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Books, Children, and Chill: sondsheim: bakuryobaku sondsheim reblog and put the highest library late fee you've ever paid in the tags Ok so the highest I have paid is $20 the highest I have is $5000 and still counting and I'm never going back to Louisiana again There's gotta be a good story behind that $5000 fine Ok kiddo's sit the heckety down and hold onto your hats and broomsticks. The year is 2006. The setting, hick- fuckville Louisiana. I am but a humble child sitting in my local library reading all of the books that my school library banned, but they kept in the local library to adults, so that way they can "warn them, becouse if your child is reading these books they are possessed by show tan. This is the place where I got my first copy of Ann Rice's "Interview with the Vampire" which had all if my favorite things, a male/male relationship, vampires, the Victorian age, and best of all half of it takes place in uck-hickville Louisiana (not to be confused with Hick Fuckville, Louisiana). I have by me all of the books on the "don't let your child read this or they will become a sodomite" list. I am fucking having a blast, when guess who walks the flip flopity right up to me. That's right Pastor AssFuck McGee. And he goes "child, these books are not for children." To which I reply by saying nothing, picking up each book and checking them out. I walk out if the library, and I decide. Fuck you pastor AssFuck McGee. I am gonna read all if these books. 1 month later, my parents decide it's time to move, again. I'm chill with this. I hate this town. I hate this state. And I hate Paster AssFuck McGee and I don't even go to his church, but Kasey who sits by me during lunch does and she says that he's a "bleepity bleeping dumb slut" and I don't know how Kasey knows that Pastor AssFuck McGee is a slut, but I trust her opinion on it, and while I normally don't shame people for their sex lives I was willing to make an exception just for Pastor AssFuck McGee However, if we move I have to return my library books But I can't. I haven't finished reading all fucking 23 books, 2 magazines, and the informational pamphlet on th control. So I decided I hated Pastor AssFuck McGee and loved books more than I cared about the law. So l packed all of the library books up and move with them. I said fuck it. I'm gonna steal all of this. I was sure as fuck about to commit my first felony. We move to Arizona. I get enrolled into a new school one day in the snazy new computer lab I boot up the computer, that terrible fucking dial up noise hurts my ears and I'm convinced God isn't real, becouse if he was he wouldn't allow for that God awful fucking noise. I sign on to my AOL. I have an email. It's from the library in Louisiana. My books are late. I delete the email. I delete the email every week when they send it out. Fast forward too late 2016. I am feeling the nostalgic, I decide to log into my old AOL account I have been on it in over 5 years. I am stunned. I have an email. My books are late. I owe around $5000. I sighn out of my AOL. I never sighn back in. I go to bed that night and I whisper. "Fuck you Pastor AssFuck McGee. mes in this story have been changed to protect individuals) (Na The story of a library fine [x-post r/almostpoetry]
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Anaconda, Run, and Windows: UserBenchmark &POL-UsePL CPU GPU SSD HDD RAM USB FPS COMPARE BUILD TEST lest your PC Compare your speeds MSI Z270 TOMAHAWK (MS-7A68) ADD TO PC BUILD TEST Performance Results YOUR PC Gaming 133% Desktop 101% workstation 84% UFO UFO Aircraft carrier ASave results Copy results User guide </>由 G+ System Motherboard Memory Display OS BIOS Date Uptime Run Date Run Duration Run User MSI MS-7A68 MSI 2270 TOMAHAWK (MS-7A68) (all builds) 13.4 GB free of 16 GB 2.4 GHz 2560 x 1440 32 Bit kolorów Windows 10 20161215 0 Days Aug 22 '17 at 1 216 112 Seconds Overall this PC is performing above expectations (73rd percentile). This means that out of 100 PCs with exactly the same components, 27 performed better. The overall PC percentile is the average of each of its individual components. PC Status With a brilliant single core score, this CPU is the business: It demolishes everyday tasks such as web browsing, office apps and audio/video playback. Additionally this processor can handle moderate workstation, and even light server workloads. Finally, with a gaming score of 103%, this CPUs suitability for 3D gaming is outstanding. Processoir 175% is a record breaking 3D score, it's almost off the scale. This GPU can handle all 3D games at very high resolutions and ultra detail levels. Graphics 87.8% is a very good SSD score. This drive is suitable for moderate workstation use, it will facilitate fast boots, responsive applications and ensure minimum IO wait times. Boot Drive 16GB is enough RAM to run any version of Windows and it's more than sufficient for nearly all games. 16GB also allows for very large file and system caches, software development and batch photo editing/processing Memory POL-User ackground CPU 3% OS Version Windows 10 is the most recent version of Windows, and the best to date in our opinion. when your pc is actually an ufo xD

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Funny, Life, and Target: 29.90 odder Boy There's a boot in my boot bossubossupromode:my ten year old brother sent this to me and literally i have never and will never produce anything this funny in my life

bossubossupromode:my ten year old brother sent this to me and literally i have never and will never produce anything this funny in my life

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Funny, Life, and Target: 29.90 odder Boy There's a boot in my boot bossubossupromode: my ten year old brother sent this to me and literally i have never and will never produce anything this funny in my life

bossubossupromode: my ten year old brother sent this to me and literally i have never and will never produce anything this funny in my life

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Facts, Friends, and Fucking: Music News & Facts @Musicnews feed Follow CupcakKe trying to help out a newly homeless fan who got kicked out of their home for being gay. She's an angel sent from above Tweet F MARILYN MONHOE @CupcakKe_rapper Need a hotel? christian @pilashit @CupcakKe_rapper im homeless my mom just booted me from the house :( yr music is helping me pull through queen...going thru some tough shit 2017-02-15, 11:25 PM 166 RETWEETS 729 LIKES Tweet PS MARILYN MONHOE @CupcakKe_rapper Ask some one you kn that has an ID that's over 21 to check you in with there ID at the hotel and I can pay for it over the phone christian @pilashit @CupcakKe_rapper queen i would but im only 17:( gonna try to stay over at a friends house if i can but nobody picking up :/ 2017-02-15, 11:32 PM 328 RETWEETS 1,450 LIKES Tweet christiann @pilashit AYE Cupcakke was really there for me cant thnk her enough for taking the timee to just check up on me and try and help out. Only luv 4 ha ..oo T-Mobile Wi-Fi 7:04 AM С @ 22%С MARILYN MONHOE @CupcakKe_rapper U over 21 need a hotel? Yesterday 10:26 PM :(no im not over 21 im on 17 but imma try to see if maybe one of my friends will let me stay over Yesterday 10:27 PM Thank u soo much for caring :( its been a hard night...i needed this Yesterday 10:28 PM Let me kn I just want u to be nice warm and safe <p><a href="http://kirbyfanneox.tumblr.com/post/160140929733/artemuscain-gamingandbs-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">kirbyfanneox</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://artemuscain-gamingandbs.tumblr.com/post/160140365064/libertarirynn-hoebutmadefashion" class="tumblr_blog">artemuscain-gamingandbs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/160139453469/hoebutmadefashion-thetrippytrip-cupcakke" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://hoebutmadefashion.tumblr.com/post/157350917038/thetrippytrip-cupcakke-is-for-the-people" class="tumblr_blog">hoebutmadefashion</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://thetrippytrip.tumblr.com/post/157346830331/cupcakke-is-for-the-people-shes-always-been" class="tumblr_blog">thetrippytrip</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><i> Cupcakke is for the people! She’s always been nice to fans .. one time she sent pizza to a fan LOVE her so much.  </i><br/></p></blockquote> <figure data-orig-height="186" data-orig-width="258" style=""><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/cbb875916ac209babf7f8cafba550d3b/tumblr_inline_oliktbyxfJ1qfemna_500.gif" data-orig-height="186" data-orig-width="258"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Never heard of her but kudos.</p> </blockquote> <p>that’s fucking cool</p> </blockquote> <p>I’m not sure how to feel about this because CupcakKe is the mind behind this:</p><figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="304" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DTzuvfy4jFwE"><iframe width="540" height="304" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/Tzuvfy4jFwE?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure></blockquote> <p>Oh wait I have heard that song. Yikes. OK so she sucks but at least she&rsquo;s a nice person.</p>
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Facts, Friends, and Gif: Music News & Facts @Musicnews feed Follow CupcakKe trying to help out a newly homeless fan who got kicked out of their home for being gay. She's an angel sent from above Tweet F MARILYN MONHOE @CupcakKe_rapper Need a hotel? christian @pilashit @CupcakKe_rapper im homeless my mom just booted me from the house :( yr music is helping me pull through queen...going thru some tough shit 2017-02-15, 11:25 PM 166 RETWEETS 729 LIKES Tweet PS MARILYN MONHOE @CupcakKe_rapper Ask some one you kn that has an ID that's over 21 to check you in with there ID at the hotel and I can pay for it over the phone christian @pilashit @CupcakKe_rapper queen i would but im only 17:( gonna try to stay over at a friends house if i can but nobody picking up :/ 2017-02-15, 11:32 PM 328 RETWEETS 1,450 LIKES Tweet christiann @pilashit AYE Cupcakke was really there for me cant thnk her enough for taking the timee to just check up on me and try and help out. Only luv 4 ha ..oo T-Mobile Wi-Fi 7:04 AM С @ 22%С MARILYN MONHOE @CupcakKe_rapper U over 21 need a hotel? Yesterday 10:26 PM :(no im not over 21 im on 17 but imma try to see if maybe one of my friends will let me stay over Yesterday 10:27 PM Thank u soo much for caring :( its been a hard night...i needed this Yesterday 10:28 PM Let me kn I just want u to be nice warm and safe <p><a href="http://hoebutmadefashion.tumblr.com/post/157350917038/thetrippytrip-cupcakke-is-for-the-people" class="tumblr_blog">hoebutmadefashion</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://thetrippytrip.tumblr.com/post/157346830331/cupcakke-is-for-the-people-shes-always-been" class="tumblr_blog">thetrippytrip</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><i> Cupcakke is for the people! She’s always been nice to fans .. one time she sent pizza to a fan LOVE her so much.  </i><br/></p></blockquote> <figure data-orig-height="186" data-orig-width="258" style=""><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/cbb875916ac209babf7f8cafba550d3b/tumblr_inline_oliktbyxfJ1qfemna_500.gif" data-orig-height="186" data-orig-width="258"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Never heard of her but kudos.</p>
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