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America, Colin Kaepernick, and Crazy: irvgotti187 Wow. This guy really don't give a fuck. lf i was a black player in the NFL. There is no way you cannot feel a way after seeing this shit. Like all Colin Kaepernick did by kneeling on the National Anthem. Was bring to light that Innocent Black People are getting MURDERED by Police in America. And nothing happens. That was his message Trumps message here is so crazy. We never had a president who cared so little about people. And is clearly a Racist Motherfucker. And is not afraid to show it. Which is making Racist people feel stronger and stronger. Roger Goodell and the NFL Owners need to say something. Or all the Black Players in the NFL need to do something. To show this piece of shit it's 2017. And US Niggas ain't having that shit like that. I told myself. No more political posts. But goddamn if this didn't make me feel a way. Like he just shitted on every black player in the NFL and basically said NIGGA STAY IN YOUR PLACE. #fucktrump AND #FUCKTHENFL IF THEY DONT DO SOMETHING. MAKING ME FEEL LIKE THE NFL IS A BIG PLANTATION FIELD. CRAZY. THATS WHY I LOVE THE NBA. ADAM SILVER I BELIEVE WOULD NOT ALLOW TRUMP TO SAY SHIT LIKE THIS ABOUT THE NBA. HE WOULD SAY SOMETHING. AND THE NBA PLAYERS WOULD NEVER LET SOME SHIT LIKE THIS SLIDE. NEVER. WHEN THEY FOUND OUT THAT THE LA CLIPPERS OWNER WAS RACIST. BANNED FOR LIFE. DONE. WAS DONE QUICK TOO. ROGER GOODELL IS WITH THE BULLSHIT. COM Ballerific Comment Creepin ๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿ‘€๐ŸŒพ irvgotti commentcreepin (swipe)
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Af, Apparently, and Ass: Mochi being a good pup for the vet So yesterday I hit tennis balls with the big homie and it's like high 87 degrees hot af so we get four games in and take shirts off. We take a quick water break and he turn around for a sec and low key? Homeboy got the above-butt dimples. SOME MEN HAVE ABOVE-BUTT DIMPLES? I AIN'T EEN REMOTELY GAY, BUT STILL...INTERESTING! I WAS STARTLED ๐Ÿ˜‚. Like how u gon just slap one of the sexiest little features a woman can have...on a random ass dude? Like could u imagine if 0.0001% of men just randomly had titties? Not like obese dudes at the pool with titties I done seen that I mean like a regular dude with a set of clean, crisp, hairless, bounteous, glistening titties. Shit would be wild! Like u would bring a dude named Bill in for a interview and Sally the head of HR just gon be like "Bill Johnson is coming in at 1 pm, remind your team please BILL IS SPECIAL." And everyone know what that mean. And Bill walk in wearing brooks brothers suit pants and wing tip shoes and brooks brothers jacket but instead of a white dress shirt and tie he just wearing a Nike sports running bra because DUH that's what men do why u think we wear basketball shorts iss to put our shit on display ๐Ÿค—. And Bill in the interview just like "yeah after we got acquired by a private equity firm the culture changed and I wish them well but I'm looking to bring my clients here. Hey let's address the elephant in the room, I have boobs lol. They're fucking nice, too. Wanna suck on em? ๐Ÿ˜Ž" Now a group of grown men sucking Bill's titties. They ain't even touching PPs it ain't een gay like that they just taking turns respectfully doing a lil suckysuck. Just a lil bit! U feel me? But nah. Men don't have real titties. But apparently a select few of them got above-butt dimples. Interesting!!! โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ (๐Ÿ“ท: Reddit u-luckytattoos)
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Bitch, Bless Up, and Bruh: Tweet @kingkaramae My pitbull & my husky did this @DrSmashlove Say Bruh y'all ever see a pretty woman order food from a pretty cashier at Starbucks? This exchange encapsulates everything I love about women. Cashier: "Well HELLO ๐Ÿ˜‰. By the way I LOVE that dress โ˜บ๏ธ." Customer: "Thanks - it has pockets ๐Ÿ˜." Cashier: "I SEE THAT AND I'M CRAZY FOR IT ๐Ÿ˜€. What can I get started for you today? ๐Ÿ˜" Customer: "I'll have a vanilla sweet cream cold brew with TWO extra shots please. Thank you DEAR ๐Ÿ˜˜." Cashier: "ABSOLUTELY. Two extra shots huh? That kind of night?" Customer: "GIRL ๐Ÿ˜‚." See this bruh? See this? People wanna talk about "bromance" ... bromance ain't got SHIT on exchanges like this. These two ladies basically making love bruh! This level of flirtation should be illegal! Shit got my entire body tingly feeling some type of way! Got me picturing them playfully trying on new bra's that they just bought for each other. Customer: "How about this one? It's lacy ๐Ÿ™ƒ." Cashier: "THAT BRA IS FUCKING AMAZEBALLOONS LET ME TOUCH IT - HOLY SHIT - AND IT LOOKS COMFY TOO ๐Ÿ˜." Customer: "HAHAHA OK BITCH LET'S MAKE THIS PIZZA ORDER." Women be friendly-flirting so hard bruh it's like the lead-in to a lesbian p0rn except they never pull gigantic dildos out to start ramming them into each other it's just permanent foreplay and I love it ๐Ÿ˜. Thank you God for creating women as such lovely and delicate creatures whose interactions are so utterly delightful it's truly a magical thing bless up ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Ass, Bitch, and Children: When you forget to order your izza boneless Your family should have grinded you into fine powder for ramen packets shitcunt you slanty eyed sushi chomping shit drive, sorry could you repeat that sentence? oh wait i dont speak poverty or third worlder. I hope you outlive your children you idiotic dunce. Your entire being is one big waste of atoms. You probably came out of your mothers ass because her cunt was too busy. If you were twice as smart you'd still be fucking incompetent. I'm amazed you got out of bed this morning you fucking vegetable. I hope the person closest to you dies you turtleneck looking bitch. They say you are what you eat but when the did you devour the entire special ed class? And you're so fucking fat I'm surprised you haven't collapsed into a singularity by now. Do you really think you could talk shit to me and get away with? How many times does your Uncle have to molest you to realize you're a pathetic piece of shit? You're about as useful as a sundial in a black hole. I hope hot water comes out of every water fountain you use. I think that pencil next to you has a slightly higher IQ than you. Your father would probably be disappointed in you, if he actually stayed in your life. You're proof that constant masturbation doesn't burn calories you hentai watching fuck tard. No wonder your Mom killed herself you worthless sack of shit. Are you crying now? Or is that the saturated fat running down your face from sweating? Next time don't comment stupid shit on the internet, dumbass.
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Ass, Bailey Jay, and Bitch: When ur hiding in ur girl's closet to surprise her but she brings home ur bestfriend and you sit there while he eats her ass. One way or another everybody is a hoe. My hoeness comes natural to me like breathing. It's Wrong to suppress your natural feelings. I'm gonna tell you the story of how I died. I'm at this Fourth of July block party. I knew not one soul there. Matter fact I was on the bus and I saw 2 milfs carrying food and balloons. Niggas can't turn down ass and chicken. The block party they went to was popping. I pulled up like "Cousinn" and grabbed me a plate. The girl serving food was dumb cute and my game was on point. She told me she had to go inside for ice and I insisted to help. Were inside her crib when she takes me to her room. We start making out for a bit before someone comes up the stairs. It's her boyfriend. I run to the closet and hide. The block party popping and he probably came in momentary to grab something. The closet got ridges so I'm spectating through the cracks to see the hold up. Homie was catching some soul snatching neck.I'm watching salty as fuck. That should be my balls slap boxing her tonsils. By the looks of it they might end up doing the nasty. I can tell her nigga was a bitch. Homie was eating pussy with his ass in the air. Baby girl dropped a mud pie in his face. Niggas love sundress season till they get hit with mud slap word to Pokรฉmon. Shorty Boyfriend passed out at the end of the bed. He got hit win a mean shit grenade and was unconscious. Whole room smell like a NYC subway. She comes to me like what are we gonna do. We? Is it even legal to take a shit on someone? Nigga woke up and mopped me. I got sauced off the earth like in smash bros and your health over 200. I'm waiting to respaswn. I never finished my chicken. You Can't trust these hoes.
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Bless Up, Condom, and Crazy: "This little thing? I made it..." @DrSmashlove It's officially baby season and with that said lemme hit y'all with my lil two cents on bebes. I done seen a lot of couples have babies when tings was on the rocks. I don't ever blame couples for this. First - a lot of women will carry a fetus to term regardless of the status of the relationship and this is absolutely her prerogative. If u own a penis and u enter the Punani u gotta understand that regardless what type of birth control is in effect it could be a Bebe nine months later it's 2017 and u men still fail to grasp this and I'm still amazed. U could wear a condom she couple be on IUD and she could take a plan B all combined and if God want y'all to have a Bebe ISS GON HAPPEN BELEE DAT SHIT ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚. Second, a lot of people think that having a baby will fix things. This is called a Band-Aid Baby. From my experience, a baby will give u more of what u have. A baby is an amplifier. Do y'all love the fuck out of each other and adore each other? Then some shitty diapers at 2 am and (God forbid) some health issues and other tests from God won't disrupt that. But if y'all got issues? It's only gon exacerbate the situation. BUT THAT'S NOT HOW PEOPLE THINK ๐Ÿ˜‚. People's thought process is as follows: "I don't fully trust Mike, I can't say I'm happy with him, and he does shit on occasion that drives me FUCKING crazy. Maybe a baby will straighten him out." I agree, baby girl. Maybe it will. Just like maybe u will win the lotto and maybe quit your job and live on a boat...but that's a maybe with a low probability ๐Ÿค—. More likely, Mike is in no position to be a papa. That said, I know a lot of superwoman single mama's and regardless of their situation with Mike, they've created an incredible home situation for their baby. All I'm saying is if you're considering joining the baby rush, make sure u understand that whatever you've got, you'll have more of it after the baby comes. Bless up ๐Ÿ˜
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