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laughoutloud-club: Old but gold!: OMG I HATE MY JOB!! My boss is a total pervwy wanker always making me do shit stuff just to piss me off! WANKER! Yesterday at 18:03 Comment Like i guess you forgot about adding me on here? Firstly, don't flatter yourself. Secondly, you've worked here 5 months and didn't work out that im gay? I know i don't prance around the office like a queen, but it's not exactly a searet. Thirdly, that'shit stuff is called your job', you know, what i pay you to do. But the fact that you seem able to fuck-up the simplest of tasks might contribute to how you feel about it. And lastly, you also seem to have forgotten that you have 2 weeks left on your 6 month trial period. Don't bother coming in tomorrow. Il pop your P45 in the post, and you can come in whenever you like to pick up any stuff you've left here. And yes, im serious Yesterday at 22:53 Write a comment... laughoutloud-club: Old but gold!

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Old but gold!: OMG I HATE MY JOB!! My boss is a total pervwy wanker
always making me do shit stuff just to piss me off! WANKER!
Yesterday at 18:03 Comment Like
i guess you forgot about adding
me on here?
Firstly, don't flatter yourself. Secondly, you've worked here 5
months and didn't work out that im gay? I know i don't prance
around the office like a queen, but it's not exactly a searet.
Thirdly, that'shit stuff is called your job', you know, what i
pay you to do. But the fact that you seem able to fuck-up the
simplest of tasks might contribute to how you feel about it.
And lastly, you also seem to have forgotten that you have 2
weeks left on your 6 month trial period. Don't bother coming in
tomorrow. Il pop your P45 in the post, and you can come in
whenever you like to pick up any stuff you've left here. And
yes, im serious
Yesterday at 22:53
Write a comment...
laughoutloud-club:

Old but gold!

laughoutloud-club:

Old but gold!: OMG I HATE MY JOB!! My boss is a total pervwy wanker
always making me do shit stuff just to piss me off! WANKER!
Yesterday at 18:03 Comment Like
i guess you forgot about adding
me on here?
Firstly, don't flatter yourself. Secondly, you've worked here 5
months and didn't work out that im gay? I know i don't prance
around the office like a queen, but it's not exactly a searet.
Thirdly, that'shit stuff is called your job', you know, what i
pay you to do. But the fact that you seem able to fuck-up the
simplest of tasks might contribute to how you feel about it.
And lastly, you also seem to have forgotten that you have 2
weeks left on your 6 month trial period. Don't bother coming in
tomorrow. Il pop your P45 in the post, and you can come in
whenever you like to pick up any stuff you've left here. And
yes, im serious
Yesterday at 22:53
Write a comment...
laughoutloud-club:

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laughoutloud-club: Old but gold!: OMG I HATE MY JOB!! My boss is a total pervwy wanker always making me do shit stuff just to piss me off! WANKER! Yesterday at 18:03 Comment Like i guess you forgot about adding me on here? Firstly, don't flatter yourself. Secondly, you've worked here 5 months and didn't work out that im gay? I know i don't prance around the office like a queen, but it's not exactly a searet. Thirdly, that'shit stuff is called your job', you know, what i pay you to do. But the fact that you seem able to fuck-up the simplest of tasks might contribute to how you feel about it. And lastly, you also seem to have forgotten that you have 2 weeks left on your 6 month trial period. Don't bother coming in tomorrow. Il pop your P45 in the post, and you can come in whenever you like to pick up any stuff you've left here. And yes, im serious Yesterday at 22:53 Write a comment... laughoutloud-club: Old but gold!

laughoutloud-club:

Old but gold!: OMG I HATE MY JOB!! My boss is a total pervwy wanker
always making me do shit stuff just to piss me off! WANKER!
Yesterday at 18:03 Comment Like
i guess you forgot about adding
me on here?
Firstly, don't flatter yourself. Secondly, you've worked here 5
months and didn't work out that im gay? I know i don't prance
around the office like a queen, but it's not exactly a searet.
Thirdly, that'shit stuff is called your job', you know, what i
pay you to do. But the fact that you seem able to fuck-up the
simplest of tasks might contribute to how you feel about it.
And lastly, you also seem to have forgotten that you have 2
weeks left on your 6 month trial period. Don't bother coming in
tomorrow. Il pop your P45 in the post, and you can come in
whenever you like to pick up any stuff you've left here. And
yes, im serious
Yesterday at 22:53
Write a comment...
laughoutloud-club:

Old but gold!

laughoutloud-club:

Old but gold!: OMG I HATE MY JOB!! My boss is a total pervwy wanker
always making me do shit stuff just to piss me off! WANKER!
Yesterday at 18:03 Comment Like
i guess you forgot about adding
me on here?
Firstly, don't flatter yourself. Secondly, you've worked here 5
months and didn't work out that im gay? I know i don't prance
around the office like a queen, but it's not exactly a searet.
Thirdly, that'shit stuff is called your job', you know, what i
pay you to do. But the fact that you seem able to fuck-up the
simplest of tasks might contribute to how you feel about it.
And lastly, you also seem to have forgotten that you have 2
weeks left on your 6 month trial period. Don't bother coming in
tomorrow. Il pop your P45 in the post, and you can come in
whenever you like to pick up any stuff you've left here. And
yes, im serious
Yesterday at 22:53
Write a comment...
laughoutloud-club:

Old but gold!

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Feeling extremely depressed, so I will post funny things as a coping mechanism: meh @bonehugsnirony My emotions TM 7am: Today I'll be more positive 10am: I hate my job, the sun and myself Lunch: ok I think I overreacted 5pm: another stupid day is over 8pm: if I get enough sleep I'll be fine 12am: [crying] I hope aliens destroy earth Feeling extremely depressed, so I will post funny things as a coping mechanism

Feeling extremely depressed, so I will post funny things as a coping mechanism: meh
@bonehugsnirony
My emotions TM
7am: Today I'll be more positive
10am: I hate my job, the sun and
myself
Lunch: ok I think I overreacted
5pm: another stupid day is over
8pm: if I get enough sleep I'll be fine
12am: [crying] I hope aliens destroy
earth
Feeling extremely depressed, so I will post funny things as a coping mechanism

Feeling extremely depressed, so I will post funny things as a coping mechanism: meh
@bonehugsnirony
My emotions TM
7am: Today I'll be more positive
10am: I hate my job, the sun and
myself
Lunch: ok I think I overreacted
5pm: another stupid day is over
8pm: if I get enough sleep I'll be fine
12am: [crying] I hope aliens destroy
earth
Feeling extremely depressed, so I will post funny things as a coping mechanism

Feeling extremely depressed, so I will post funny things as a coping mechanism

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Not mine, but I hate my job LOL: IHATE MY JOB! Not mine, but I hate my job LOL

Not mine, but I hate my job LOL: IHATE
MY JOB!
Not mine, but I hate my job LOL

Not mine, but I hate my job LOL: IHATE
MY JOB!
Not mine, but I hate my job LOL

Not mine, but I hate my job LOL

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your problems are political even if you arent by KyubeyTheSpaceFerret MORE MEMES: Yung Simba TM @yo_its_simba "I'm not really into politics. Anyway, let me tell you how much I hate my job, my boss, my landlord, my shitty health insurance, my student loans, my town's public transportation and the fact that I come home too tired to do anything after work every day." your problems are political even if you arent by KyubeyTheSpaceFerret MORE MEMES

your problems are political even if you arent by KyubeyTheSpaceFerret
MORE MEMES: Yung Simba TM
@yo_its_simba
"I'm not really into politics. Anyway,
let me tell you how much I hate my
job, my boss, my landlord, my shitty
health insurance, my student loans,
my town's public transportation
and the fact that I come home too
tired to do anything after work
every day."
your problems are political even if you arent by KyubeyTheSpaceFerret
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your problems are political even if you arent by KyubeyTheSpaceFerret
MORE MEMES: Yung Simba TM
@yo_its_simba
"I'm not really into politics. Anyway,
let me tell you how much I hate my
job, my boss, my landlord, my shitty
health insurance, my student loans,
my town's public transportation
and the fact that I come home too
tired to do anything after work
every day."
your problems are political even if you arent by KyubeyTheSpaceFerret
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politics | Tumblr: Yung Simba TM @yo_its_simba "I'm not really into politics. Anyway, let me tell you how much I hate my job, my boss, my landlord, my shitty health insurance, my student loans, my town's public transportation and the fact that I come home too tired to do anything after work every day." politics | Tumblr

politics | Tumblr: Yung Simba TM
@yo_its_simba
"I'm not really into politics. Anyway,
let me tell you how much I hate my
job, my boss, my landlord, my shitty
health insurance, my student loans,
my town's public transportation
and the fact that I come home too
tired to do anything after work
every day."
politics | Tumblr

politics | Tumblr: Yung Simba TM
@yo_its_simba
"I'm not really into politics. Anyway,
let me tell you how much I hate my
job, my boss, my landlord, my shitty
health insurance, my student loans,
my town's public transportation
and the fact that I come home too
tired to do anything after work
every day."
politics | Tumblr

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I don’t like politics anyways (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter): Yung Simba TM @yo_its_simba "I'm not really into politics. Anyway, let me tell you how much I hate my job, my boss, my landlord, my shitty health insurance, my student loans, my town's public transportation and the fact that I come home too tired to do anything after work every day." 4:11 pm 18/04/2019 Twitter for iPhone I don’t like politics anyways (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

I don’t like politics anyways (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter): Yung Simba TM
@yo_its_simba
"I'm not really into politics. Anyway,
let me tell you how much I hate my
job, my boss, my landlord, my shitty
health insurance, my student loans,
my town's public transportation
and the fact that I come home too
tired to do anything after work
every day."
4:11 pm 18/04/2019 Twitter for iPhone
I don’t like politics anyways (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

I don’t like politics anyways (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter): Yung Simba TM
@yo_its_simba
"I'm not really into politics. Anyway,
let me tell you how much I hate my
job, my boss, my landlord, my shitty
health insurance, my student loans,
my town's public transportation
and the fact that I come home too
tired to do anything after work
every day."
4:11 pm 18/04/2019 Twitter for iPhone
I don’t like politics anyways (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

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I don’t like politics anyways by karmaboy20 MORE MEMES: Yung Simba TM @yo_its_simba "I'm not really into politics. Anyway, let me tell you how much I hate my job, my boss, my landlord, my shitty health insurance, my student loans, my town's public transportation and the fact that I come home too tired to do anything after work every day." 4:11 pm 18/04/2019 Twitter for iPhone I don’t like politics anyways by karmaboy20 MORE MEMES

I don’t like politics anyways by karmaboy20
MORE MEMES: Yung Simba TM
@yo_its_simba
"I'm not really into politics. Anyway,
let me tell you how much I hate my
job, my boss, my landlord, my shitty
health insurance, my student loans,
my town's public transportation
and the fact that I come home too
tired to do anything after work
every day."
4:11 pm 18/04/2019 Twitter for iPhone
I don’t like politics anyways by karmaboy20
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I don’t like politics anyways by karmaboy20
MORE MEMES: Yung Simba TM
@yo_its_simba
"I'm not really into politics. Anyway,
let me tell you how much I hate my
job, my boss, my landlord, my shitty
health insurance, my student loans,
my town's public transportation
and the fact that I come home too
tired to do anything after work
every day."
4:11 pm 18/04/2019 Twitter for iPhone
I don’t like politics anyways by karmaboy20
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I don’t like politics anyways: Yung Simba TM @yo_its_simba "I'm not really into politics. Anyway, let me tell you how much I hate my job, my boss, my landlord, my shitty health insurance, my student loans, my town's public transportation and the fact that I come home too tired to do anything after work every day." 4:11 pm 18/04/2019 Twitter for iPhone I don’t like politics anyways

I don’t like politics anyways: Yung Simba TM
@yo_its_simba
"I'm not really into politics. Anyway,
let me tell you how much I hate my
job, my boss, my landlord, my shitty
health insurance, my student loans,
my town's public transportation
and the fact that I come home too
tired to do anything after work
every day."
4:11 pm 18/04/2019 Twitter for iPhone
I don’t like politics anyways

I don’t like politics anyways: Yung Simba TM
@yo_its_simba
"I'm not really into politics. Anyway,
let me tell you how much I hate my
job, my boss, my landlord, my shitty
health insurance, my student loans,
my town's public transportation
and the fact that I come home too
tired to do anything after work
every day."
4:11 pm 18/04/2019 Twitter for iPhone
I don’t like politics anyways

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I don’t like politics anyways: Yung Simba TM @yo_its_simba "I'm not really into politics. Anyway, let me tell you how much I hate my job, my boss, my landlord, my shitty health insurance, my student loans, my town's public transportation and the fact that I come home too tired to do anything after work every day." 4:11 pm 18/04/2019 Twitter for iPhone I don’t like politics anyways

I don’t like politics anyways: Yung Simba TM
@yo_its_simba
"I'm not really into politics. Anyway,
let me tell you how much I hate my
job, my boss, my landlord, my shitty
health insurance, my student loans,
my town's public transportation
and the fact that I come home too
tired to do anything after work
every day."
4:11 pm 18/04/2019 Twitter for iPhone
I don’t like politics anyways

I don’t like politics anyways: Yung Simba TM
@yo_its_simba
"I'm not really into politics. Anyway,
let me tell you how much I hate my
job, my boss, my landlord, my shitty
health insurance, my student loans,
my town's public transportation
and the fact that I come home too
tired to do anything after work
every day."
4:11 pm 18/04/2019 Twitter for iPhone
I don’t like politics anyways

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yayfeminism: [tweet from Yung_Simba TM @yo_its_simba: “I’m not really into politics. Anyway, let me tell you how much I hate my job, my landlord, my shitty health insurance, my student loans, my town’s public transportation and the fact that I come home too tired to do anything after work each day.”]: Yung Simba TM @yo its_simba "I'm not really into politics. Anyway, let me tell you how much I hate my job, my boss, my landlord, my shitty health insurance, my student loans, my town's public transportation and the fact that l come home too tired to do anything after work every day." 4:11 PM Apr 18, 2019 Twitter for iPhone 1.4K Retweets 4K Likes yayfeminism: [tweet from Yung_Simba TM @yo_its_simba: “I’m not really into politics. Anyway, let me tell you how much I hate my job, my landlord, my shitty health insurance, my student loans, my town’s public transportation and the fact that I come home too tired to do anything after work each day.”]

yayfeminism:
[tweet from Yung_Simba TM @yo_its_simba: “I’m not really into politics. Anyway, let me tell you how much I hate my job, my landlord, my shitty health insurance, my student loans, my town’s public transportation and the fact that I come home too tired to do anything after work each day.”]: Yung Simba TM
@yo its_simba
"I'm not really into politics. Anyway, let me tell you how
much I hate my job, my boss, my landlord, my shitty health
insurance, my student loans, my town's public
transportation and the fact that l come home too tired to
do anything after work every day."
4:11 PM Apr 18, 2019 Twitter for iPhone
1.4K Retweets
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yayfeminism:
[tweet from Yung_Simba TM @yo_its_simba: “I’m not really into politics. Anyway, let me tell you how much I hate my job, my landlord, my shitty health insurance, my student loans, my town’s public transportation and the fact that I come home too tired to do anything after work each day.”]

yayfeminism:
[tweet from Yung_Simba TM @yo_its_simba: “I’m not really into politics. Anyway, let me tell you how much I hate my job, my landlord, my shitty health insurance, my student loans, my town’s public transportation and the fact that I come home too tired to do anything after work each day.”]: Yung Simba TM
@yo its_simba
"I'm not really into politics. Anyway, let me tell you how
much I hate my job, my boss, my landlord, my shitty health
insurance, my student loans, my town's public
transportation and the fact that l come home too tired to
do anything after work every day."
4:11 PM Apr 18, 2019 Twitter for iPhone
1.4K Retweets
4K Likes
yayfeminism:
[tweet from Yung_Simba TM @yo_its_simba: “I’m not really into politics. Anyway, let me tell you how much I hate my job, my landlord, my shitty health insurance, my student loans, my town’s public transportation and the fact that I come home too tired to do anything after work each day.”]

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i hate my job: Yung Simba TM @yo its_simba "I'm not really into politics. Anyway, let me tell you how much I hate my job, my boss, my landlord, my shitty health insurance, my student loans, my town's public transportation and the fact that l come home too tired to do anything after work every day." 4:11 PM Apr 18, 2019 Twitter for iPhone 1.4K Retweets 4K Likes

i hate my job: Yung Simba TM
@yo its_simba
"I'm not really into politics. Anyway, let me tell you how
much I hate my job, my boss, my landlord, my shitty health
insurance, my student loans, my town's public
transportation and the fact that l come home too tired to
do anything after work every day."
4:11 PM Apr 18, 2019 Twitter for iPhone
1.4K Retweets
4K Likes

i hate my job: Yung Simba TM
@yo its_simba
"I'm not really into politics. Anyway, let me tell you how
much I hate my job, my boss, my landlord, my shitty health
insurance, my student loans, my town's public
transportation and the fact that l come home too tired to
do anything after work every day."
4:11 PM Apr 18, 2019 Twitter for iPhone
1.4K Retweets
4K Likes

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Double Eff My Life: meh @bonehugsnirony My emotionsTM 7am: Today I'll be more positive 10am: I hate my job, the sun and myself Lunch: ok I think I overreacted 5pm: another stupid day is over 8pm: if get enough sleep I'll be fine 12am: [crying] I hope aliens destroy earth Double Eff My Life

Double Eff My Life: meh
@bonehugsnirony
My emotionsTM
7am: Today I'll be more positive
10am: I hate my job, the sun and
myself
Lunch: ok I think I overreacted
5pm: another stupid day is over
8pm: if get enough sleep I'll be fine
12am: [crying] I hope aliens destroy
earth
Double Eff My Life

Double Eff My Life: meh
@bonehugsnirony
My emotionsTM
7am: Today I'll be more positive
10am: I hate my job, the sun and
myself
Lunch: ok I think I overreacted
5pm: another stupid day is over
8pm: if get enough sleep I'll be fine
12am: [crying] I hope aliens destroy
earth
Double Eff My Life

Double Eff My Life

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laughoutloud-club: If You Dislike Your Job, You Need To Read This: When you have an "I hate my job day . Try this out: Stop at your pharmacy, go to the ther- mometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & John- son. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the pack- age and remove the thermometer. Then carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or bro- ken. Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized." Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson." laughoutloud-club: If You Dislike Your Job, You Need To Read This

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Programmers have no life: 18:00? I can go home finally I hate my job Stop! Money or your life Oh Take my life I'm freeeee I shouldn't have given him a chance What? Programmers have no life

Programmers have no life: 18:00?
I can go home finally
I hate my job
Stop!
Money or your life
Oh
Take my life
I'm freeeee
I shouldn't have given
him a chance
What?
Programmers have no life

Programmers have no life: 18:00?
I can go home finally
I hate my job
Stop!
Money or your life
Oh
Take my life
I'm freeeee
I shouldn't have given
him a chance
What?
Programmers have no life

Programmers have no life

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When you have a hate my job day via /r/funny https://ift.tt/2Ckrr40: When you've had a bad day at work, read this. When you have an I hate my job' day. Try this out: Stop at your pharmacy, go to the ther- mometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & John- son Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the pack- age and remove the thermometer. Then, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or bro- ken. Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized. Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson When you have a hate my job day via /r/funny https://ift.tt/2Ckrr40

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srsfunny: My Job Is Just The Worst: I HATE MY JOB. My job is so unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I worlk with: First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe. The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat. But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the f*king stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big dog to work. Every day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single day. Anyway, I drive these folks around in my van and we solve mysteries and s**t. Unlike Share nd 48 others like this you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com srsfunny: My Job Is Just The Worst

srsfunny:

My Job Is Just The Worst: I HATE MY JOB.
My job is so unbelievable.
I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I worlk
with:
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay,
she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The
girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She
is extremely self-centered and has never once considered
the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb
as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has
enough brain power to continue to breathe.
The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even
be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career
opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She
is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even
showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. think she
might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the
hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the f*king stoner.
And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In
fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work,
and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober
anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses
like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make
things worse, he brings his big dog to work. Every
day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk
around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell,
sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant
bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry,
requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King,
every single day.
Anyway, I drive these folks around in my van and we
solve mysteries and s**t.
Unlike Share
nd 48 others like this
you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com
srsfunny:

My Job Is Just The Worst

srsfunny:

My Job Is Just The Worst: I HATE MY JOB.
My job is so unbelievable.
I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I worlk
with:
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay,
she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The
girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She
is extremely self-centered and has never once considered
the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb
as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has
enough brain power to continue to breathe.
The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even
be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career
opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She
is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even
showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. think she
might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the
hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the f*king stoner.
And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In
fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work,
and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober
anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses
like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make
things worse, he brings his big dog to work. Every
day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk
around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell,
sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant
bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry,
requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King,
every single day.
Anyway, I drive these folks around in my van and we
solve mysteries and s**t.
Unlike Share
nd 48 others like this
you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com
srsfunny:

My Job Is Just The Worst

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By Dave McElfatrick. What is the best excuse you've ever had for missing work? The worst?: DAMMIT, I HAVE A MEETING IN ONE HOUR. I HATE MY JOB MAN, THAT SUCKS, WISH I COULD HELP WAIT, I'VE GOT AN IDEA! HERE, WEAR MY FACE! 寸 HAHA! THIS IS GOING TO WORK GREAT!! HELLO? I CAN'T COME INTO WORK TODAY, I HAVE NO FACE Cyanide and HappinessExplosm.net By Dave McElfatrick. What is the best excuse you've ever had for missing work? The worst?

By Dave McElfatrick. What is the best excuse you've ever had for missing work? The worst?: DAMMIT, I HAVE A
MEETING IN ONE HOUR.
I HATE MY JOB
MAN, THAT SUCKS,
WISH I COULD HELP
WAIT, I'VE GOT AN IDEA!
HERE, WEAR MY FACE!
寸
HAHA! THIS IS GOING
TO WORK GREAT!!
HELLO? I CAN'T COME
INTO WORK TODAY, I
HAVE NO FACE
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By Dave McElfatrick. What is the best excuse you've ever had for missing work? The worst?

By Dave McElfatrick. What is the best excuse you've ever had for missing work? The worst?: DAMMIT, I HAVE A
MEETING IN ONE HOUR.
I HATE MY JOB
MAN, THAT SUCKS,
WISH I COULD HELP
WAIT, I'VE GOT AN IDEA!
HERE, WEAR MY FACE!
寸
HAHA! THIS IS GOING
TO WORK GREAT!!
HELLO? I CAN'T COME
INTO WORK TODAY, I
HAVE NO FACE
Cyanide and HappinessExplosm.net
By Dave McElfatrick. What is the best excuse you've ever had for missing work? The worst?

By Dave McElfatrick. What is the best excuse you've ever had for missing work? The worst?

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I hate my job...imma still go tho😒: When you're out having a good time then you remember you work tomorroW. I hate my job...imma still go tho😒

I hate my job...imma still go tho😒: When you're out having a good time
then you remember you work
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I hate my job...imma still go tho😒: When you're out having a good time
then you remember you work
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I hate my job...imma still go tho😒

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Had one of those I hate my job days, then I read this...: When you have an "I hate my job' day .. Try this out: Stop at your pharmacy, go to the ther- mometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & John son Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the pack- age and remove the thermometer. Then, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or bro- ken Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized." Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson." Had one of those I hate my job days, then I read this...

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Suddenly i appreciate my job much more.: When you have an I hate my job' day. Try this out: Stop at your pharmacy, go to the ther- mometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & John son. Be very sure you get this brand When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the pack- age and remove the thermometer. Then, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or bro- ken. Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized." Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson." Suddenly i appreciate my job much more.

Suddenly i appreciate my job much more.

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I hate my job😐: When you clock in and shit already crazy LUG HAVEN HALLE I hate my job😐

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i hate my job: When you have an "I hate my job' day Try this out: Stop at your pharmacy, go to the ther. mometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & John- Son. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the pack- age and remove the thermometer. Then, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or bro- ken. Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized." Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson."

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Who wants a drink? 🍷🍷 WomenWhoLoveWine bottomsup cheers winebar: I'm going to open up a bar called "I Hate My Job" and name the drinks "F*ck off", "Sorry I'm Not Sorry l'm Late", & "That Meeting Could Have Been an Email Who wants a drink? 🍷🍷 WomenWhoLoveWine bottomsup cheers winebar

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INTO WORK TODAY, I
HAVE NO FACE
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i hate my job: I hate my job so much l fill out applications for other jobs while I'm at work

i hate my job: I hate my job so much l fill out applications
for other jobs while I'm at work

i hate my job: I hate my job so much l fill out applications
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this is me af. like i hate my job so much especially now. and then my boss is talking to me about work a damn hour before i clock in like if you don't get. -c • • { funnytumblr textposts funnytextpost tumblr funnytumblrpost tumblrfunny followme tumblrfunny textpost tumblrpost haha}: Me phoning my Mom every 20 minutes while I'm at work lagoon Paris: I hate it here. I'm going to murder myself. Mom: Aw. this is me af. like i hate my job so much especially now. and then my boss is talking to me about work a damn hour before i clock in like if you don't get. -c • • { funnytumblr textposts funnytextpost tumblr funnytumblrpost tumblrfunny followme tumblrfunny textpost tumblrpost haha}

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Thanks for the genius suggestion 👍 #QueensofSass: Me: I hate my job "Then quit" Me: facebook.com /queens ofsass Thanks for the genius suggestion 👍 #QueensofSass

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The system was built this way: I HATE DRIVING BUT I NEED A CAR TO GET TO WORK I HATE MY JOB, BUT I GOTTA MAKE CAR PAYMENTS Deep Within HONK! QUIET The system was built this way

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It’s a vicious cycle: HATE MY JOB BUT IT PAYS FOR MY ALCOHOL ure Milarity AND I NEED ALCOHOL BECAUSE I HATE MY JOB VIA 9GAG.COM It’s a vicious cycle

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i hate my job: I HATE MY JOB AND MY ENTIRE LIFE

i hate my job: I HATE MY JOB AND
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http://t.co/uLlnqXG7ww: When you have an 'I hate my job' day Try this out: Stop at your pharmacy, go to the ther- mometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & John- Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the pack- age and remove the thermometer. Then, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or bro- ken Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized." Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson." http://t.co/uLlnqXG7ww

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If you think you hate your job, you need to read this. http://9gag.com/gag/ayp60Kq?ref=fbp: when you have an 'I hate my job' day Try this out: Stop at your pharmacy, go to the ther- mometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & John- Son. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the pack- age and remove the thermometer. Then, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or bro- ken. Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized." Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson." VIA 9GAG.COM If you think you hate your job, you need to read this. http://9gag.com/gag/ayp60Kq?ref=fbp

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A Classic Reminder to Be Thankful For Your Workhttp://meme-rage.tumblr.com: When you have an 'I hate my job' day ... Try this out: Stop at your pharmacy, go to the ther- mometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & John- son. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the pack- age and remove the thermometer. Then, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or bro- ken. Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized." Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson." A Classic Reminder to Be Thankful For Your Workhttp://meme-rage.tumblr.com

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Try this!: When you have an 'I hate my job' day... Try this out: Stop at your pharmacy, go to the ther- mometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & John- son. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the pack- age and remove the thermometer. Then, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or bro- ken. Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested. and then sanitized. Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson." Try this!

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I hate my job http://9gag.com/gag/5878631: I HATE MY JOB. My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks Iwork with: First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe. The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. m not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "woman parts. think she ly" might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day. Anyway, drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit. Unlike Share d 48 others like this. 9GAG CO 5878631 I hate my job http://9gag.com/gag/5878631

I hate my job
http://9gag.com/gag/5878631: I HATE MY JOB.
My job is so fucking unbelievable.
I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks Iwork
with:
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay,
she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The
girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She
is extremely self-centered and has never once considered
the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb
as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has
enough brain power to continue to breathe.
The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even
be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career
opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She
is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. m not sure she even
showers, much less shaves her "woman
parts. think she
ly" might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the
hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner.
And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In
fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work,
and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober
anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses
like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make
things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every
fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk
around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell,
sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant
bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry,
requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King,
every single fucking day.
Anyway, drive these fucktards around in my van and we
solve mysteries and shit.
Unlike Share
d 48 others like this.
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I hate my job
http://9gag.com/gag/5878631: I HATE MY JOB.
My job is so fucking unbelievable.
I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks Iwork
with:
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay,
she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The
girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She
is extremely self-centered and has never once considered
the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb
as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has
enough brain power to continue to breathe.
The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even
be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career
opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She
is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. m not sure she even
showers, much less shaves her "woman
parts. think she
ly" might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the
hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner.
And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In
fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work,
and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober
anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses
like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make
things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every
fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk
around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell,
sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant
bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry,
requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King,
every single fucking day.
Anyway, drive these fucktards around in my van and we
solve mysteries and shit.
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d 48 others like this.
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