Af, Apparently, and Ass: Mochi being a good pup for the vet
So yesterday I hit tennis balls with the big homie and it's like high 87 degrees hot af so we get four games in and take shirts off. We take a quick water break and he turn around for a sec and low key? Homeboy got the above-butt dimples. SOME MEN HAVE ABOVE-BUTT DIMPLES? I AIN'T EEN REMOTELY GAY, BUT STILL...INTERESTING! I WAS STARTLED 😂. Like how u gon just slap one of the sexiest little features a woman can have...on a random ass dude? Like could u imagine if 0.0001% of men just randomly had titties? Not like obese dudes at the pool with titties I done seen that I mean like a regular dude with a set of clean, crisp, hairless, bounteous, glistening titties. Shit would be wild! Like u would bring a dude named Bill in for a interview and Sally the head of HR just gon be like "Bill Johnson is coming in at 1 pm, remind your team please BILL IS SPECIAL." And everyone know what that mean. And Bill walk in wearing brooks brothers suit pants and wing tip shoes and brooks brothers jacket but instead of a white dress shirt and tie he just wearing a Nike sports running bra because DUH that's what men do why u think we wear basketball shorts iss to put our shit on display 🤗. And Bill in the interview just like "yeah after we got acquired by a private equity firm the culture changed and I wish them well but I'm looking to bring my clients here. Hey let's address the elephant in the room, I have boobs lol. They're fucking nice, too. Wanna suck on em? 😎" Now a group of grown men sucking Bill's titties. They ain't even touching PPs it ain't een gay like that they just taking turns respectfully doing a lil suckysuck. Just a lil bit! U feel me? But nah. Men don't have real titties. But apparently a select few of them got above-butt dimples. Interesting!!! ☺️😂😂😂 (📷: Reddit u-luckytattoos)
Diss, Family, and Fuck You: If you're an ex, fuck you. If you ever
cheated with or on me, fuck you. You
ignore my messages? Fuck you. If you
liked me and never spoke up, fuck you. S
If I loved you and you played me, fuck you
Sneak diss me? Fuck you. Gossip
about me? Fuck you. s You claim to be my
friend & shitted on me, fuck you, If you
used me, fuck you. If you family but treat
me like I'm someone off the street? Fuck
you. &If you got a problem with this
status, fuck you too. I'm done.
Bad, Children, and Fire: THE SIGNS AS GHOSTS
Libra: Shows up in mirrors,
leaves clues where to find
Aries: Hides in closets and
screams demonically at night
Taurus: Doesn't really do much, Scorpio: Seeking revenge
usually found in inanimate
haunts people that did them
Gemini: Knocks shit over,
scrapes nails against walls,
Sagittarius: Sets shit on fire.
Capricorn: Summons Lucifer in
Cancer: Comforts small
children, protects their loved
ones. Acts as a quardian angel. Aquarius: Possesses people.
Leo: Terrorizes crowds, has a
soft spot for children.
Pisces: Little girl ghosts,
often plays with other little
kids and becomes their "best
frequently haunts the same
be either good or
Bless Up, Condom, and Crazy: "This little thing? I made it..."
It's officially baby season and with that said lemme hit y'all with my lil two cents on bebes. I done seen a lot of couples have babies when tings was on the rocks. I don't ever blame couples for this. First - a lot of women will carry a fetus to term regardless of the status of the relationship and this is absolutely her prerogative. If u own a penis and u enter the Punani u gotta understand that regardless what type of birth control is in effect it could be a Bebe nine months later it's 2017 and u men still fail to grasp this and I'm still amazed. U could wear a condom she couple be on IUD and she could take a plan B all combined and if God want y'all to have a Bebe ISS GON HAPPEN BELEE DAT SHIT 🤗😂. Second, a lot of people think that having a baby will fix things. This is called a Band-Aid Baby. From my experience, a baby will give u more of what u have. A baby is an amplifier. Do y'all love the fuck out of each other and adore each other? Then some shitty diapers at 2 am and (God forbid) some health issues and other tests from God won't disrupt that. But if y'all got issues? It's only gon exacerbate the situation. BUT THAT'S NOT HOW PEOPLE THINK 😂. People's thought process is as follows: "I don't fully trust Mike, I can't say I'm happy with him, and he does shit on occasion that drives me FUCKING crazy. Maybe a baby will straighten him out." I agree, baby girl. Maybe it will. Just like maybe u will win the lotto and maybe quit your job and live on a boat...but that's a maybe with a low probability 🤗. More likely, Mike is in no position to be a papa. That said, I know a lot of superwoman single mama's and regardless of their situation with Mike, they've created an incredible home situation for their baby. All I'm saying is if you're considering joining the baby rush, make sure u understand that whatever you've got, you'll have more of it after the baby comes. Bless up 😍