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Children, Dude, and Fucking: mycravatundone a girl i know told me how a guy she knows once moved out from his parents ate nothing but fries and meatballs for HALF A YEAR, and got scurvy. imagine the doctor's face when this guy shows up with like his gums bleeding and the doc has to fucking say DUDE.... THATS SCURVY.... in this day and age mycravatundone this is turning into a "how a person i know got scurvy" thread and im so here for this, please share your scurvy stories if you have any aquarianconstellations the other day someone posted pics from the reddit page r/zerocarbs where these fools only ate meat and 0 vegetables or fruits and all the posts were about various symptoms of scurvy. i died when one literally read 'i don't want to start the vitamin C debate again but mycravatundone THE VITAMIN C DEBATE elidyce My mother told me all about scurvy when I was five and trying to resist eating pumpkin and let me tell you it's been 35 years and I still get nervous if i go for two days without eating a green vegetable I told my own little picky eater about scurvy, rickets etc and now one of her most frequently requested lunch items is baby spinach, closely followed by carrots I'm not saying everyone should mildly traumatize their children to make them understand that vegetables are vital to ongoing possession of your teeth and organs, but.. no, that's exactly what I'm saying. Go for it. ariadne83 some guys i used to know went on a boys only road trip. they decided they were only going to eat things they could cook on the engine block of the car two of them got scurvy. one of them drank so much jagermeister + red bull that he temporarily lost the ability to see in colour. dexvoarn im sorry he what now Eat yer veggies
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Bad, Bitch, and Curving: AREERS WITH STEM Code STreers Wlth Game-changing jobs Or tomorrow Combining-traditional cultural values with digital technologies p26 JUMP INTO Don't know what to do? Our has ogoga oui qwiz haTODAY'S all the answers p2o City vs Regional 7 very different paths to a coding career p14 COOLEST TECH JOBS eerswithSTEM.com Artificial intelligencel (Creativityl [Cybersecurity) (Start-ups! (Culturel Google MARU NIHONIHO LISY KANIE GAMERS ELISSA HARRIS A FUN, INTERACTIVE EXHIBITION RECOGNISES THE GROUNDBREAKING WORK BY WOMEN IN THE GAMES INDUSTRY e days of gaming being a boys-only zone are well and truly over. Nearly half of all gamers are women and, according to the Australian Bureau of Statistics, the number of women working in the industry rose from 8.7% in 2011-12 to 15% in 2015-16. But there is still a long way to go, and incidents like Gamergate-where female gamers and developers in the US were harassed and threatened for speaking out against sexism-give the industry a bad reputation. An exhibition at the Australian Centre for the Moving Image (ACMI) called Code Breakers: Women in Games aims to change that. Ten female programmers, producers, designers and directors from Australia and New Zealand are featured, and visitors can play their games, which range from big studio releases like Little Big Planet and Tricky Towers through to more experimental titles. As programmer Elissa Harris says in the exhibition, "One of the most important things for a child growing up is seeing people who look like them doing the things they want to be doing. More diversity behind the scenes also leads to more diversity in the games themselves. Protagonists in games used to be mainly men-now there is more variety, in culture and race, as well as gender. For example, Maru Nihoniho's Metio Interactive produces games with Mäori characters, and players can choose to play in English or Te Reo Mãori. And the good news is, Australia is ahead of the curve when it comes to being inclusive. Lisy Kane was the first female hire at League of Geeks in 2014 now the team is 35% women. "The video game industry has definitely identified the gender mbalance problem," she says. "They've accepted it and taken it on board and want to improve it." Code Breakers is at ACMI until November 5. Play the games online at acmi.net.au.-Chloe Walker Careers with Cade 29 Code CODE BITCH
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Bailey Jay, News, and Sorry: Elon Musk Called A Diver Who Helped To Rescue The Thai Boys A "Pedophile" "Sorry pedo guy, you really did ask for it," the billionaire wrote on Iwitter. Posted on July 15, 2018, at 11:16 a.m. ET Remy Smidt BuzzFeed News Reporter Elon Musk is attacking a diver who helped to successfully rescue a group of teenage boys from a Thai cave last week, after the rescuer criticized Musk's mini-submarine he designed to help with the mission iwilleatyourenglish: dekpi: Anyone else getting real fuckin fed up with this guy to expand on this: as rescue teams were racing to save those kids and their coach, elon musk decided to use the crisis as a PR stunt. he tweeted about how he was going to send his engineers to Thailand in order to look like a hero. he threw out ludicrous rescue ideas, including a 3 mile long tube and a small submarine, neither of which had a chance in hell of working. the diver being discussed here is Vern Unsworth. he’s a 63-year-old British caver who lives near and has extensive knowledge of the Tham Luang cave system. Unsworth is the reason the boys were found: he used his knowledge of the caves and deductive reasoning to pinpoint where he thought the team would be. when rescuers followed his directions, they found the boys only 200 meters away. Unsworth also called in the British divers who would go on to first locate the team. he didn’t know these boys, but he remained outside of thebTham Luang cave system for the full 17 days in order to assist in their rescue anyway. he has since rightfully called out Musk for trying to exploit the situation for attention and explained why Musk’s suggestions would never have even worked. Musk responded by throwing a tantrum and, based on literally NOTHING, calling Unsworth a pedophile. source
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Ass, Be Like, and Bless Up: The only glo ups I care about: @DrSmashlove Alright second thing (peep my prior caption for part 1 of this): ladies if Mike making plans with u, he like u. PLANS. PLANS MEAN A RESTAURANT THAT SERVE FOOD. MIKE IN SWEATPANTS AND NIKE FLIP FLOPS at 11:02 pm AIN'T PLANS 😂. U feel me? If he never making plans then he just keeping u warm. If he keeping shit fun, he likely fuck with u and u just give it time and also revert to point 1, above - keep options open - if Ethan who u see in the basement of your building doing laundry who always smile at u finally build up the balls to ask u out, give him a chance - u and Mike ain't married - and make it easy on Ethan, some of these young boys only know how to swipe, they never learned to spit game IRL - tease him a lil bit - tell him he not suppose to leave shit in the dryer for four hours and u could teach him how to time it so he ain't gotta iron - u feel me? Break his balls a lil bit. Go gentle tho some of these young boys are a lil pusspuss so u can't be all "HAHAHA THAT SHIRT IS UGLY WHERE DO U SHOP LOL DEAD WOW BOB SAGET FROM FULL HOUSE CALLED AND HE WANTS HIS SHIRT BACK *DAD* OL 'HEAD OF A HOUSEHOLD' LOOKIN ASS. ALSO, DOCKERS? DOCKER KHAKIS? HAHAHA OLD MAN LOOKIN ASS, GRANDPA MARV LOOKIN ASS, FIX ME A METAMUCIL AND SODA LOLOL." I love a woman who attack me relentlessly, stab me and then twist the knife, and push my buttons until steam coming out of my ears because I'm crazy 🤗 but not all men can handle that 😂. Tease him gently like in a flirty way: "ayeeee u know there's a way to do laundry so it doesn't get wrinkly - if you're lucky maybe I'll teach you some time 😉" then just disappear with your pleasant smelling laundry and a lil switch in your step and fvck his brain up a lil bit u feel me? Have Ethan imagining how he gon ask u out. Then when u see him at the pub up the street be like, under your breath: "AM I GONNA HAVE TO LITERALLY GRAB YOU BY THE DICK AND LEAD YOU BACK TO MY PLACE LOL" and he's like "what??" And you're like "oh I was just saying they got Three Floyds here - I love this place 😀." Fvck with him a lil bit. Leave him a lil something. Ya dig? But just live life and keep options open. God cooked up a plan, jus wait on it 👌. Bless up! 😍
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Abraham Lincoln, Adam Sandler, and Bruno Mars: COACHELLA the surviving cast of Golden Girls APRIL 12TH and 19TH The Beach Boys standing on stage Looking Sad Jay-Z's Hologram A Civil War Re-enactment Not John Cage Limp Bizkit-:) My Dad Playing Various Bass Parts To Deep Purple Songs Santa Clause Karaoke! John Cage Sledding With Tigers Twelve Kittens Walking On A Piano Blue Ivy-A DJ Another DJ-No More DJ's Please kljbsdfzlkinfad The Beastie Boys (Only Playing Pollywag Stew)- Heart Nancy Wilson Singing Heart Songs- Heart's Break-up Black Flag (Really Just Henry Rollins Spoken Word) OFWGKTABUTASFOJSFNVHDJTHDNCJDUEJCUIEJCUENCCHENCHHHHHHHH Joe Biden APRIL 13TH and 20TH The Ghost Of Chrismas Past The Indio Community Wind Ensemble Leonard Cohen (Performing Every Version of Hallelujah) -Satan Jay-Z's Parenting Tips- Woody Allen Live Gladiator Fights Spraynard Tom Brady Slipknot's Percussionists-A Nice Game Of Tag Abraham Lincoln- Joe Arpaio-TBA- A Really Long Open Mic A Screening Of Every Recent Adam Sandler Movie - Hanson Isaac Hanson- Taylor Hanson - Zac Hanson The Brady Kids A Bunch Of Old Punks Complaining That Punk Is Dead- A Bunch Of Kids Killing Punk Music-Rolling Stone (The Magazine) -: Dave Coulier Kim Kardashian (Book Signing) - Ringo Starr's Pro Bowl Band Oprah The US Olympic Rowing Team American Idol's Clay Aiken APRIL 14TH and 21ST Wilson (from Castaway) - Live Taping of Maury Gotye (Police Cover Set) Bruno Mars Police Cover Set)- GWAR (Police Cover Set) The Police (GWAR Cover Set Every Ska Band's Horn Section A 30-minute Slide Show Of Cute Dogs In Pirate Outfits - Everyone Who Has Ever Graduated With A Bachelor's Degree in Music Everybody Mows The Grass at Once -Heart Gets Back Together -A Bunch Of Drunk College Kids (Playing Wonderwall stephenmilkmus: I CANT WAIT FOR COACHELLA

stephenmilkmus: I CANT WAIT FOR COACHELLA

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