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Anaconda, Hello, and Memes: Hello is "Nintendo Switch Bundle Brand New- $300" still for sale? Yes, it's still for sale. Are you interested? Yes!!! But $300 is a little too much.... was thinking more like $100 cash Um, no. It's brand new sealed. It comes with 2 games which are also sealed. You can buy a switch with no games at the store for more than this price not even including taxes. All I have is 100 take it or leave it I already said no, it's brand new sealed. Ok what if you remove the plastic from it and sell it to me for $100 since it won't be new anymore????????? SPEECH 100 Hes got a point via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2Wb4GFq

Hes got a point via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2Wb4GFq

Cute, Hello, and Angel: YOURE LYING. LOOK AT THIS LITTLE BABY ANGEL KWLMSKAMSN MY HEART UM HELLO THIS IS TOO CUTE via: @Ezra.thegoat

Anaconda, Hello, and Money: jaboy 4,751 LIVE SOULJA BOY LOST $100,000 henry11951 Stacks on deck money gang Pacccioooo????? shonna m gogetttit " Unanimous decision filthy.jorge Dracoooooo BRONER Hello Comment Soulja Boy lost $100,000 betting on Adrien Broner last night 😳💸 @souljaboy @adrienbroner @djvontv https://t.co/u8GUEfU3i0

Charlie, Children, and Hello: thomas violence @thomas_violence boy: i hate being poor grandpa: were going to fun factory mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time wait is charlie and the chocolate factory a horror movie?

wait is charlie and the chocolate factory a horror movie?

Hello, Money, and Robert Downey Jr.: LOST AN ARE YOU Robert Downey Jrl is 10 minutes early every day he says hello to every crew member, he's kind, polite, hardworking land] respectful. It shows me that it doesn't matter how famous you get or how much money you make, you should always treat everyone the same and be respectful to everyone He's a really good role model for me to have as a young man in this industry. Why is Tom Holland so wholesome all the time?

Why is Tom Holland so wholesome all the time?

Facebook, Hello, and Memes: Hello boyfriend I caught the bouquet Him: throw it back What a savage 😂 Credit: @kmichaelaj w- Taylor Redman-Facebook

Fucking, Funny, and Hello: (into radio) "Hello Chief? You're not gonna fucking believe this" DUDLEY ATLANTIC AVENUE It’s over, Waldo. (@funny) memesapp

Ash, Fucking, and Hello: Ash @ashcammm guys literally only want one thing and it's fucking nice 2017-10-22, 1:56 AM 150 Retweets 516 Likes hello yes welcome to my internet... https://t.co/xxKj0QD2Mj

Cheating, Dude, and Dumb: Hello and good afternoon How are you? 1:04 PM I'm good; you? 1:04 PM Great, now that you've answered me I'm from Anyway, I'm and in one of your tweets you said you were from So I wanted to know if you wanted to hang out some time get to know each other? 1:06 PM I'm sorry but I have a boyfriend And I don't meet up with strangers GIF Start a message Stranger? I just introduced myself to you, honey, so I'm not a stranger no more 1:07 PM No, I'm pretty sure you still constitute as a stranger 1:08 PM 2 unread messages That's dumb I just wanna meet up and have some fun I got to 1:09 PM GIF Start a message I'm not interested in meeting up with you, dude I have a boyfriend 1:11 PM Forget about the boyfriend He doesn't have to know 1:12 PM Are you implying that I should cheat on my boyfriend? 1:20 PM It's not cheating if he doesn't find out about it 1:20 PM I'm not meeting up with you, dude Start a message GIF Does he dick you down? 1:21 PM Do me a favor and go crawl under a rock and die 1:21 PM Aw no need to be mean, darling 1:22 PM I'm posting you to reddit 1:22 PM 2 unread messages Please don't. Seriously don't I'll report you 1:23 PM Start a message GIF 可 Scumbag in my GF's DMs

Hello, Memes, and 🤖: Hello officer someone stole my treat Who would do such a thing to a lil bby 😭😡

Who would do such a thing to a lil bby 😭😡

Funny, Head, and Hello: Soulja Boy vs Famous Dex * souljaboy with famousdex LIVE 16.7K damnlongneck Why all the neckativity jayswagmike #podsquad kara.nq givin me a head ach southern_penthouse tv Hello Damn SoljaBoy wildin 😂💀

Hello, Tumblr, and Hello Kitty: jlongbone: GILLETTE ON THAT BULLSH*T - Gillette Short Film RANT @nunyabizni @libertarirynn @the-mighty-birdy @hello-kitty-senpai @hominishostilis @heinleins-ghost @tamhonks @cisnowflake @thecaucasianfilipino @thesocialjusticecourier @robert-the-redhead-lover @lastsonlost @reeltoreel @ummquestion @omega-bellum Hells yes

Blackpeopletwitter, College, and College Football: Be Better Tomorrow Following VtheEsquire Fellas, next time a woman you like says McDonald's isn't good enough for a first date, ask her if she thinks she's better than the college football national champions. #adviceyoushouldignore Mark Knoller@markknoller Hello, McDonald's? This is the White House. We need 300 Big Macs and Quarter Pounders to go. 7:02 PM-14 Jan 2019 172 Retweets 184 Likes Pls humble yourself (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Pls humble yourself (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Beautiful, Dad, and Hello: nlck Orzel @Nnck_Orzel girl posts pic* Normal guy: likes it Aggressive guy: dms Socially weird guy: Middle aged dad w 43 followers hello there beautiful wow you r so gorgeous would love to taste you!! @whitepeoplehumor DMs me shit like a middle aged dad. 😭😭

Hello, Parents, and Scare: How to scare your parents Hello my name is Prward https://t.co/bH4gzqIzXP

https://t.co/bH4gzqIzXP

Click, Facebook, and Friends: Messenger JUL 26, 12:15 PM Hello hun! I had you on my mind and wondered why I hadn't seen you on Facebook. Then I realized we're no longer friends on here JUL 26, 1:01 PM Hope you're doing well JUL 26, 3:32 PM Hi Carma. Hope you're doing well too. Yeah I went through my friends list this summer to simplify my Facebook feed and took out people don't know well or talk to. No offense intended, just trying to de clutter and simplify my life Gotcha. well just know I truly miss seeing vou on here Hope you're doing well 5:23 PM Messenger 5:23 PM Hello I wanted to reach out and offer you the opportunity to reinstate with Scentay for absolutely FREE! Once reinstated, I will send you a Tew supplies and help you become Active within the month which will earn you an average of $50! So, what ya think? Want to make a few extra bucks or more?? Carma https://www.ftc.gov/sites/default files/documents ublic comments/trade- requlation-rule-disclosure- requirements-and-prohibitions- concerning-business opportunities- ftc.r51 1993-00008%C2%A0/000 08-57281.pdf www.ftc.gov ftc.gov Messenger I'm not sure what that link is hun It didnt open for me. Hope you're doina well Did you click on it? It's studies that the federal government has run on MLMs which state that only the top earners make any profit. The rest of most downlines actually go in debt trying to do an MLM "side hustle." I'm not interested and please don't contact me about Scentsy again Hope you're doing well too Nope it didn't open for me although l'd highly disagree I make more than some "higher" up than me so I know that it's TRUE We aren't a pyramid scheme or a regular 9 to 5 job in which the higher ups make more money than others. Hope you have a great 2019! Ex scentsy upline hun asks me if I want to come back...pretends to not be able to read link about MLMs being scams

Ex scentsy upline hun asks me if I want to come back...pretends to not be able to read link about MLMs being scams

Fresh, Funny, and Hello: Hello clarice Top 40 Fresh Super Funny Animal Pictures With Captions

Top 40 Fresh Super Funny Animal Pictures With Captions

Hello, Work, and Thank You: anekie This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, "Tm just working through some stuff. Thank you for asking. No ones asked yet." I've been dealing with stuff the wrong way Everybody’s had a rough day. Just take things one step at a time and at your own pace. Everything will work out. via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2FlTvVz

Everybody’s had a rough day. Just take things one step at a time and at your own pace. Everything will work out. via /r/wholesomememes http:...

Halloween, Hello, and Netflix: Pixhellated Boat @pixelatedboat Hello @netflix. 've written a script for a scary movie you could make for Halloween It's called "Jetpack Dracula". Let's make it happen Two CHARACTERSs are standing on top of A HIGH PLACE CHARACTER 1 I hope Dracula doesn t attack us CHARACTER2 He can't. We're too high up. To get up here he'd need a jetpack, which he doesn't have DRACULA rises up using a JETPACK meirl

meirl

Hello, Time, and How: How i feel when my mum calls me handsome First time posting here, hello

First time posting here, hello

Click, Facebook, and Fire: Ketul Raval is feeling wonderful December 19 at 5:01 PM This photo is captured with 24.9 billion pixels of quantum technology. You can zoom in, zoom out when you look at it. You can clearly see everyy gesture, even face of pedestrians on the road. Click on the link to see the actual photograph http://sh-meet.bigpixel.cn/ 38K Comments 169K Shares god-gives-grace: sophisticatedferret: karna-pizzahut: cdpdoodler: fuckyahumor: tadpoledancer: a-dinosaurs-left-kneecap: all-hail-mono-onion: thyrell: roseverdict: warmwate-r: bestviralposts: INCREDIBLE PHOTO 3 link below to see: http://sh-meet.bigpixel.cn/?from=groupmessageisappinstalled=0fbclid=IwAR1CWHqrxwZ1OUHem0CjjLrTBDH2j2cS4zISRo_2a6coC-A_YkFRr6QzMls credit to: ketul Zoomed in and found this gem I think I found someone who knows about the camera Hello there, observant person! uh oh i encourage you guys to click the link it’s hella rad bonus: special protected fire hydrant Bucket Hello darkness my old friend damnnnnn enemy spotted Box king I found birb Watch out Mickie’s about to jump-

Ass, Cute, and Dumb: megan @meganlewis74 3 years ago, a cute guy I worked with wanted to give me a fist bump... thought he was pretending to hold an invisible microphone so I leaned forward and said hello Austin @Austin_James74 What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you? This would be some shit my dumb ass would do...

Hello, Memes, and 🤖: Actual Human, 19 o 7omiles away Hello I am real human I enjoy normal activities such as breathing the air and walking with my leg Seems legit

Seems legit

Gym, Hello, and Memes: "It's me or the gym" G: @thegainz Say hello to my little friend

Say hello to my little friend

Beautiful, Dad, and Funny: "girl posts pic* Normal guy: likes it Aggressive guy: dm:s Socially weird guy: Middle aged dad w 43 followers: hello there beautiful wow you r so gorgeous! I would love to taste you! Aesarcasm,.onby (via twitter-nnck_0rzel)

(via twitter-nnck_0rzel)

Hello, Memes, and Free: blake messick @blakemessick my neighbor just got an unsecured wireless printer, so I sent this to him Print Hello I am your printer I have become self-aware update: my neighbor has thrown out the printer WHATS THIS And that's the story of how I got a free printer thanks neighbor I like Free Stuff via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2CXsbuk

I like Free Stuff via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2CXsbuk

Bodies , Hello, and Memes: Los @Los_Writer Hello I'm looking for people who have led from their pencil stuck inside their bodies This is the realest thing I’ve ever seen I have a piece of pencil stuck in my foot right now from second grade

This is the realest thing I’ve ever seen I have a piece of pencil stuck in my foot right now from second grade

Funny, Hello, and Another: That moment you make eye contact with another cowoker while walking down the hall Oh hello there

Oh hello there

Club, Hello, and Tumblr: 2010 Call mesif you're stuck,in space, Tony 2018 Hello, Elon? laughoutloud-club: Hellooo

laughoutloud-club: Hellooo

Bruh, Friends, and Hello: When someone says hello @Fuckjerry ATRE Look. You're a nice guy, but I actually only have three friends. Bruh 😂

Being Alone, Animals, and Comfortable: Angelica S Hi My puppy want stop barking when we leave til Yesterday at 9:17pm Sent from Messenger Puppy Problems Hello Angelica! Unfortunately this is a page for my band, which happens to be called "puppy problems". I'm not an expert. However I did a little googling and it seems like your pup has separation anxiety. There's a lot of resources out there about helping them feel more comfortable when alone! Here's a link you might find helpful. https://www.lovethatpet. com/dogs/health/separation-anxiety-when- your-dog-cant-be-alone/ Hope you and your puppy find something that works! Best wishes 9 hours ago Angelica My dog eats every thing How do u know my name 8 minutes ago Sent from Messenger Follow my other account @x__social_butterfly_x if you love animals!! 😹🐶❤

Follow my other account @x__social_butterfly_x if you love animals!! 😹🐶❤

Hello and Bast: HELLO, 'M TPYI NG MY BAST

Hello, Hungry, and Ironic: The Tortoise The Fox One day while out on a walk, a Tortoise happened upon a hungry fox looking out across a pond. "Hello, Fox!" the Tortoise said, "I know you are hungry, but please do not try to hurt me. If you do, I can simply hide inside my shell, and you will never get in."' That is true, your shell is very strong" said the fox. "But can you hide from how ugly you look right now? You are so ugly man, it's just disgusting. You smelly old wrinkly raisin. I'm tired of looking at you." The turtle was not prepared for this absolutely savage roast. He got clowned on for real. He really does look like a raisin, too. We’re going out of town today and we were supposed to leave at 10 so I set my alarm for like 9 and I don’t even remember getting up and turning my alarm off but come 10:00 my mom comes into my room saying it’s time to go and I haven’t even gotten out of bed ... like what.. I’ve literally never slept through my alarm before and in the hour you guys were getting ready nobody thought ‘hey I haven’t seen Colin once maybe I should see if he’s up’ I just ?? What??

We’re going out of town today and we were supposed to leave at 10 so I set my alarm for like 9 and I don’t even remember getting up and turn...

Dank, Hello, and Train: RA11 REPLACEMENT I'M A TRAIN CHOO CHO 38776 LJAZ 4960 Hello there Busty McBus Face

Hello there Busty McBus Face

Hello, Movie, and Homework: Rory Turnbull @_roryturnbull Hello, I'm a professor in a movie, I only reach the main point of my lecture right as class is ending. Then l yell at students about the reading/homework as they leave. this will be on the final!

this will be on the final!

Dogs, Friends, and Hello: gaymilesedgeworth one of my friends is a very pregnant dog and like 3 times a day i say to her "hello! you are full of several other smaller dogs!" and she wags her entire body at me like "it's true!!! i contain multitudes" brehaaorgana i love that ur friend is the pregnant dog. what a nice friend to have. gaymilesedgeworth ya she's my buddy i love her! awesomacious: Multitudes of Dogs!

awesomacious: Multitudes of Dogs!

Click, Dinosaur, and Hello: NOT TODAY OVERTHINKING AND ALSO HUNGRY Party atm PAWSITIV CATITUD SHOW ME YOUR KITTIES NO PROD-LLAMA HELLO NOT TODAY YES, THIS IS DOG MAYBE LATER gfriend002: Super Hot Lovely Print O-neck T-shirts for You!Which one is your style? Click the links below to shop now~(available also in different colors and sizes)1 = Not Today ☆★ Overthinking2 = Frogs ☆★ 🐱3 = 🍨 🐱 ☆★ Lazy 🐱4 = Elk ☆★ 🐱5 = Dinosaur ☆★ Sheep6 = 🐶 ☆★ 🐱7 = 🐶 ☆★ Bear8 = 🐱 ☆★ 🐼15% OFF Discount Code: happy15

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Confused, Hello, and Smile: I don't lick where i spit. If i cut you off once apon a time, you stay cut off. I might talk to you, i might say hello, wave or smile, but i will never repeat the same mistake twice. Don't get my friendliness confused with forgiveness.

Funny, Hello, and Hooman: Hello hooman

Google, Hello, and Movies: Ana Mardoll @AnaMardoll Hello, I'm an programmer in a movie. I'm white, male, and conspicuously nerdy,and everything I code works on the first try. I'm the Best Coder because l'm a fast typist, and Itype extra fast in programming emergencies. I never Google error messages. There are no error messages. White male programmer portrayal in movies

White male programmer portrayal in movies

Hello, Memes, and 🤖: Oh hello https://t.co/qDH9ZETfIM

Oh hello https://t.co/qDH9ZETfIM

Hello, Love, and Memes: "I was raised to show respect. I was taught to knock before I open a door. Say hello when I enter a room. Say please and thank you, and to ave respect for my elders. Id let another person have my seat if they need it. Say yes sir' and 'no sir, and help others when they need me to, not stand on the sidelines and watch. Hold the door for the person behind me, say 'excuse me' when it's needed and to love people for who they are and not for what I can get from them and most importantly, I was also raised to treat people exactly how I would like to be treated by others. It's called respect. LifeLearnedFeclings <3

<3

Hello, Police, and Weed: After calling your weed man 8 times in a row with no response HELLO MISTER POLICE 😂😂😂

😂😂😂

Hello, McDonalds, and Memes: Hello Sir, Welcome to McDonald's what can I get for you today Me: [super stoned] T h e U m m m m m via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2CLpn3b

T h e U m m m m m via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2CLpn3b

Hello, Movie, and Homework: Rory Turnbull @_roryturnbull Hello, I'm a professor in a movie, I only reach the main point of my lecture right as class is ending. Then I yell at students about the reading/homework as they leave. Ah, the typical movie professor trope.

Ah, the typical movie professor trope.

Fire, Hello, and Relationships: l Virgin * 5:40 PM Loser> ext Iviessae Today 5:15 PM Hello. Do you hate me now? I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it. Seems fair

Seems fair

Funny, Hello, and I Bet: rubescartoons.com RUMOR HAS IT HE WAS TE INSPRATON FOR ACHART TOPERBACKNi HELLO M TRIGGER Celebrity horse mixers I bet he's been through the desert.

I bet he's been through the desert.

Hello, True, and Good: Hello anuary Please make me smile and happy. Please bring luck and success. Please be good and make my wishes come true

Confused, Future, and Hello: Hello, I am u/blueberrybrown and as you may know, I time travelled into the summer of 2018 to post this 2019 meme. The time has come r/dankmemes u/blueberrybrown. 167d. Meme... I am a time traveler and you are confused This meme is from the future, you won't understand it until 2019 You now finally understand the meme, 2019 is rolling in with lemon memes!

You now finally understand the meme, 2019 is rolling in with lemon memes!

Hello, New Year's, and Relationships: Today 1:37 AM U up yes Hello It's that time of night Which means? Hi New year. Same shit

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