instead of the french fries they'd get tossed.
It only got weird when people began to notice that crows would follow me to
class. Two in particular would fly alongside me as I walked across campus,
landing and cawing for treats and keeping pace with me. Sometimes people
would try to scare them off and I'd have to explain that Heinrich and Fatima
weren't bad omens signaling my doom, just spoiled little brats.
matchafinn
i want this strong of a relationship Imao
Crows.

Crows.: glumshoe
I used to feed the crows on campus every day because it was easier than
making human friends (I had one already - and Robin likes crows as much as I
do). Pretty soon, they figured out where I lived and would alight upon my dorm
windowsill and watch me. I offered them only healthy things, like leftover fish,
hard boiled eggs, nuts, suet, and dog food. They were already habituated to
humans and had no fear of us, and I figured it was better to feed them real food
instead of the french fries they'd get tossed.
It only got weird when people began to notice that crows would follow me to
class. Two in particular would fly alongside me as I walked across campus,
landing and cawing for treats and keeping pace with me. Sometimes people
would try to scare them off and I'd have to explain that Heinrich and Fatima
weren't bad omens signaling my doom, just spoiled little brats.
matchafinn
i want this strong of a relationship Imao
Crows.

Crows.

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Crows.: glumshoe I used to feed the crows on campus every day because it was easier than making human friends (I had one already - and Robin likes crows as much as I do). Pretty soon, they figured out where I lived and would alight upon my dorm windowsill and watch me. I offered them only healthy things, like leftover fish, hard boiled eggs, nuts, suet, and dog food. They were already habituated to humans and had no fear of us, and I figured it was better to feed them real food instead of the french fries they'd get tossed. It only got weird when people began to notice that crows would follow me to class. Two in particular would fly alongside me as I walked across campus, landing and cawing for treats and keeping pace with me. Sometimes people would try to scare them off and I'd have to explain that Heinrich and Fatima weren't bad omens signaling my doom, just spoiled little brats. matchafinn i want this strong of a relationship Imao Crows.

Crows.: glumshoe
I used to feed the crows on campus every day because it was easier than
making human friends (I had one already - and Robin likes crows as much as I
do). Pretty soon, they figured out where I lived and would alight upon my dorm
windowsill and watch me. I offered them only healthy things, like leftover fish,
hard boiled eggs, nuts, suet, and dog food. They were already habituated to
humans and had no fear of us, and I figured it was better to feed them real food
instead of the french fries they'd get tossed.
It only got weird when people began to notice that crows would follow me to
class. Two in particular would fly alongside me as I walked across campus,
landing and cawing for treats and keeping pace with me. Sometimes people
would try to scare them off and I'd have to explain that Heinrich and Fatima
weren't bad omens signaling my doom, just spoiled little brats.
matchafinn
i want this strong of a relationship Imao
Crows.

Crows.: glumshoe
I used to feed the crows on campus every day because it was easier than
making human friends (I had one already - and Robin likes crows as much as I
do). Pretty soon, they figured out where I lived and would alight upon my dorm
windowsill and watch me. I offered them only healthy things, like leftover fish,
hard boiled eggs, nuts, suet, and dog food. They were already habituated to
humans and had no fear of us, and I figured it was better to feed them real food
instead of the french fries they'd get tossed.
It only got weird when people began to notice that crows would follow me to
class. Two in particular would fly alongside me as I walked across campus,
landing and cawing for treats and keeping pace with me. Sometimes people
would try to scare them off and I'd have to explain that Heinrich and Fatima
weren't bad omens signaling my doom, just spoiled little brats.
matchafinn
i want this strong of a relationship Imao
Crows.

Crows.

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Crows.: glumshoe I used to feed the crows on campus every day because it was easier than making human friends (I had one already - and Robin likes crows as much as I do). Pretty soon, they figured out where I lived and would alight upon my dorm windowsill and watch me. I offered them only healthy things, like leftover fish, hard boiled eggs, nuts, suet, and dog food. They were already habituated to humans and had no fear of us, and I figured it was better to feed them real food instead of the french fries they'd get tossed. It only got weird when people began to notice that crows would follow me to class. Two in particular would fly alongside me as I walked across campus, landing and cawing for treats and keeping pace with me. Sometimes people would try to scare them off and I'd have to explain that Heinrich and Fatima weren't bad omens signaling my doom, just spoiled little brats. matchafinn i want this strong of a relationship Imao Crows.

Crows.: glumshoe
I used to feed the crows on campus every day because it was easier than
making human friends (I had one already - and Robin likes crows as much as I
do). Pretty soon, they figured out where I lived and would alight upon my dorm
windowsill and watch me. I offered them only healthy things, like leftover fish,
hard boiled eggs, nuts, suet, and dog food. They were already habituated to
humans and had no fear of us, and I figured it was better to feed them real food
instead of the french fries they'd get tossed.
It only got weird when people began to notice that crows would follow me to
class. Two in particular would fly alongside me as I walked across campus,
landing and cawing for treats and keeping pace with me. Sometimes people
would try to scare them off and I'd have to explain that Heinrich and Fatima
weren't bad omens signaling my doom, just spoiled little brats.
matchafinn
i want this strong of a relationship Imao
Crows.

Crows.: glumshoe
I used to feed the crows on campus every day because it was easier than
making human friends (I had one already - and Robin likes crows as much as I
do). Pretty soon, they figured out where I lived and would alight upon my dorm
windowsill and watch me. I offered them only healthy things, like leftover fish,
hard boiled eggs, nuts, suet, and dog food. They were already habituated to
humans and had no fear of us, and I figured it was better to feed them real food
instead of the french fries they'd get tossed.
It only got weird when people began to notice that crows would follow me to
class. Two in particular would fly alongside me as I walked across campus,
landing and cawing for treats and keeping pace with me. Sometimes people
would try to scare them off and I'd have to explain that Heinrich and Fatima
weren't bad omens signaling my doom, just spoiled little brats.
matchafinn
i want this strong of a relationship Imao
Crows.

Crows.

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Boiled Eggs: r/unpopularopinion Posts Posted by u/FriezaAndHoushi 9 hours ago Hard boiled eggs are disgusting I almost died eating one. The crunchy-soft mix is absolutely 305 disgusting. It's like eating a ravioli covered with chips. 67 Comments Share 84% Upvoted Killzone3957 470 points-9 hours ago Youre supposed to remove the shell Imao barathrumobama 246 points-9 hours ago upvoted because OP is too stupid to eat an egg

Boiled Eggs: r/unpopularopinion
Posts
Posted by u/FriezaAndHoushi 9 hours ago
Hard boiled eggs are disgusting
I almost died eating one. The crunchy-soft mix is absolutely
305
disgusting. It's like eating a ravioli covered with chips.
67 Comments
Share
84% Upvoted

Killzone3957 470 points-9 hours ago
Youre supposed to remove the
shell Imao

barathrumobama 246 points-9 hours ago
upvoted because OP is too stupid to eat an egg

Boiled Eggs: r/unpopularopinion
Posts
Posted by u/FriezaAndHoushi 9 hours ago
Hard boiled eggs are disgusting
I almost died eating one. The crunchy-soft mix is absolutely
305
disgusting. It's like eating a ravioli covered with chips.
67 Comments
Share
84% Upvoted

Killzone3957 470 points-9 hours ago
Youre supposed to remove the
shell Imao

barathrumobama 246 points-9 hours ago
upvoted because OP is too stupid to eat an egg

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I enjoy boiled eggs in many ways, though I hate peeling them.: WHEN YOUARE PEELINGABOILED EGG ANDTHESHELL NEARLY COMES OFFINONE PIECE imgflip.conm I enjoy boiled eggs in many ways, though I hate peeling them.

I enjoy boiled eggs in many ways, though I hate peeling them.: WHEN YOUARE PEELINGABOILED EGG
ANDTHESHELL NEARLY
COMES OFFINONE PIECE
imgflip.conm
I enjoy boiled eggs in many ways, though I hate peeling them.

I enjoy boiled eggs in many ways, though I hate peeling them.: WHEN YOUARE PEELINGABOILED EGG
ANDTHESHELL NEARLY
COMES OFFINONE PIECE
imgflip.conm
I enjoy boiled eggs in many ways, though I hate peeling them.

I enjoy boiled eggs in many ways, though I hate peeling them.

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do u guys like hard or soft boiled i like SOFT very soft: r/unpopularopinion . 2h 1 Hard boiled eggs are disgusting I almost died eating one. The crunchy-soft mix is absolutely disgusting. It's like eating a ravioli covered with chips. 會25 甲16 Share BEST COMMENTS ▼ 2h Youre supposed to remove the shell Imao do u guys like hard or soft boiled i like SOFT very soft

do u guys like hard or soft boiled i like SOFT very soft: r/unpopularopinion
. 2h
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Hard boiled eggs are disgusting
I almost died eating one. The crunchy-soft mix
is absolutely disgusting. It's like eating a ravioli
covered with chips.
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甲16
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BEST COMMENTS ▼
2h
Youre supposed to remove the
shell Imao
do u guys like hard or soft boiled i like SOFT very soft

do u guys like hard or soft boiled i like SOFT very soft: r/unpopularopinion
. 2h
1
Hard boiled eggs are disgusting
I almost died eating one. The crunchy-soft mix
is absolutely disgusting. It's like eating a ravioli
covered with chips.
會25
甲16
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BEST COMMENTS ▼
2h
Youre supposed to remove the
shell Imao
do u guys like hard or soft boiled i like SOFT very soft

do u guys like hard or soft boiled i like SOFT very soft

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Australia right now in a heat wave. It hit 52 degrees Celsius (126 Fahrenheit) today, in the shade!!!: You know it's HOT in Australia when.... 1. The best carpark is determined by shade, not distance. 2. Hot water comes out of both taps. 3. You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a good branding iron. 4. The temp drops below 32 degrees C and you feel chilly. 5. You learn it only takes 2 fingers to steer a car. 6. You can sunburn through the windscreen of a car. 7. You develope a fear of door handles. 8. You break into a sweat @7am 9. Your biggest bicycle fear is "what if I get knocked out and end up cooking on the road". 10. You realise asphalt is a liquid state. 11. Farmers are feeding chickens ice to prevent hard boiled eggs. 12. The trees are whistling for dogs. 13. Shopping Centers are temples where you worship Air Conditioning 14. Sticking your head in freezers is consided normal 15. A cup full of ice is considered a great snack 16. A blackout is life threatening because the air con and fans stop working. 17. You keep everything in the fridge, including clothing 18. The effort of towelling yourself off after a shower means you need another shower right away 19. You worry the ceiling fan is spinning so fast it will fly off and kill you 20. You laugh because you know this list is so accurate. Australia right now in a heat wave. It hit 52 degrees Celsius (126 Fahrenheit) today, in the shade!!!

Australia right now in a heat wave. It hit 52 degrees Celsius (126 Fahrenheit) today, in the shade!!!: You know it's HOT
in Australia when....
1. The best carpark is determined by shade, not distance.
2. Hot water comes out of both taps.
3. You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a good branding iron.
4. The temp drops below 32 degrees C and you feel chilly.
5. You learn it only takes 2 fingers to steer a car.
6. You can sunburn through the windscreen of a car.
7. You develope a fear of door handles.
8. You break into a sweat @7am
9. Your biggest bicycle fear is "what if I get knocked out and
end up cooking on the road".
10. You realise asphalt is a liquid state.
11. Farmers are feeding chickens ice to prevent hard boiled eggs.
12. The trees are whistling for dogs.
13. Shopping Centers are temples where you worship
Air Conditioning
14. Sticking your head in freezers is consided normal
15. A cup full of ice is considered a great snack
16. A blackout is life threatening because the air con and fans
stop working.
17. You keep everything in the fridge, including clothing
18. The effort of towelling yourself off after a shower means
you need another shower right away
19. You worry the ceiling fan is spinning so fast it will fly off
and kill you
20. You laugh because you know this list is so accurate.
Australia right now in a heat wave. It hit 52 degrees Celsius (126 Fahrenheit) today, in the shade!!!

Australia right now in a heat wave. It hit 52 degrees Celsius (126 Fahrenheit) today, in the shade!!!: You know it's HOT
in Australia when....
1. The best carpark is determined by shade, not distance.
2. Hot water comes out of both taps.
3. You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a good branding iron.
4. The temp drops below 32 degrees C and you feel chilly.
5. You learn it only takes 2 fingers to steer a car.
6. You can sunburn through the windscreen of a car.
7. You develope a fear of door handles.
8. You break into a sweat @7am
9. Your biggest bicycle fear is "what if I get knocked out and
end up cooking on the road".
10. You realise asphalt is a liquid state.
11. Farmers are feeding chickens ice to prevent hard boiled eggs.
12. The trees are whistling for dogs.
13. Shopping Centers are temples where you worship
Air Conditioning
14. Sticking your head in freezers is consided normal
15. A cup full of ice is considered a great snack
16. A blackout is life threatening because the air con and fans
stop working.
17. You keep everything in the fridge, including clothing
18. The effort of towelling yourself off after a shower means
you need another shower right away
19. You worry the ceiling fan is spinning so fast it will fly off
and kill you
20. You laugh because you know this list is so accurate.
Australia right now in a heat wave. It hit 52 degrees Celsius (126 Fahrenheit) today, in the shade!!!

Australia right now in a heat wave. It hit 52 degrees Celsius (126 Fahrenheit) today, in the shade!!!

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<p>He Was Shocked When She Told Him To Do This In The Kitchen. But What Followed Is Genius.</p>: HE WAS SHOCKED WHEN SHE TOLD HIM TO DO THIS IN THE KITCHEN. BUT WHAT FOLLOWED IS GENIUS. She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T'shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, "you've got to make love to me this very moment" My eyes lit up as I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day" Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck. Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "what was that about" She explained, "The EGG TIMER'S broken" <p>He Was Shocked When She Told Him To Do This In The Kitchen. But What Followed Is Genius.</p>

<p>He Was Shocked When She Told Him To Do This In The Kitchen. But What Followed Is Genius.</p>: HE WAS SHOCKED WHEN SHE TOLD HIM TO DO THIS IN
THE KITCHEN. BUT WHAT FOLLOWED IS GENIUS.
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing
our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for
breakfast, wearing only the 'T'shirt that she
normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake,
she turned to me and said softly, "you've got to
make love to me this very moment"
My eyes lit up as I thought, "I am either still
dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day"
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced
her and then gave it my all; right there on the
kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned
to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.
Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "what
was that about"
She explained, "The EGG TIMER'S broken"
<p>He Was Shocked When She Told Him To Do This In The Kitchen. But What Followed Is Genius.</p>

<p>He Was Shocked When She Told Him To Do This In The Kitchen. But What Followed Is Genius.</p>: HE WAS SHOCKED WHEN SHE TOLD HIM TO DO THIS IN
THE KITCHEN. BUT WHAT FOLLOWED IS GENIUS.
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing
our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for
breakfast, wearing only the 'T'shirt that she
normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake,
she turned to me and said softly, "you've got to
make love to me this very moment"
My eyes lit up as I thought, "I am either still
dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day"
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced
her and then gave it my all; right there on the
kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned
to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.
Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "what
was that about"
She explained, "The EGG TIMER'S broken"
<p>He Was Shocked When She Told Him To Do This In The Kitchen. But What Followed Is Genius.</p>

<p>He Was Shocked When She Told Him To Do This In The Kitchen. But What Followed Is Genius.</p>

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