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Ass, Broly, and Drinking: Niggas turn into goku when they around a female ez- e bee I can’t hang with homies who have no type of social intelligence. We all know this dude. He get around girls and his whole demeanor changes. The little bit of sauce he has accumulated has dried up in the pan and started a house fire. This man will open Pandora’s box with the worse timing. I guarantee you if this is your wing man don’t expect to get cheeks to clap for you. This was my friend Patrick. This Boy would start talking about topics that don’t need to be talked about when in front of girls. You could be trying to put him on to the best pussy the world has to offer, he would come up with a way to ruin it. We at a kick back playing uno. The girls were drinking and so the mood was mellow. I tried to get my boy Patrick with the girl who was there. Girls who rock a septum piercing give bomb head. Add a choker and that’s plus +25 for the pussy and -15 in loyalty because she won’t text back. She’s actually digging him but he’s finding every way to make the situation awkward. The girl who hosted us had a cat. You would think he would pet the cat when it came along or ignore it? Here he come “remember the time I choked a cat bro?”. Like why is this necessary to know right now? Is this your way of saying that you beat the pussy up? I quickly change the topic of discussion. Patrick tryna impress the girl by tryna son me. He put his hand on my head and tells me to get him some juice. That’s a fight in the hood. Patrick was dead tryna fight me. I couldn’t tell you how we manage to turn this girl living room into the cell game arena fighting over foolishness. The host came back downstairs with her brother and he whooped both our ass. I have deleted scenes of the Broly vs Goku and vegeta. I can’t trust niggas named Patrick. Spongebob tryna set niggas up.
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Ass, Baby Got Back, and Beer: My friends and I like to play drinking games, and last night we made our own Drunk Jenga. We had ton of fun, so I thought I'd share: Here's what we wrote on the tiles -2 Truths and a Lie-Tell two truths and one lie, everyone mu ess which was the lie. You drink for every person correc -Accent- You must speak in an accent for the rest of the game -Arm Wrestle Arm wrestle the person to your left. Loser -Aunt Bertha Everyone gets to pinch your cheeks -Baby Got Back- Give a drink to the person with the best ass -Bar Wench-You have to fetch everyone's drinks -Blind Man Take a block with your eyes closecd -Bob Dole You can only refer to yourself in the third person for the rest of the game -Castaway-You can only talk to inanimate objects for the rest of the game -Compliments-Give a compliment to everyone in the room -Crazy Cat Lady Drink for every cat you have every owned -Crypt Keeper-Oldest person drinks -Embryo-Youngest person drinks -Dance-You have to dance for at least a minute -Date Pick someone to 'date'for the rest of the game, when you drink, they drink, and vice versa -Dick Pic- A dick is drawn on the block, you have to take a photo with it and post it on social media (or text it to your Mom/Dad) Down the Hatch Finish your drink -Edward Scissorhand-You must hold two butterknives for the rest of the game and do everything with them -Find a Hat Find a hat (or something that can be a hat) and wear it for the rest of the game -Flashback-Go to the Facebook or Instagram of someone not in the room, and 'like' one of their photos that is at least a year old -Fresh Meat - Person who most recently had sex drinks -Gary Coleman Shortest person drinks Lurch-Tallest person drinks -Gays- Gay people drink Straights -Straight people drink drink Give 3 Make someone drink 3 times -Hand Switch You can only use your non-dominant hand for the -Kitten Mittens -You must play the rest of the game wearing gloves -Make a rule You make a rule that holds for the rest of the game -Make a Speech -Make a speech for 60 seconds -Mustache (draw a mustache on the tile) -you have to hold the mustache up to your mouth for the rest of the game, including when drinking -Moving Violation Drink if you've had sex in a car, drink 2x if the car was moving -Never Have l Ever-play a 3 finger game of never have I ever -Nicknames You assign nicknames to everyone (including yourself) and people can only use those names for the rest of the game -No Guts, No Glory - You can't take any center pieces -Phone Call- Call someone, if they don't pick up, leave a message -Question Master-You are the question master for the rest of the game, if anyone answers a question you ask them, they drink -Rewind- Take a block from the top and put it back in the tower (can't be on the very bottom row) Send a sexy selfie -send a sexy selfie to anyone not in the room. No significant others, no snapchats Sharing is Caring- Everyone pours a little bit of their drink into a cup, you have to shoot the concoction Sibling Rivalry-Drink for every sibling you have Sobriety Test Remove another block while drinking Strip - Remove a piece of clothing (Jewelry, hats, shoes, etc me cou The Real Slim Shady -You have to stand for the rest of the game -Time Out Stand with your face in the corner of the room until your next turn. No talking or drinking Top Swap- Change shirts with someone T-Rex Arms-You must do everything with T-Rex arms for the rest of the game (elbows touching your sides) -Tribal Council - Everyone votes, person with the most votes finishes their drink. (Alternative: person with the most votes stops playing) -Trivia Everyone else comes up with one trivia question to ask you, if you lose you drink (if you win, the person who asked you/came up with the question drinks) Truth or Dare You pick, then everyone else comes to a consensus of what you have to do -Wasted Education-One drink for every year of education irrelevant to your current job Punishment for knocking down the tower is either chug a beer or take a shot. Funny Pictures brought to you by LolSnaps. Constant updates of the best funny pictures on the web.
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