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Ass, Bitch, and Dicks: SO YOU'RE HAVING SOME DIFFICULTY CATCHING THIS FUCKER BECAUSE HIS BITCH ASS WONT STOP RUNNING AWAY EVEN IF HES SLEEPING YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED? YOU NEED A MOTHERFUCKING GALLADE AND HOLD ONTO YOUR DICKS CAUSE THIS AIN'T JUST ANY GALLADE, IFYOU WANNA CATCH ROAMING LEGENDARIES YOU NEED TO LEARN SOME BREEDING FIRST THING YOU NEED IS A GARDEVOIR. SO GO CATCH YOURSELF A MOTHERFUCKING GARDEVOIR, OR RALTS/KIRLIA FUCKING WHATEVER WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS THAT SHE IS GOING TO GET FUCKED BY THIS GUY. (SO CATCH YOURSELF A HAUNTER AS WEL THATS RIGHT, ITS BASICALLY JUST SOME FUCKING POKEMON FANFIC. BUT WE'RE NOT JUST MAKING THEM FUCK SO WE CAN FAP TO IT. THISISSERIOUS SHIT MAKE SURE THE HAUNTER/GASTLY IS MALE, AND THE GARDEVOIR IS FEMALE THIS IS IMPORTANT FOR NON-SEKY REASONS: AT LEVEL 8 GASTLY LEARNS A MOVE CALLED MEAN LOOK. BREEDING HIM WITH A GARDEVOIR MEANS HIS BABIES WILL KNOW MEAN LOOK TOO YOU USE MEAN LOOK ON A ROAMING LEGENDARY,AND HIS BITCH ASS AINT GOIN NOWHERE. IF YOUR HAUNTER DOESN'T KNOW MEAN LOOK, RELEARN IT AT THE MOVE RELEARNER ANYWAYS, THROW THESE TWO IN THE DAYCARE WITH EACH OTHER, AND THEY'LL START FUCKING THE OLD PEDOPHILE THAT RUNS THE DAY CARE WILL GIVE YOU AN EGG. INSIDE THAT EGG IS AN EXTREMELY DOPE GALLADE THAT WILL HUNT DOWN AND CAPTURE FOR YOU ALL THE POKEMANS YOU COULD EVER WANT UNFORTUNATELY WHEN HE HATCHES, HE WILL LOOK LIKE THIS TURD OVER HERE IMPORTANT: IF YOUR RALTS IS NOT MALE, THROW IT IN THE BABY PIT LIKE A DEFORMED SPARTAN BABY ONLY MALES CAN BECOME GALLADES OKAY TRAINER, NOW YOUVE GOT SOME LEVEL GRINDING AHEAD OF YOU THE NEXT IMPORTANT MOVE YOUR GALLADE NEEDS TO LEARN IS HYPNOSIS IF YOU THINK PARALYZING A POKEMON IS A GOOD WAY TO CATCH IT. YOU NEED TO LEARN YOUR SHIT, CAUSE SLEEP IS TWICE AS EFFECTIVE AS PARALYSIS AT LEVEL 20, RALTS WILL EVOLVE INTO KIRLIA CONGRATS NOW YOU HAVE A GAY ASS BALERINA AT LEVEL 30, KIRLIA WILL TRY TO EVOLVE INTO GARDEVOIR. DO NOT LET THAT HAPPEN PRESS B ON THAT SHIT KEEP GRINDING UNTIL LEVEL53, AT WHICH POINT KIRLIA WILL LEARN HYPNOSIS AWESOME NOW GIVE THAT BITCH A SHINY STONE. BITCHES LOVE SHINY STONES. WHAT!? KIRLIA IS EVOLVING! CONRGATULATIONS TRAINER, YOU'RE MOMENTS FROM THE GALLADE OF YOUR DREAMS NOW SLAP A FALSE SWIPE TM ON THAT BITCH AND YOU RE ALMOST ROCK HARD. (YOU CAN GET THE TM IN SYCAMORE'S LAB) THE LAST MOVE IS UP TO YOU, BUTITS A GOOD IDEA TO GIVE HIM TAUNT SO HE CAN SHUT DOWN ASSHOLES TRYING TO USE ROAR OR RECOVER HEALTH CONGRATULATIONS TRAINER YOU ARE NOW THE PROUD OWNER OF THE ULTIMATE CATCHING TOOL! SO GO CATCH SOME SHIT P.S. GALLADE IS, SO FAR, THE ONLY POKEMON THAT CAN LEARN ALL FOUR OF THESE MOVES. IF TOU EVEN SAY SMEARGLEI SWEAR TO GOOIWILL COVER YOU IN BUTTER AND RAPE YOU TO DEATH Go catch that f**ker!
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