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Alive, Bad, and Definitely: Kayla, Aug 15, 9:06 AM PDT Hello Jacob, Thank you for reaching out to Lush Cosmetics! It is always wonderful to hear from customers - humans and vampires alike! I apologize if our use of garlic in the Cosmetic Warrior face mask gives you the wrong impression. We use garlic for its deep cleansing nature to help break down dirt and oil on the skin, leaving you feeling fresh. I completely understand it's not the ingredient most vampires should be reaching for We've always been an inclusive company and believe we should celebrate our differences! Even though vampires are by nature, dead, that doesn't mean their skin needs to reflect that! Perhaps they'd love our Scared Truth face mask which is made with fresh papaya to help get r skin glowing and looking well, alive!We even add in honey, and soya yogurt to soften and hydrate the skin. Just because you are immortal, doesn't mean you should have skin that reflects your actual age! While we may not see eye to eye with your diet, we can definitely help keep your skin from sucking (get it?). We know that vampires can sometimes get a bad reputation and that's stressful. Why not relax with one of our Twilight bath bombs? It is made with vampire friendly lavender essential oil and filled with sparkles! Vampires like sparkles, right? Kind regards, Your friends at Lush another-walter: okay so, me and a friend were talking about lush and they saw that one of their facemasks contained garlic as the main ingredient and we started to wonder if lush had like, something against vampires or something so i sent an email to lush askin if they r pro-vampire and they actually replied back lmao

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Alive, Bad, and Definitely: Kayla, Aug 15, 9:06 AM PDT Hello Jacob, Thank you for reaching out to Lush Cosmetics! It is always wonderful to hear from customers - humans and vampires alike! I apologize if our use of garlic in the Cosmetic Warrior face mask gives you the wrong impression. We use garlic for its deep cleansing nature to help break down dirt and oil on the skin, leaving you feeling fresh. I completely understand it's not the ingredient most vampires should be reaching for We've always been an inclusive company and believe we should celebrate our differences! Even though vampires are by nature, dead, that doesn't mean their skin needs to reflect that! Perhaps they'd love our Scared Truth face mask which is made with fresh papaya to help get r skin glowing and looking well, alive!We even add in honey, and soya yogurt to soften and hydrate the skin. Just because you are immortal, doesn't mean you should have skin that reflects your actual age! While we may not see eye to eye with your diet, we can definitely help keep your skin from sucking (get it?). We know that vampires can sometimes get a bad reputation and that's stressful. Why not relax with one of our Twilight bath bombs? It is made with vampire friendly lavender essential oil and filled with sparkles! Vampires like sparkles, right? Kind regards, Your friends at Lush perplexedhedgehog: another-walter: okay so, me and a friend were talking about lush and they saw that one of their facemasks contained garlic as the main ingredient and we started to wonder if lush had like, something against vampires or something so i sent an email to lush askin if they r pro-vampire and they actually replied back lmao @lauralot89

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Love, Scream, and Struggle: THE BEST THINGS TO REMEMBER when writing a highly emotional scene Show, don't tell; it's the golden rule of writing. I get it, you hear it everywhere you turn, and by now (even if you don't totally get it), you've become desensitized to the mantra. It's actually a pretty hard thing to master. Believe or not, all writers struggle to show, but I hope this lesson will help you out! NO EMOTION WORDS USE ACTION No, your character isn't sad, happy, devastated, in pain, angry, nervous, scared, or worried. Don't use words like this that describe emotions They cut down on the hit of your scene, and they're harder for readers to connect to/get emotional over Instead of being angry, your character is screaming, has their fists tightly clenched, and is trembling. See what I did? I took the emotion, thought of how to show it, and used that instead. It adds a little oomph, and it's more sensory for your reader USE SETTING USE PERCEPTIONS I dig this one. Your character is sad? No, your character is suddenly seeing their lover not as their lover, but something they just lost in battle. Their perception of what that person is changed. Love turns to loss, smiling turns to tears. Nothing is the same after the emotional action hits Your character is happy? Yeah, no they're not. Your character is noticing the tiniest, most delicate things about their new car that are, in all honesty, kind of weird to notice on just a normal car. When you love something, you notice more. When it makes you sad, you try to close it out. See? GO OUT OF BOUNDS High emotion often means lovw ability to think things through. It's okay to make your character wander from their borders during highly emotional moments. Make themm kick, scream, kiss harder, throw stuff, break down sobbing, knock out some teeth. I promise, it's okay! You're not out of bounds! USE DIALOGUE Angry? You'll say things you really don't mean. Sad? You'll hide the truth. Happy? You'll confess. Use these human faults to vour advantage. Alter your character's dialogue, word choice, and ability to open up during highly emotional scenes to portray what they feel through their words! PRACTICE, PRACTICE, PRACTICE! This is not easy to master. It seems simple, but it can be frustrating time consuming, and confusing. Take some time to sit and make lists. Scour your piece for emotion words, and replace them with other representations of that emotion. Get a little frustrated! It's okay to have to practice this, and if you do regularly and the right way, you will get better. It just takes time. Presented by: Olivia Paige at www.oliviapaigewrites.tumblr.com oliviapaigewrites:THIS IS AN IMPORTANT ONE! Don’t ignore this in your writing!

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Anna, Apparently, and Ass: Ok /bl im going to tell you my own personneltand story, the story of neal The teachers decide it is a good idea for us to spend a day with the tard kids because we were ahead of schedule had never seen a tard previous to thin encounter, na 1 didn't lomow what to expect t seems to be a regular class room filed with ugly ass kids Mek him what he's making The Land starts to make this screeching sound, the only thing I Neal riencee his roar, down and continuon cutting the paper an if nothing had happened run in and retrieve Neal, and the downy child, they And that my friends the first of my marry stories of neal. just tell me if you want more Anonymous (ID: NUdadPA) 04/DDV12(Sun)21:47:27 No.292024629 After our frmt farthful encounter 1hadn't seen Neal far a whie, Eo this story takes place about monthn after my He had just appeared on my Dido, he had t atleast thirty or feet in the other direction previously awkwardly to him "Hey Neal nend backe away at Naal approachet chewing the chanta roar and hurts h You see Neal mainly kept to hin self, he did not like his tard kind. But he extremely dislke one tard name james, this is >Scranch contruet, at thin paint Tardi in comprominnd, tards are going crary >Crayons and shit is being thrownv Anonymous CIDI NUdadPA) 01/08/12 Sun]22112131 No.392040813 Neal silences the screech, picks up the book james had stolen from him, and sits down to read it dicctly in james That day wan known an N day up until I left for the highncheol Neal part (someone archive this sht please) k forward to our days helping the tards just because of Neal r short burst made (this i and that as the end of the Echoole ntegration Program atter the grl who got wrecked Parente attempted to eue Ok you guys want more, here ya go Ha new has his own personal tardwmangler at alltmas opt lunch, he whole integration Sa ib telng everybody my stones Neal earlier, you teamed ts then, though Impht continue. a bit today though, lots of energy Tumi out Naal tipped on hit meditsday, not awry good thing gymnaasam crying and screaming nor that they can thrit traght annae she creech han ended The teacher retala the thinga that had erauad and they walk onr to carry Neal and James out leal wala up to me and hands me a for apparent reaaen ingle tack, rath of acroach raldi through ther brains maling them uhranenot simultaneously screeching directly into ja young to taaly erioy what she dorg evtything looks as it has been going wel for the day (this lid really facing hia Dr Sueza) eNaal doeant underatand what hal the wania mean aelde my bootba help him by explaning the meanings gvaa me that teethy gnn and amply ata back doun dihadjuat Ehared a bacrot wth him while one the tare in crying n tha camer Itm antummgNen let lana a there or Decond to get veryona attention) ContSomyit tari long guys, had a litte tuuble swiching throad fack food detection out the door looking at ho phone, and smulareaualy to me behind me aa Jamea laola phone al you hear a the Vermp womp womp" aaand pacman ounds of Phiog being draw up Domeonas throat found, but ha panta are on top of the taahcan Anonymous (ID: pvy17/BD) 04/09/12(Mon)23:06:04 No.392289623 Neal Vs. Tardwrangler lll: Neals revenge gly g going elaborate could not hav ply kid ppi fuq.jpg did ng over our heads, Idu k d avoid the carnage, but conti d N ppl ppl ppi Anonymous D: pvy17/BD) 04/09/12(Mon)23:06:51 No.392289784 Neal Vs. Tardwrangler lll: ls revenge final please don't fucking d the flood keep p started to remove ed b d d IrcumCI The students look on in horror to the events unfolding before the but they could not fathom what was going to happ ff N the stray taco ingredients shoving them directly into d di d dragged ply broke the superwrangler y gl Nobody is free from the wrath of Neal Anonymous (D: jcuvik/g) 04/10/12 Tue)23:02:58 No.3925 Neal: Story of the tardball game ll the kids who help them for that one peri dy fol ypl kick yur butt gayb fuck, as usual, and I simply disregard the tard g p obviously under estimated N d b ehah yah gaybo yur ba d N id bet yu gayb Cont. Anonymous (ID: jcuVIk/g) 04/10/12mue)23:03:47 No.3925 Neal cont. fuck the flood detection if the spirit of babe ruth had been ncarnated int >The ball blazed straight towar d blazing nig BOOM d be p g god did MS. Springer is now having a fucking break down (i perso ou always have to cause trouble ke being y Anonymous (ID: jcuVIk/g) 04/10/12Tue)23:04:22 No.3925 End of tardball game story, floods suck dick ppi y p yp hubby tard from my original story who was KO d by the door now ha kling p eal has won his battle and ce ppl d back rdHQ by buypo Niggas aint got shit on Neals athleticism k god Neal the Raptard (reposting in album form).
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