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Ass, Bad, and Bitch: c3po sandy cheeks would ve voted trump that evil southern rat ass bitch Sandy Cheeks is a pro-science feminist who lives in a foreign land that she respects the customs of and she would be offended you would even accuse her of this. varkarrus mr krabs would've voted trump lishadra Mr Krabs absolutely would've voted trump. Mr. Krabs would not have voted for Trump because Mr. Krabs earned most of his money through hard work (and being a cheapskate and get rich quick schemes but those still require some effort on his part) whereas Trump inherited most of his wealth and thinks a million dollars is a small loan, Mr. Krabs would consider him an insult to richness for which he could not stand Plankton would've voted Trump. You think he needs competition taking over the world? Face it folks. No one on Spongebob would vote for Trump. None of them. Face it. legarcon Bubble Bass Shit. Dammit. Goddammit. Shit. God Dammit. Fuck. the-collecting-turnip Squilliam Fancyson would vote for Trump fgsshinyhoard okay im just gonna put down my things here Plankton would not want competition, he would not vote for him Krabs would never respect a guy who upted not vote for him himself four times, he would Sandy Cheeks is an independent scientist re- ceiving grants from academies to further her research in foreign lands, so she would never vote for him. Also, she would never respect a man who made such sexist comments since Spongebob did that once (to motivate his pet snail like a traditional sports coach) and she kicked HIS ass over a fucking field. Patrick can't spell so he couldn't vote for anyone Spongebob is too nice and would never vote for anyone who used such inappropriate "bad words" during their campaign. Squidward is too lazy and defeatist to even vote because he thinks there would be no point. Pearl is a teenager and therefore too young to vote Larry Lobster is a trained medic and custodian and would not vote for anyone that crippled such services. Bubble Bass WOULD vote for him because Bass is an arrogant self-entitled prick who enjoys deceiving others just for the sake of humiliating them, and would approve of such a person. Squilliam Fancyson would also vote for him because he's a wealthy narcissist. Mrs. Puff has a criminal record and is therefore not eligible to vote ohdebt Squidward is a full time minimum wage retail worker who is pro-union and anti-capitalist, and also a firm supporter and member of the fine arts community. He would actively vote against Trump, defeatist or not, and you can't convince me otherwise Gary is a snail, which is seemingly the cat of the Spongebob universe, so he can't vote. However, Gary is more intelligent than almost every character on that show, and would never vote for Trump if he could Source: c3po #i fucking died # she has a record 332,823 notes Squidward is a socialist Change My Mindtm
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Advice, Being Alone, and Bad: emmaupland reasons why I want to see the new ghostbusters movie: 1) I like ghostbusters 2) I like girls 3) I like girls who are ghostbusters 4) it will make the straight men mad putmeincoach Your father must be very proud, wherever he is. Source: emmaupland 2,825 notes ooo Verizon 95% 9:43 AM emmaupland+ putmeincoach putmeincoach You mad? emmaupland about what putmeincoach That's it's entirely possible for a film with an all-female cast to suck because it's a bad movie. Which it does. emmaupland ok putmeincoach Trust me, this is not the kind of life you want to live, you're going to alienate a lot of people. 49% of this planet is male, so it's going to be hard to avoid associating with them. Write a message GIF ooo Verizon 95% 9:43 AM emmaupland putmeincoach emmaupland thank you for the advice putmeincoach I'm serious, your 3dgy post would be grounds for termination if your boss had seen it, assuming you ever get an actual job. I know I'd fire you. emmaupland dude I'm 15 can you leave me alone putmeincoach And like the weak, sorry excuse for a human being you are, you use your age as a shield against the horribly sexist, stupid opinions you have. Which is why people your age can't vote Look suspicious? Mark as spam Write a message GIF acidinthesnow: emmaupland: I am amazed I love how she doesn’t even engage him and he still goes off as though she had literally spat in his face. Pick your battles, man

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Butt, Driving, and Family: 8 hrs if you voted for trump, please just do me a favor and unfriend me. clearly you don't care about me (and millions of other people) and l'm trying to get rid of that type of negativity in my life!! k thanks bye Like Comment Share I would just like to know what we voting for Trump has anything to do with me loving you Like Reply 6 hrs I do not love you any less, but by voting for trump, you are supporting a candidate that actively wants to take away my rights as a woman (and as a minority) Like Reply 2 6 hrs Do you really think your father or I would even let that X happen I have daughters too I wouldnt let anything happen to any of my family it's nothing to do with that at all the reason why I voted for Trump I voted for Trump because l couldn't vote for Hillary because of her policies for abortion I Like Reply 6 hrs nmn You're always welcome to call me and Ill do anything you want with you as far as this goes butt I had to say that I voted for Trump that I don't love you that's totally in left field that is not the reason it is my right to vote for who l want and I voted for who I want for the reasons because I can't vote for Hillary Clinton I can go over it on the phone with you as to why I don't want to write it out Like Reply 6 hrs Sorry if this isn't coming out correctly I'm trying to read over everything but I'm driving so I don't like to text while l drive so I have Text-to-Speech or speech to text Like Reply 5 hrs Write a reply memehumor: Text to Speech or Speech to Text

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Butt, Driving, and Family: 8 hrs if you voted for trump, please just do me a favor and unfriend me. clearly you don't care about me (and millions of other people) and l'm trying to get rid of that type of negativity in my life!! k thanks bye Like Comment Share I would just like to know what we voting for Trump has anything to do with me loving you Like Reply 6 hrs I do not love you any less, but by voting for trump, you are supporting a candidate that actively wants to take away my rights as a woman (and as a minority) Like Reply 2 6 hrs Do you really think your father or I would even let that X happen I have daughters too I wouldnt let anything happen to any of my family it's nothing to do with that at all the reason why I voted for Trump I voted for Trump because l couldn't vote for Hillary because of her policies for abortion I Like Reply 6 hrs nmn You're always welcome to call me and Ill do anything you want with you as far as this goes butt I had to say that I voted for Trump that I don't love you that's totally in left field that is not the reason it is my right to vote for who l want and I voted for who I want for the reasons because I can't vote for Hillary Clinton I can go over it on the phone with you as to why I don't want to write it out Like Reply 6 hrs Sorry if this isn't coming out correctly I'm trying to read over everything but I'm driving so I don't like to text while l drive so I have Text-to-Speech or speech to text Like Reply 5 hrs Write a reply <p><a href="http://memehumor.tumblr.com/post/153272637678/text-to-speech-or-speech-to-text" class="tumblr_blog">memehumor</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Text to Speech or Speech to Text</p></blockquote>

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Butt, Driving, and Family: 8 hrs if you voted for trump, please just do me a favor and unfriend me. clearly you don't care about me (and millions of other people) and l'm trying to get rid of that type of negativity in my life!! k thanks bye Like Comment Share I would just like to know what we voting for Trump has anything to do with me loving you Like Reply 6 hrs I do not love you any less, but by voting for trump, you are supporting a candidate that actively wants to take away my rights as a woman (and as a minority) Like Reply 2 6 hrs Do you really think your father or I would even let that X happen I have daughters too I wouldnt let anything happen to any of my family it's nothing to do with that at all the reason why I voted for Trump I voted for Trump because l couldn't vote for Hillary because of her policies for abortion I Like Reply 6 hrs nmn You're always welcome to call me and Ill do anything you want with you as far as this goes butt I had to say that I voted for Trump that I don't love you that's totally in left field that is not the reason it is my right to vote for who l want and I voted for who I want for the reasons because I can't vote for Hillary Clinton I can go over it on the phone with you as to why I don't want to write it out Like Reply 6 hrs Sorry if this isn't coming out correctly I'm trying to read over everything but I'm driving so I don't like to text while l drive so I have Text-to-Speech or speech to text Like Reply 5 hrs Write a reply memehumor: Text to Speech or Speech to Text

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Animals, Friends, and Love: Emma 7 hours ago From my friend Dear friends who are thinking about voting for Mitt Romney When you read about his or his surrogates' comments about gays, replace "gays" with my name Examples Emma shouldn't be allowed to marry Emma getting married is a threat to families Emma cannot be a good parent Emma doesn't love, it's only lust. Emma is 'fixable' with electroshock therapy and psychological torture Emma is what is wrong with this country If Emma can marry, we should just let people marry animals Being Emma is a choice I hope this contextualizes the argument for you The 'gay movement is about people who are in love and want to spend their lives together It's about legal recognition and protection of my commitment to another person There are a lot of issues out there, but this is one that I will never let go I cannot vote for someone who sees some Americans as second-class citizens. I can't vote for someone who doesn't believe in equal rights for all people. I hope you realize that by voting for Mitt Romney you are saying 'I don't want you to be happy' and 'your love is less than my love' Like Comment Unfollow Post Share <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lizzysouth.tumblr.com/post/33667467820/the-most-powerful-argument-for-gay-marriage-i-have">lizzysouth</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The most powerful argument for gay marriage I have ever read - Imgur</p> </blockquote> <p>What the hell?</p> <p>1. Romney has NEVER said anything remotely like this. </p> <p>2.  Gay are not treated as &ldquo;second class citizens  just because they cannot officially attach the term &quot;marriage&rdquo; to their relationship. They are treated as second class citizens in places like Saudi Arabia where they aren&rsquo;t allowed to have a relationship and can be tortured and killed if they do.</p> <p>3. Voting for Romney isn&rsquo;t going to magically drive gays into hiding and outlaw homosexuality. Voting for Obama is not going to magically make gay marriage legal everywhere hoorah! The issue is dealt with on a state level. Marriage of any kind is dealt with this way. You know why the Defense of Marriage act is being challenged in the Supreme Court? Because it&rsquo;s unconstitutional. Any federal imposition of a marriage definition is unconstitutional. </p> <p>A vote for Romney is a vote for the chance and ACTUAL hope and ACTUAL change.</p> <p>A vote for Obama is a vote for more useless, pathetic pandering. </p> <p>Please hang up and try again.  </p>

lizzysouth: The most powerful argument for gay marriage I have ever read - Imgur What the hell? 1. Romney has NEVER said anything remotely...

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