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more general IT Company than programming but I hope it still fits here: toggl.com YOU WANT TO WORK FOR A So LET'S POP THE HOOD AND SEE WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE IT TAKES TO TECH COMPANY? KEEP THE ENGINE RUNNING: KITCHEN FOUNTAIN OFFICE OF NINJA Qurifed GROWTH OUTDO LAND 9HAXIMUM lead ENPUTO 3 CFO developer face PRODUCT 5 LEAD Snace free REVELATION FRONT EN6 1) 0BM/SEO LEADGEN CAMP SUPPORT (8 CEO NERF GUN WAR ZONE 2 CUSTOMER SOCIAL MEDIA HIPSTER incoming tickets 10 SERVERS IN-HOUSE DESIGNER 11 BACKEND 9ENGINEER 15 MART VIRKUS THE CAST овм/SEO 1) LEADGEN 2 CUSTOMER Front line troops with nerves of steel. Customer support Black wizards of the Internet, skilled in the dark art of commandos have an uncanny ability to say "no" without it sounding like "no". Mostly peaceful. generating clicks, traffic and conversions. What, you think you found this comic by chance? 3 CFO HIPSTER The vault keeper. Tasked with maintaining fiscal responsibility. Also has to say "no" a lot, but lets silly expense requests slide occasionally to maintain peace and illusion of democracy Communicates in GIFS exclusively Social media hipsters are the only people who think "tweeting" counts as a skill on LinkedIn (and will ask to endorse it relentlessly). 6FRONT-N DEVS 5 LEAD A.K.A. "not actual engineers" in backend vocab. Heavily into classic rock or gangsta rap (or both). Obscurity of their hobbies is only matched by that of their T-shirt slogans. The buck stops here. Has keyboard shortcuts for phrases like "do it", "how hard can it be?" and "no." Not very peaceful. </Head Bady В СЕо OFFICE A.K.A. "The Big Cheese" CEOS feel most comfortable Ever wonder where your plane tickets, free snacks and gadgets come from? That's the work of an Office Ninja. The best Ninjas operate when facing challenges, so expect big changes (or a surprise product launch) when things start working too smoothly without ever being noticed. 9 KEND 10 SERVERS The non-glamorous techie. A watchful protector and a silent knight they keep the business up and running. He's the hero the company deserves (but not the one it needs) The only ones working 24/7. Go servers! 11) DESIGNER Arare beast, as most creatives prefer to roam free, hopping from one project to another. It's best to give them creative control to reduce chance of escape or violent rebellion. toggl.com Mart Virkus@ blog.toggl.com more general IT Company than programming but I hope it still fits here

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princessnijireiki: bogleech: bogleech: A rare giant hellbender salamander found dead because some hiker’s rock-stacking collapsed on her.I didn’t even know rock stacking was a thing until this year but there are many ways it disrupts the environment. *Ever since it caught on as a form of white hipster “meditation” there are actually so many hikers who stack rocks now as a hobby that it collectively pollutes streams with sediment that the rocks would otherwise be filtering and reduces the populations of countless organisms that grow and nest among said rocks. http://www.wideopenspaces.com/rock-stacking-natural-graffitti-ecological-impact/ https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/stacking-rocks-wilderness-no-good-180955880/ http://www.takepart.com/article/2016/08/25/new-graffiti-national-parks-fight-stone-stackers/ It’s also weird (and by weird, I mean utterly predictable) how when I first saw this hipster rock stacking thing taking off, it was in specific emulation of inuksuit other Native cairn practices as the new wave appropriated meditation flavor of the moment. It was a blip on my radar because I’m not tapped into like… white upper middle class hipster earthy-crunchiness— my dad does earthy-crunchy for a living I lived in the deep woods for three years, so fucking with rocks streams for no reason genuinely feels like the biggest waste of time I can imagine while hiking— and tbh I think I only heard about it bc of the blatant appropriation thing. But it truly is amazing… how with nothing, with nothing, some people still find a way to destroy everything around them. Because they “love nature” insofar as it can be used consumed by them for entertainment, or a brief vacation (in the same way as they “love” the people they steal culture from); but not enough to respect that they are visitors in a living ecosystem that does not exist for their consumption or as their playthings. And so they don’t believe their actions have negative impacts, because that requires enough self awareness to view the world around them as not needing their input, and to view themselves as an invasive or destructive force by way of that uninvited meddling turned hobby. : princessnijireiki: bogleech: bogleech: A rare giant hellbender salamander found dead because some hiker’s rock-stacking collapsed on her.I didn’t even know rock stacking was a thing until this year but there are many ways it disrupts the environment. *Ever since it caught on as a form of white hipster “meditation” there are actually so many hikers who stack rocks now as a hobby that it collectively pollutes streams with sediment that the rocks would otherwise be filtering and reduces the populations of countless organisms that grow and nest among said rocks. http://www.wideopenspaces.com/rock-stacking-natural-graffitti-ecological-impact/ https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/stacking-rocks-wilderness-no-good-180955880/ http://www.takepart.com/article/2016/08/25/new-graffiti-national-parks-fight-stone-stackers/ It’s also weird (and by weird, I mean utterly predictable) how when I first saw this hipster rock stacking thing taking off, it was in specific emulation of inuksuit other Native cairn practices as the new wave appropriated meditation flavor of the moment. It was a blip on my radar because I’m not tapped into like… white upper middle class hipster earthy-crunchiness— my dad does earthy-crunchy for a living I lived in the deep woods for three years, so fucking with rocks streams for no reason genuinely feels like the biggest waste of time I can imagine while hiking— and tbh I think I only heard about it bc of the blatant appropriation thing. But it truly is amazing… how with nothing, with nothing, some people still find a way to destroy everything around them. Because they “love nature” insofar as it can be used consumed by them for entertainment, or a brief vacation (in the same way as they “love” the people they steal culture from); but not enough to respect that they are visitors in a living ecosystem that does not exist for their consumption or as their playthings. And so they don’t believe their actions have negative impacts, because that requires enough self awareness to view the world around them as not needing their input, and to view themselves as an invasive or destructive force by way of that uninvited meddling turned hobby.
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See fam this is the difference between pretty ladies and doggies - pretty ladies gon dance after they first bite of food. Doggies however they gon do a “celebratory anticipatory dance” 😂. I know this dance well bc this the dance men do in they head when spicy chimken wings bout to hit the table, or when a girl leading u up the staircase of her building to her apartment past the bicycles and hipster shoe assortment (that’s how u hip cute girls be living lol - in lil three story buildings where people keep really cute Sh!t in the hallway like a skateboard or a Swedish baby stroller or some pretty pink Vans sneakers. In Miami or Cali u might hecc around and see a surf bordt 🏄‍♀️, a kayak or a canoe lmao. It’s geographical 😬.) THAT’S THE ENTIRE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PUPPOS AND MEN LMAO EVOLUTION HAS BEEN MODEST AT BEST WE FAR MORE SIMILAR THAN DIFFERENT BLESS UP 😍😂😂 (Slide 1: @brutusthabully. Slide 2: @goof6912 - @jamsauce. Slide 3: @visidora. Slide 4: @ebirwin.): He is so grateful for getting his favorite snack 0:47 See fam this is the difference between pretty ladies and doggies - pretty ladies gon dance after they first bite of food. Doggies however they gon do a “celebratory anticipatory dance” 😂. I know this dance well bc this the dance men do in they head when spicy chimken wings bout to hit the table, or when a girl leading u up the staircase of her building to her apartment past the bicycles and hipster shoe assortment (that’s how u hip cute girls be living lol - in lil three story buildings where people keep really cute Sh!t in the hallway like a skateboard or a Swedish baby stroller or some pretty pink Vans sneakers. In Miami or Cali u might hecc around and see a surf bordt 🏄‍♀️, a kayak or a canoe lmao. It’s geographical 😬.) THAT’S THE ENTIRE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PUPPOS AND MEN LMAO EVOLUTION HAS BEEN MODEST AT BEST WE FAR MORE SIMILAR THAN DIFFERENT BLESS UP 😍😂😂 (Slide 1: @brutusthabully. Slide 2: @goof6912 - @jamsauce. Slide 3: @visidora. Slide 4: @ebirwin.)
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A few months back I said I used Tom’s natural deodorant and lots of pretty ladies in my comments and DM were like “aye smash try native it’s amazing.” So I did. Now lemme be clear I never thought I would spend $10 on deodorant fam like I shave my armpits anyway so I don’t really be stinking to be honest I smell like daffodils and jean Paul Gaultier cologne but ayeeeee I wanted something without aluminum and parabens (whatever the HECC that is) so I went in. I selected grapefruit sandalwood. Lemme tell y’all this the truth. I feel powdery dry and sensually seductive lmao. I feel like a perfect mix of citrusy crisp and clean combine with manly and outdoorsy like I might heck around and go camping but in a restored hipster RV with my beautiful dog and take photos of it and post them on the gram for my adoring 300,000 followers lol. Nah for real tho this joint nice. It’s fresh all day. I recommend it. AND I DID NOT GET PAID FOR THIS CAPTION COT DAMMIT THIS IS NOT AN AD I DONT MAKE MONEY ON THIS ACCOUNT I AM JUST GIVING YALL THE GAME OK? BLESS UP 😍😂😂: Puppy pulls off a kiss while sliding upside down A few months back I said I used Tom’s natural deodorant and lots of pretty ladies in my comments and DM were like “aye smash try native it’s amazing.” So I did. Now lemme be clear I never thought I would spend $10 on deodorant fam like I shave my armpits anyway so I don’t really be stinking to be honest I smell like daffodils and jean Paul Gaultier cologne but ayeeeee I wanted something without aluminum and parabens (whatever the HECC that is) so I went in. I selected grapefruit sandalwood. Lemme tell y’all this the truth. I feel powdery dry and sensually seductive lmao. I feel like a perfect mix of citrusy crisp and clean combine with manly and outdoorsy like I might heck around and go camping but in a restored hipster RV with my beautiful dog and take photos of it and post them on the gram for my adoring 300,000 followers lol. Nah for real tho this joint nice. It’s fresh all day. I recommend it. AND I DID NOT GET PAID FOR THIS CAPTION COT DAMMIT THIS IS NOT AN AD I DONT MAKE MONEY ON THIS ACCOUNT I AM JUST GIVING YALL THE GAME OK? BLESS UP 😍😂😂

A few months back I said I used Tom’s natural deodorant and lots of pretty ladies in my comments and DM were like “aye smash try native i...

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