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tenaflyviper: turboslime: drinkmasturbatecry: razzledazzy: netforce0: descartes-and-thosecartes: sensorydeprivationprincess: turboslime: Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?High five, America! oh my god bitch that’s the tubby custard machine im crying OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine” 10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow. i cannot believe this post is back on my dash I can’t believe that someone actually tried to use a gif from Teletubbies to cry about the fast food industry. : tenaflyviper: turboslime: drinkmasturbatecry: razzledazzy: netforce0: descartes-and-thosecartes: sensorydeprivationprincess: turboslime: Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?High five, America! oh my god bitch that’s the tubby custard machine im crying OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine” 10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow. i cannot believe this post is back on my dash I can’t believe that someone actually tried to use a gif from Teletubbies to cry about the fast food industry.
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radiatingintensity: vivisect8: sixpenceee: The chicken that lived for 18 months without a head  Via the BBC Seventy years ago, a farmer beheaded a chicken in Colorado, and it refused to die. Mike, as the bird became known, survived for 18 months and became famous. But how did he live without a head for so long, asks Chris Stokel-Walker. Keep reading Wow “Running Around Like a Chicken With Its Head Cut Off” Based On A True Story : MIRACLE MIKE THE HEADLESS CHICKEN I listened and heard the farmer say We'll have this fowl for lunch today." Thought I, "There won't be nothin' doin' I just can't see myself a'stewin But he took the axe and chopped off my head Then threw me down and left me for dead. There on the ground for a moment I lay Then I arose and walked away! Sald farmer Lloyd to his kindly wife. That's the strangest thing I've seen in my life." Said the kindly wife to her farmer man, I can't put him in the frying pan- A fowl that hates so much to die- There must be some good reason why And since he wants so much to live Every living chance to him we'll give." Through my esophagus they feed me corn, They give me drink and keep me warm. RI'm well and happy as can be. I stand around for folks to see Although I haven't got a head- I'm better off than if I'm de d Copyrighted 1945 by Arba A. Gleen radiatingintensity: vivisect8: sixpenceee: The chicken that lived for 18 months without a head  Via the BBC Seventy years ago, a farmer beheaded a chicken in Colorado, and it refused to die. Mike, as the bird became known, survived for 18 months and became famous. But how did he live without a head for so long, asks Chris Stokel-Walker. Keep reading Wow “Running Around Like a Chicken With Its Head Cut Off” Based On A True Story

radiatingintensity: vivisect8: sixpenceee: The chicken that lived for 18 months without a head  Via the BBC Seventy years ago, a far...

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