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20 Women Describe The First Time They Saw A Penis: 1. That has to go inside me? uh oh 2. My dad got out of the shower andI totally thought he was keeping Gonzo's nose in between his legs. 3. This might be weird but l always assumed that they'd be cold. I was shocked that penises are warm the first time I touched one I got a bit of a fright, it was so short and thick that I was a bit confused because that's not what you usually see in adult movies and it looked so angry 5. I saw my baby brother's penis when I was a kid. if that counts. "WHAT IS THAT? WHY IS HE SO DIFFERENT? 6. How would that fit it in my mouth?:0 . My first reaction: good lord, how do you guys walk around with those things? Today it is much the same question. 8.The first penis I saw was an STD-infested one in health class in middle school. Needless to say it was a relief to find out that a normal penis does NOT look like that . Sploosh 10. First time I saw a penis, I thought Tm going to laugh if keep looking at it. So to spare the guy. I just put it in my mouth. 11. 0mg, that's huge 12. Doooh that's why they call it wood Penises get really stiff 13. I thought it look so much smaller than they do on porn videos, other than that it was pretty much he same 14. I asked why it was wearing a helmet... 15. I think I was around 10ish when I saw my brothers. I literally screamed then wanted to see more penises. 16. I screamed when it moved. I was not aware they moved or could be moved on demand. 17. It grossed me out! Male genitalia make me nauseDus 18. Really grossed out by the penis. It was just so loppy 19. The first time I saw a penis I was decenly drunk and nervous. I honestly just grabbed it and put the thing in my mouth so I wouldn't have to fake any enthusiasm by just looking at it 20. The first time I really got to inspect a penis in person: totally looks like Darth Vadar's helmer was the first thing that went through my minod *HEAVY BREATHING* Ou GREAT LETT IT AT HOME! 20 Women Describe The First Time They Saw A Penis
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Level 99 graphic design skills: Hi, is this the person looking for a graphic designer? Yes! Wow you're quick. We just put the ad up 30 minutes ago Well, in this biz the early bird gets the worm. Can you tell me a little bit about the project? Sure, we need a logo for an Italian restaurant my husband and are opening called Tomato Tomato. It's probably easier if we can talk on the phone, mind if I give you a ring? That's no good I'm at my current design job and I would be taking this on as a freelance job, so I can't talk about other projects on company time. Sorry. Ok, well feel free to call me after you leave work. In the meantime do you have a website or some work online that I can take a look at? Sure, I can text you a few recent projects, hold on One Sec Great! Thanks! This is one I finished a couple weeks ago A+ CAR ORGANIZATION That's good. No offense but has anyone ever told you that it's sorta phallic? No, what is that? It kinda looks like a penis. lol. I guess I can kinda see that? I never noticed Here is one I'm really proud of. It's for my friend Omar's Hotdog kiosk in the mall CRAZY WAGON Your friend Omar was ok with this? Yeah, why wouldn't he be? That totally looks like someone putting a penis in their mouth What? No that's a man enjoying a tasty hot dog. I'm not sure we can work together. I didn't know you were gunna be some kind of pervert client... Both logos you have shown me look like penises! It doesn't take a pervert to see that! I took a stab at a possible design for your restaurant I'd love to hear your thoughts T8MAR WE'RE NOT DICKIN' AROUND OPEN WIDE FOR SOME HOT ITALIAN "SAUSAGE" What the hell is wrong with you! Level 99 graphic design skills
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